' ...both difficult to do... LEGALLY. So, then, I've decided to enter the U.S. illegally and live here illegally, sneak into Harvard and "acquire" somebody else's degree (and their nice Camaro), drive happily to Florida to board the next flight out of our atmosphere and return to earth safely. Seriously, I tried to do those things LEGALLY, but there was no way. I'm entitled, RIGHT????!!!! .

The wedding is going to be at the beach in California on October so it will still be a bit warm. My husband is a groomsman and was asked to wear a burgundy button up and black slacks. I have never been to a beach wedding specially during October when summer is over. I was thinking of wearing a black semi casual dress that goes below the knees and a pair of cute dressy sandals with my hair down. Would that be appropriate? Any advice on what to wear would be appreciated.

Appears to be a common gold ring, with a dark blue stone (perhaps birthstone?), on her left ring finger. To my very limited knowledge on the subject, women typically only wear engagement rings on the right, sometimes left ring fingers, and usually wear a wedding band on just the left. Or do I have that all mixed up? I m just trying to figure out what this particular case would be, without bluntly asking her. Thank you.

What are your opinions on wearing this dress to a wedding?

So the other day I was talking to this girl and she said she was a bridesmaid for a friend's wedding recently. Turns out said friend was a dude marrying a dude. Technically speaking, is she even a bridesmaid? If it's a wedding between two men, there's no bride, so would the term bridesmaid be incorrect? Same for two girls getting married, if they have men standing with them, would you call them groomsmen even if there's no groom?

I want to give out wedding favors for my fall wedding and so guests can stay warm. Plaid throw blankets. But I need about 250. And I don t have all the money in the world. Any ideas?