This is probably the most stupidest thing you've ever read. I'm sixteen and I saw middle schooschoolers walking by. And for some reason I decided to joke around and yelled "eat your celery" at them. Now, I got to thinking and I feel terrible. What if they didn't hear me correctly and thought I said something worse? What if they took it as a jab at their weight (all of them were skinny though)? I did not have malicious intent, only wanted to crack a little joke. But is it really a joke at the expense of others? Did I turn into a hypocrite by doing something that I may have seen as ride and mean if directed at me? Again, I am aware that this is stupid and strange. But I am completely serious. I know I can't do anything about it but be better. However, the guilt is tearing at me. What if I ruined someone's day by trying to make a joke?

I'm on a bit on a rant here, I'm trying to look for a place to rent and my boyfriend isn't helping whatsoever. I have one month until the lease on my apartment is up, I'm trying to find a place because I'm pregnant and need room for the baby. He's leaving it all up to me to find a place and I'm worried that I'll end up living back with my Mom 40 minutes away.

I feel like he really bullied me, and I felt like it was really personal. He almost killed me with drugs and alcohol, and watched me nearly die, he was this jewish drug addict. I 've had similar experiences with jewish men. I thought it had to do with his religion. Unfortunately i am the target of bullies for Jewish men, and I avoid them at all costs. I was really sheltered girl, and he approached me... I was really sheltered girl, and he approached me... I think I'm having difficulty with being misunderstood, about what happened and how it happened. I was targeted, and I want to ignore them and move on with my life and move forward... I never want to look back on that again.

I'm 17. I want to go visit a "good friend" of mine all the way in Washington. I have a job, so I can pay for whatever I need to (basically only paying for the flight and desires, since I have a place to stay already). Although my mother isn't strict and let's me go out whenever I want at home, I am afraid she won't let me go to Washington for a short time. How should I go about asking her? Please don't tell me NOT to go or anything like that, just give me some advice on how to convince my mother to let me go.

This girl who I reconnected with recently has regularly called me "mean", "bossy", and "straightforward". when I press her for when exactly I was any of those things, she had nothing to say except: "oh, I didn't mean it that way", and giving vague versions of the words instead without specifics. I know I'm strong willed and independent but she treats it like a terrible, inconvenient thing for her. but it has nothing to do with her and seemed to come out of the blue. The other day I was waiting for a call back from her because we had plans to get lunch together. I texted once, and waited five hours to no avail. I occupied myself in the meantime but without word I wondered what had happened. it turns out, she updated on social media after I sent her a text and when I asked why she didn't reply she just said she hadn't been looking at her phone. for five hours, when I know she had been busy on sc. I know she was and she didn't apologize: she got irritated and said I was "always so mean to her" because I tried to talk the situation out normally with her and get a good explanation. sorry this is so long, but should my tolerance for bs be higher?

I've been at a low place in my life and I'm just not doing too great.. I have a special friend, she and I have a special bond.. my friend has noticed and has checked up on me a lot lately because of how I've been, I cried to her on the phone the other day as I wasn't doing great at all. She's helped me through a lot of dark times.. on the phone she was there for me, helping me tak through stuff but she told me she's monitoring me and watching what I post and making sure I'm fine or not doing anything dumb. She even put me in check the other day (got after me) for considering something bad. She even told me if things got worse she'd call my mom.. She's super caring to me, we have a close bond for such different ages but why is she all over me? I'm 19 and she's 60, we're very close friends.. like I had said, she's very concerned. She said I was like her own kid (she has no kids) and how she didn't ever want to lose me. She even threatens to drive all the way over here (my college) and whip my butt. Why is she so worried? And why would she just call my mom? That really bothered me. Why would she do that...I then explained how I didn't tell my mom much of thi because I was tired of her worrying about me and I don't want her to worry about me anymore than she already has. She under stood but still She even gave me her address if I needed anything (when I am around her town) to go by whenever I needed to..

I made love to her without her permission and almost lost my freedom for it. She didn't show up at court and my case was dismissed. I want to make things right and ask her to marry me.

My guy friend and I were just hanging out having a good day at the beach until we went to find a place to sit so we could smoke and then once we sat down I asked him like where's my stuff to smoke, and he told me he didn't really feel like smoking cause there was kids and people could still see us and said that it was kind of illegal to smoke on the beach and I snapped at him and said well so is doing drugs and then I noticed his tone changed after that and he became all silence and I asked him like what's wrong and he said nothing and I let it slide and then I asked him again and he just straight up said you're just mean and unconsidered and that moment I was so upset and hurt and wanted to cry I asked him like why and he went just things you say and I told him that I was trying to make a valid point and while driving back he kept on asking if I was okay or if i sad and how he didn't mean it and that I was the nicest person he's ever met that's why he likes me and that he was sorry he snapped and that he didn't mean to say in it a mean why and how he was just thinking about the good times we had and then ask if we could still go to a park then pretty much from there we haven't gotten along and his friend told me that he must of been really upset or hurt to ignore me/avoid me and so should i apology even though it's been like almost a month? I should just be like, Im sorry for snapping at you on the of the beach and I'm sorry I didn't talk to you on the way back.

One of my coworkers said he hadn t ****** my wife in a minute so I thought it was some sort of joke thing. Any and all help is appreciated. Have a good day.

I've been at a low place in my life and I'm just not doing too great.. I have a special friend, she and I have a special bond.. my friend has noticed and has checked up on me a lot lately because of how I've been, I cried to her on the phone the other day as I wasn't doing great at all. She's helped me through a lot of dark times.. on the phone she was there for me, helping me tak through stuff but she told me she's monitoring me and watching what I post and making sure I'm fine or not doing anything dumb. She even put me in check the other day (got after me) for considering something bad. She even told me if things got worse she'd call my mom.. She's super caring to me, we have a close bond for such different ages but why is she all over me? I'm 19 and she's 60, we're very close friends.. like I had said, she's very concerned. She said I was like her own kid (she has no kids) and how she didn't ever want to lose me. She even threatens to drive all the way over here (my college) and whip my butt. Why is she so worried? And why would she just call my mom? She even gave me her address if I needed anything (when I am around her town) to go by whenever I needed to..

that night he was only doing it to me

I've been at a low place in my life and I'm just not doing too great.. I have a special friend, she and I have a special bond.. my friend has noticed and has checked up on me a lot lately because of how I've been, I cried to her on the phone the other day as I wasn't doing great at all. She's helped me through a lot of dark times.. on the phone she was there for me, helping me tak through stuff but she told me she's monitoring me and watching what I post and making sure I'm fine or not doing anything dumb. She even put me in check the other day (got after me) for considering something bad. She even told me if things got worse she'd call my mom.. She's super caring to me, we have a close bond for such different ages but why is she all over me? I'm 19 and she's 60, we're very close friends.. like I had said, she's very concerned. She said I was like her own kid (she has no kids) and how she didn't ever want to lose me. She even threatens to drive all the way over here (my college) and whip my butt. Why is she so worried? And why would she just call my mom? She even gave me her address if I needed anything (when I am around her town) to go by whenever I needed to..

I have two younger siblings one that lives with my mom and the other is living at a friend's house. I have 6 months till I'm 18 and want to gain legal custody as soon as possible. My mother is a very mentally unstable person even though she has had multiple mental health evaluations. My brother lives with her and is being mentally abused. She has kicked my sister and I out of the house and claims that we ran away. I want to protect my siblings and want to get them both to a safe place.

I'm 23, male. Today I went for my eye checkup. I was unexpectedly surprised in a good way to see that the doctor that attended me was attracted and asian, my personal favorite kind. She attended me and our conversation was chill. I ask were she was from and how old was she. She asked "How old do you think I am?" It was pretty cool experience. The fact that she was checking my eyes and had to interact with my face using her hands was like a moment where couples interact. She would giggle during my appointment. She is 27. I she isn't married. But I felt that I was too young for her but it was a good time. Plus I haven't been in a relationship and hope to be one day. So what could she have felt during my appointment? It was nice. Thanks for reading.

Before me and my boyfriend, now the father of my child, got serious he apparently tried having sex with my best friend. My friend introduced me to him cause she used to date his brother. Well I didn t really know he tried having sex with her until about a year ago when me and him got into an argument and he tried saying he slept with my best friend, i guess to get me mad. So I asked my friend if that was true and she said that he has tried to in the past, but she never had sex with him. What made me more upset is she went on to say that he apparently told her he heard she had good p*ssy and he wanted to know when he can "beat it up". I was outraged at the fact that she kept that from me, but I didn t let her know that. I was also a little pissed off that she would go into detail what my man said to her. I of course took it out on my man. This was right before i found out I was pregnant, we now have a 3 1/2 month old. Well ever since she told me that, I kind of stopped being friends with her. I know that I should be more mad at my man, but I just felt like if you knew my man tried having sex with you why didn t you tell me then and instead you have me bringing my man around you when you know he tried f*cking you. I feel really bad cause she s a GREAT person and an amazing friend, but I feel like that situation completely destroyed our relationship. Me and my boyfriend are fine, but i don t even talk to her anymore. Is how I feel normal? What should I do?

Let us suppose he had a vasectomy in 1988 (I did). Do you think that strange women, that he has never met, will show up? Some might claim to be his alleged "wife" that he abandon in some small town someplace he has never been. Others might show up with young children he allegedly fathered (even though DNA can prove otherwise). His late sister might show up and say, "Boo, you did not think I really died did you?" Do you think any of the above would really happen? Is there history of any such events? I only won $18! :(

but that night he was only doing it to me

Shes a 40 year old single woman, no children. She has been playing the innocent young girl act her whole life and she lives for it. She posts about cartoons and stuffed animals on social media and uses baby talk on there as well like saying lub instead of love, an na nights instead of goodnight and worst of all she uses the expression d'aweeee and has more profile photos of minions then of herself. This chick changes her profile photo once a week, has changed her legal name 2x, been married, divorced, engaged 2x and in 2 serious relationships all in less than 10 years.She has tattoo makeup and her eyebrows and eyeliner are so intense it gives her crazy eyes. She also claims to be some kind of entrepreneur but really she gets wealthy men to fall for her juvenile deer lost in the headlights routine and pay for her to fly first class all over the country where she couch surfs, posts inspirational articles on social media all day and then goes out drinking on another rich mans dime. Alas, she is considered hot and is gladly willing to be the submissive 40 year old sleeping in minion pajamas with a teddy bear saying na nights....... Are looks that powerful?

I recently bought a house and planned to have my in laws move in with me and my wife. I would be moving from my apartment this coming weekend. My father in law moved into my house at around 3 to 7AM without my prior knowledge today. He had the moving company truck follow him. My in laws had furnatures and many boxes to move. I was only told the day before that the moving company and my father in law would be on their way to my new home overnight last night. However, I did not realize until this morning that they also unpacked and moved into my house really early in the morning. I am worried that my new neighbors will be very upset at me and my wife for moving in so early. How can I make up for this with my new neighbors? Should I make my father in law apologize to my new neighbors?

Okay so to give you a back story, im 20 years old and going to school at night . I met my math teacher 2 years ago at school, he's in his 30's . 2 years ago he asked me if i wanted to watch a movie with him but when i said no he turned red and played it off as a joke . He was always nice to me , complimenting me on how pretty i am or how good i dress . It just made me confused but didnt think too much of it . Now this year i got him again (every year you get a different teacher) we were in class and he was staring at me and asking me questions like if i remembered us being in class together 2 years ago and that he found it nice . Ohhh he also said that since i didnt graduate yet he said that since he's here now he's gonna make sure i graduate and that he'd help me with whatever. I dont know if he's just being nice or if he likes me , its just so confusing cause he's married and has a kid :/