Alright so first, I'd like to make it clear that I really don't need the "Just tell her!" or any other cliche stuff please? Thanks :) Really, if you like saying cliche stuff you shouldn't read this. Anyway... So basically there's this girl I like (obviously). So I'm pretty bad in social situations... <- that should tell you that you shouldn't say "Talk to her in person!"... So she's pretty nice and she's pretty caring and all that but y'know... I literally can't talk to anyone. I text her on a daily basis, and being the guy I am I CANNOT ANALYSE TEXTING. I can't. So here's what happens. In the morning I wake up and then I'd shoot her a text that would say "Good morning" or "Hey" with maybe an emoji or emoticon attached. She's a pretty busy person, so I understand that she's not going to see my message. But then half an hour later she'll see it and we'll chat for maybe 15 minutes. Random stuff, really. Maybe like what's happening in her life. I don't really know. She sends me smiley faces with like five jaws-> :)))) What does that mean? Secondly, I wanna know what to say to maybe subtly hint to her that I have feelings for her... not anything too flirty like "Hey wassup you're looking beautiful today" maybe just like "You're smart" and compliments like that. And thirdly I wanna know how to cheer someone up. I'm not an optimist so I kinda suck at that and I wanna know what to say and do. Welp that's all thanks homies...

Hi I'm a very very self conscious person and it's because my nose is like a hooked/aquiline long nose. I've been bullied for years because of it, hate going outside and have social anxiety because of it. Everyone can tell I hate it because I don't like people looking at me. I've been getting really close to a guy and I've known him for a long time but we stop talking, then we do again, then stop etc. It's confusing. He just asked me if I could, what would I change about myself. That is the question I have been dreading. I hate it when anyone asks me that. It's sooo embarrassing because it's really obvious what I want to change about myself and if I say something instead of my nose, they'd think I'm scared to answer it truthfully, or maybe that I'm delusional. What do I tell him? Should I say my nose and get into this whole story of how I've been bullied and actually getting a nose job soon? Or should I just lie and say something like my ears? I have anxiety and I'm freaking out a bit because I don't want to ignore him. This is a really difficult question for me. I hope you understand. Thank you

Hey guys, I need some help. So basically this ******* played my bestfriend and I wanna go psycho on him, what do I say? Basically he said he wanted to get close to her and she said sure and he is totally playing her off because he likes someone else but is pretending to like her. What shall I say? 😊

Is missing someone after not seeing them for 10 years considered an obsession?

A female coworker and I work on projects together at work. At the end of one project she told me "you are the best" and at the end of another she asked me if I could get done with my part of the project before she left for vacation. I told her it will be done before you leave. Her response was "you are the greatest!!!" Also, in about 99 percent of the work emails I get from her she includes smiley faces. Does she like me??

So about 9 months ago I was hospitalized for a very serious head injury after i had gotten into a confrontation with a group of guys at a bar. And the ******* up thing was it was on my 21st birthday. I was in a coma for like two days. According to the doctors my heart had stop beating for sometime. Everyone at the hospital said they thought i wouldn't make it. My friend had a similair experience but with a car accident. And now he says he lives life the way he wants. He got a new car, and even a house. His life since his accident has gotten much better. Now he says he lives everyday like its his last. I thought thats how i would think after my incedent. But its quite the opposite with me. Ever since that night its almost like nothing has gone well. Now i owe the hospital money. And that wouldnt be a problem i just cant find a job no matter how much i look. I'm living with my parents. And had to sell my car to pay off other debts so i dont have one of those either. I havent got laid since then either. And i know most people are gonna say "you should just be glad to be alive". And believe me. I know that. And i've never told anyone this but sometimes i wish i wouldnt have made it. And it hurts to even think that. I guess i just wish i was living like my friend ever since his accident.

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I decided to leave and go abroad to study, and get my passport, my mom wanted no part of it as she kept saying why the rush, your not going anywhere ( I was 15) I decided to go my self, asked some strangers and applied and filled out the form later, I had to bring her cause I'm under 18 she said don't bother her to get my visa, do it myself. I got in this modeling so they trained me for about two months then when it was time for the runway way show, she said your not wearing a bikini in public so of course I couldn't go. Seeing my friends get in and walking the runway just made me down i decided to focus on my future which she replied with, I'll get raped if I go, I'll get kidnapped, and heard a call saying to hide my passport in case I runaway, I gave up, this vacation I wanted to go to the movies alone honestly the movies is right there, no, your not going unless you go with my cousin,my cousin is the same age and my mom supports her having boyfriends, going clubs, leaving the house and getting a tattoo, of course I said no, so I didn't go anywhere at all the vacation , she then tells me not to wear a skirt or shorts in public cause I'm not a slutbut approves when my cousin wears a skin tight dress before she leaves.I feel like I'm being stripped off so many opportunities, I'm not even so sure if I have a future anymore cause no one wants to help with my visa I stay at home and cook and clean for my bid and small bro, if I don't have a future what's there to live for

For me, it was learning to drive.

I have this african "friend" on facebook. She came out of nowhere and we chatted a bit. She says she wants to be adopted even though shes "19", she calls me Dear, says for me to think of her as my daughter, says she was attending to church on one sunday, says she wants to travel here, and recently asked me to get her a phone because the one she has is "small." Now from the very start, it has all been highly suspicious but i never told her that. She asked me if i had WhatsApp, i passed by it in a hacking forum and it's said to be very hackable. I also passed by another website on how to mail something to africa and somewhere it said that theres bribes, item theft, BUT ive read some Nigerians pull of scams like asking for stuff and stuff. I dont know whether i should trust her or not. She seems to have faked african english accent because i mentioned her grammer and bam, next message is mostly clear. And i strongly believe she mentioned religion because my facebook name is Archangel Retechium and it has angel wings, sword, and halo. So im thinking this has all the lies, fakes, and phishing in the world. Maybe you can look around and try to grab subtle clues of her here: https://m.facebook.com/nakimuli.evelynbawali

I want to have some fun with my brother's willy, including teasing him so he gets very hard, but I can't think of very many things to do. All I can think of is to wrap an elastic band around his willy to keep him hard, as well as wrapping some ribbons around him to tease him. Have any of you done this sort of thing to your brothers? Any suggestions?!

If you feel like you have nothing to offer this person besides your love because you feel like they are ahead of you in life, should you stay with this person because they say they need you??

If any two people cannot precisely agree on the definition of "love", how can they ever have an effective discussion or debate on what it means to be loving or to be in love?

sometimes im like so obessed with myself and im like wow im so amazing and great and like other times I absolutely hope i die like there is no in between its like a switch but idk whats flipping it , is this normal

My sister and her friend were both at home and I was jerking off in front of the computer and suddenly sisters friend enters the room and sees me! she looked for like 5 seconds and walked out. What should I do? I'm gonna have dinner with them today

He's staring right at you and probably not zoning out since he was attentive when you said hi to him. No smile

My moms boyfriend literally will make up problems that don't exist just so he can rile everyone and yell and throw his tantrums. I don't get it. And most times its over the most stupidest, miniscule things. Or he will find a non existent reason to fight. What the heck?! Is this BPD? He's extremely sensitive to criticism but has NO problem letting everyone know they are below him, at home, in public, work etc. He's been fired from so many jobs because he thinks he can tell supervisors what to do but they can't boss him around. He loves to control anything. But cannot take the heat when its thrown back at him. Why do they do this crap?

I live with my boyfriend and his brother. My boyfriend and I have been together for over two years and I moved into his house a year ago. My boyfriend is in his mid 30's, his brother is in his early 30's.His brother proposed to his girlfriend of 1 year about a month and a half ago. He tells us that he is planning on getting married in April. When asked where they were planning to live etc he says they haven't figured it out yet.How you decide to get married so soon but not have a clue where you're going to call home makes no sense to me. I understand wanting to get married soon because you want to be together since they hardly see each other because of the distance. She isn't allowed to stay over at our house because her parents won't allow her to stay, not that she wouldn't if she could. My boyfriend was talking to his brother about it and offered for her to move in with us after they get married. I don't really like the idea. Don't get me wrong, I really like his fiancé,but I think 2 couples living together would be weird and we would get in each others way.Personally I don't want to live with newlyweds, especially when we are planning to get engaged soon. Not to mention the fact that at that age if you're getting married you should be able to support yourselves and have your own home. He makes good money, there is no reason he couldn't afford to live on his own. So I guess I'm just wondering if I'm wrong in feeling like her moving in doesn't make sense?

I'm 19 I sit in the same row to his left but not right next to him as a partner in college. But he always had to pass down papers to me, so today the Teacher passed down these papers and when he passed them to me I looked at him right in the eyes but he was looking down smiling and in a super kind soft voice was like here and I got it and smiled and was like thank you ver kindly too. He's always super serious I never have seen him smile,he doesn't talk to anyone in the class and is always alone outside of class,so it surprised me, so I want to talk to him really fast but idk how to not be nervous or what to say without bieng wierd. i have been trying to take things slow and first have him Notice me More before I talk to him, so the smiling thing worked.idk if he's the shy type but he was looking down and didn't look at me directly even tho I did,but he's also not the one to yell and make a scene,he is a bit reserved I guess.before the other two times he was serious while passing me the paper. Other guys don't look down

Life is not fair for me so should I make others lives worse and cause them pain and suffering? Should I go around the world spreading evil, misery? Should I become a ruthless, evil and cruel person who hurts others?

He takes any money I make. He does everything and anything it takes to make me lose jobs within first two weeks. Then screams for me to get job. He drags me to force me to work for him for FREE with baby in tow He then tells me that I do nothing to make money his workers make 13/h. I never see a dime I need to be able to make money without him knowing. He only lets me sleep about 4 to 5 hours a night. So I can t lose that to get it done either. I need things I can do online or on my phone to make money discreetly without him knowing. And I cannot get caught. I even signed up for pso jobs online but that is impossible in my situation. I ve lost every single one because I either have the baby or him with me. He borrows his mom s car n makes me drive him around in it and sometimes even takes it himself if he is feeling cocky. I ve tried calling the cops but he gets away with it every time. I went through divorce just before this relationship and lost everything and replaced it all and I cannot and do not want to do it again. So upping and leaving everything.... No. I need to make money. Lots of it. Fast. Right under his nose. As he is hovering over my shoulder every second. And he goes through my phone too so I have to be careful. any ideas help. I do not want to go to a shelter. My parents will take my child away if I do that, and the state shelter my cat of 10 years. I refuse to lose anything else because of him! Any ideas anything anything I m serious. Thank you so much!

When I was 15 I was adopted . My adopted dad had 2 sons that I didn t met until I was 16. I wasn t raised with them and I never lived with my adopted brothers . One of them has feelings for me and has voiced it to me for awhile . I mean it was so noticeable that his girlfriend left him because of it. Is it wrong for him to have these thoughts and feelings for me when I m his adopted sister. I m now 18 and he is 24

I'm a teenage girl. Can a girl please tell me how did you get Plan-b without your mom knowing? And how did you get the money? Please help me!!! Thanks :)

I am a 19 year old girl. I had gotten pregnant at the age of 18 and had her at 18. I graduated with honors andi walked the stage proudly. Lately ive been thinking did i ruin my life? I mean i love my child to death and wouldnt trade that experience for anything but around this time every year i see all of the college kids move and i say to myself "damn that could be me ". That was suppose to have been me. I want that dorm room college roomate experience. I just feel like im missing out on so much especially to better my future. My kid is the only person in my life besides my grandmom. I work hard 24/7 to make sure i can provide and take care of my baby. I want to go back to school but here where i live you need reliable transportation. I feel like a complete failure. I know im better than this. I feel myself getting frustrated all the time because im a young mother. Nobody helps me at all. I cant even find a day for myself to relax or hang out with friends. Everytime i go out now i have a baby in my arms. I know thats the consequences of having a baby but i just couldnt see myself aborting. Either way i feel stuck with life. I want to have fun but then again i want to be that amazing mom that i use to have. Its like growing up really early. But what do you guys think? Any advice?

But anyway, I want to save my money to record some songs I've written at a record studio. So far I have $733.21 dollars in my bank. The cost for recording songs at the studio I found is $90 or $80, I don't know. However, I also want to join a modelling class, a drumming class and a jazz dance class. The jazz dance class costs $160.00 and I don't know if you have to pay for the modelling and drumming class. And I work on Tuesdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays. The jazz class is from Saturdays, but earlier than when I start work. The drum class is on Tuesdays and Thursdays and I don't know about the modeling class. So I'm asking you, what should I take and eliminate. I'm NOT eliminating the recording my songs cause that's what I'm saving my money for, but should I keep the jazz dance class, the modelling class or the drumming class?? PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!

My mom met someone on a date site about three months ago. He is younger than her but they really hit it off and have been texting everyday for three months. They live two hours apart from each other and they decided they would meet in October of this year. He lives with his mom and sister still. My mom asked him if his family knew about her. He said he does not tell his family about the woman until after he meets the woman first. Should my mother be patient after they meet so he can tell his family about her or should this already be occurring now?

In my short life Islam has made quite a negative impression on me, so this is his an opinion based on experiences. But my question is, why did they do this? I find that Muslims or at least the men, are violent, temper tantrum throwing, sand monkeys both as individuals and as a culture. They are not only violent but hypocritical to their own rules. I was raised by a divorced, sociopathic mother who liked to beat me. I now live with a serious brain tumour due to all the head trauma. She had a thing for Muslim men, they must fúç@ hard or something. So I had these strange men in my house also beating me when they got slightly pissed. The worst of them was my ste father, Mahamud. He like to slam me against the wall especially when he fasted during Ramadan. I was half sure we were his 2ND family. I found out later it's harm to date a non-Muslim woman. My junior year of highschool my bestfriend graduated and joined the national guard. He went to Iraq to clean up the land mines we sent there. I found out he got shot by a local because he was winning a game of cards!! It's not only the pettiest thing I ever heard, it's against Islam to gamble! He didn't deserve to die like that! I'm so mad! Why are Muslims so bad as a culture and as people?

It s hard trying to come up with a creative and funny but still cute name for him. I already call him Babe.

No I won't accept him dating a black girl, and it's not because i'm racist, i'm not, I just don't want my brother to have a mixed family. I told him he has a week to dump her or that i'm cutting him out of my life forever. If he doesn't do it, than I don't know, I might never talk to him again. What do you think I should do here, I mean I don't wanna lose my brother, but I'm not accepting his black girlfriend either. How can I convince him to dump her already?

i started this new school and became apart of this one group.there is this one girl (lets call her ash she is creeping me out. I'm getting a lot of big hints that she is a murderous psychopath. One day we were walking to the school (lets call her Matilda) for a school dance, Matilda said when Ash was talking about herself she said "She's low-key a homicidal psychopath"Ash said "true though". I was DMing her Me:Anyways wyd? Ash:nothing, thinking about my scars. hbu? (me and her self-harm) Me:listening to indie music low-key missing my old friends Ash i hate all my old friends. Me;What happened? Ash:backstabbing lying little bitches Ash:i hate them all Me: Thats rlly shitty **** them Ash:I killed them Me:haha me (thought it was a joke) Ash:i did Me:Ur kidding right? Ash:sure Ash:*before i could reply* gnite ILY I had been getting a lot of hints from everyone who is/was her friend.I ignored them because i amused it was a joke now im seriously afraid. Any time someone is mean or does something bad to a friend of her's the first thing she always says is " can I kill them" or something along those lines. When there was drama with this one girl she kept saying to Matilda "I swear im going to slit her throat" My old friend Ella and she says to go to the school consolor but it seams that everyone had been keeping it secret for a while so it would be obvious that it was me that turned her in, that would put me in danger.i honestly have no idea wtf to do and i'm very scared

So this is my case, my parents are Jehovah's witnesses and they told me that they are not gonna sing any form of the college or the FAFSA, just because I busy doing my homework and sometimes I can't go to church, they said that if keep doing that they will not let me to go to college. Please help, I really like school and I don't wanna be poor as they are, is out there any law that can help me in that case? And im sure that I'm not gonna be living with them.

ok so i love my dad and mom and my dad is married to my mum still after like 20 years which is good. im 16 and a girl btw. I always think in my head my dad is amazing and the features of my appreance i got from my dad (my ears, there kind of big) I love probably because it is the strongest resemblence from either of my parents. I tell my dad i love him and i like saying that but i feel kind of awkard saying that to my mum even though i love her too.My brother is most like my mom and i am most like my dad I feel like my brother is my mums faveourite and i am my dads faeourite.I am a christian and a virgin so waiting until marriage and stuff like that and i feel very strongly about it. My parents are both christian my mum is more serious but never forced anything on me. I kind of wish my dad forced my beliefs on me so its like im making him proud because if i didnt have those believes i feel like my dad wouldnt care that much and for some reason that annoys me. I feel like this about mum too but alot less strongly. My dad and i are both overweight feel like i should metion that for some reason because even though hes joking hes says if your thin and pretty you can do anything. My dad says im pretty. I can tell hes not just saying that to be nice but doesnt say im thin because im not. He doesnt say im fat though. I feel like he feels this is ok to say becuase i have lost weight and am losing weight. I used to be reallly overweight now its a bit. I dont call my dad daddy. If i had a boyfriend i would probably want him to look like my dad and act like him but wouldnt call him daddy. And my dad used to say i was really big and i know he cant say it now but when i am thin he will say it about how i look now which kind of makes me feel weird and sad. soz this was so long plz help. sorry forgot to metion i used to shout at my parents when i was mad which wasnt nice and my mum thought i was being rude which i was but my dad was way too easy on me and always took my side. Also i kind of have fantasys about being choked and slapped in the face and body by a man and him saying rude stuff to me in sex even though im a virgin. and fantasys about a man treating me disrispectfully. i have binge eating disorder yesterday i had one salad that was about 100 caloreies 2 days before i had about 3500 and was so unwell from all the food 1 day ago food was avarage. About 1200 calories. today it was about 3000 and im a 5ft girl and weigh 160 pounds used to be 210. I allso want to be skinny and not average weight and body type. stuck at 160 for about1month.keep losing5 poundsthen coming back really quick. I lost 50 pounds eating anhealthyamountandidontexercisemuchhatemovingmyfatbody