I would like it to be funny..... my sister and I are not too close so it is a little hard to write this. help please any ideas. here is what I have so far...... Good evening, for those of you that don't know me I am jacky the little sister of the gorgeous bride. I want to start by congratulating the bride and groom and thanking all of you for making the journey here today. It is so wonderful to see my sister getting married to an amazing man. I was proud to stand by your side as you said I do; thank you for giving me the gift of a new brother. thank you

yes all diamonds. The center one is obviously what's most expensive

My Fiance wants to cap our budget for a 200 count wedding at 10 grand including photographer, videographer, limo, AND honeymoon. I'm pretty sure that means the reception shouldn't cost more than about 6,000. Is this even possible to have a reception with this low budget? What would be the best way to have a decent wedding with this amount of money? I know the wedding reception isn't the most important part of the wedding, but everyone knows a girl dreams of her wedding day her whole life and, although it might be selfish, I really would like at least a decent wedding.

A good girl likes to marry x guy but x guy blocks her on one social network but follows her to make her follow him on other social network and copies her ideas but is married and has child but still he avoids good girl just to get better dates. Good girl wants to marry x guy but years passed and x guy never replied to her and never came to marry her. X guy and his family also gets angry when good girl try to marry any better guy other than x guy so that good girl never get married with any better guy but get married with ordinary guy and when good girl ask x guy to marry good girl then x guy blocks her avoids her and doesnot like her A lot . Y guy asks for rewards in order to get married with good girl but other than rewards the y guy doesnot want good girl. Good girl want to marry soon with one of them. Y guy give her respect but x guy likes to help good girl in matters. Y guy is a tried has 2 kids. What good girl do to marry x guy. X guy is young but is very resistant to marriage with good girl. Y guy is old but he may marry good girl soon. Good girl want to marry x guy soon. What good girl do to marry x guy for forever. Good girl is just worried that she may die single just waiting for x guy. X guy doesnot give her much attention. Good girl also stopped y guy from marrying her. Please serious and right answers. No jokes. Thanks.