I have heard many people fart nonstop for several minutes while on a public toilet going number 2, and a few friends and family that are like this at home. Why do some people automatically pass gas when going to the bathroom? Genuinely curious?

There's a group of four of us that we enjoyed playing video games together, drinking, socialising, playing rugby, meet up with some girls. Then suddenly our friend left our Facebook group, chat and blocked all of us. We tried to call him and he had huge outburst saying really horrible untrue stuff about us and how we can go eff ourselves then hangs up and blocks our numbers. We were worried we might have said something or something has gone wrong in his life. To just turn on us overnight just seems awfully strange and we're all getting very worried. I doubt any of you are psychologists, but why would a friend of over 10 years of very close friend ship just change into a different person overnight. 

I was a popular member of a forum I frequent a lot for almost 7 years. I had two freaks stalking me on the site who framed me and I reported them, in revenge they set me up then spread on a well known social media page relating to the forum that I am a stalker, harasser and a mentally unstable liar. Now every single one of my online friends (10+) has blocked me - some of them I've been friends with for years. I've been banned from the forum and everybody believes them and hates me now. The two people running the page have made up a bunch of lies and set me up. I'm feeling really sad and felt so low all day :( 

I feel like no matter what I do, or how hard I try I never seem to fit anywhere. And because of this I feel incredibly lonely and not good enough. I'm quite a shy person, even with people I'm comfortable with and have know for a long time I'm not 'loud' with them. I recently started a new job, and I get on with the people who work there, but they're not like friends. More like polite acquaintances. Another girl started a few days after me, and almost on the first day of her being there every one seemed to be her best friend, she's so loud and confident and out going, always has something to say and I can't help but to compare myself. This is just one example, but I feel like this in quite a few areas in my life. I don't know what's wrong with me. I feel so sad and alone

What's the true reason for someone putting someone down. Like insulting someone for no reason. Maybe like a older brother insulting the younger or a friend. I kno all older siblings do that. But I mean like really trying to put you down.  Yo this has nothing to do with politics. No answers about politics. 

Hello, so I've been working at CFA for almost 4 months or so now. To start, I'm not the most sociable person and thats always been my problem but I try and I've started developing friendships with my coworkers, mostly just joking around or talking and stuff. I've also had some follow me on social media and sit with me before work and stuff. Last night I helped close and a girl started asking others openly if they wanted to go out after, but not directly to me or another girl. I'd already started talking to the four in the group that were going, also following me on social media. But most of them only go to school together and have also worked together for longer than I have. So I asked out in the parking lot if I could join them ,and they said yeah and told me to follow them. Though it was certainly awkward, they included me, we joked, asked me a little about my life at highschool (currently a senior) included me in a group story on IG and I even shared some stories. I was the third to leave and I said "bye" and "thanks for letting me go" and they said "bye" and "no problem". I've been trying harder to be more socially appealing their, and I've seen good results since. I've never directly invited myself somewhere like that before, since I've been too afraid to try, so did I make the right move? Were they trying to avoid me or maybe didn't think I'd be interested? I'm still very bothered by it and hope it doesn't come to bite me back in the future. Thanks.  From the sounds of it this is the first time they've done this. Also we playfully flirt alot and stuff if that makes sense, giving each other hard times and such. 

Last night I was hanging out with my friend from middle school, we're both grown *** men now and we are both straight (no queer stuff allowed!); well we were standing at the mirror in my bedroom flexing and looking at how hot we are, but I noticed something disturbing. I noticed that my friend's penis is a little bigger than mine. This really pissed me off. When I asked compare it to mine, the difference was clear. I'm really mad now. To get to the point of my post; I read that they are performing penis transplants in Sweden and I want to get one. I talked to my friend, and he said no. I'm thinking about taking matters into my own hands. Should I invite my friend on a fishing trip so I can get him drunk enough to cut his penis off? If so, how would I stop him from bleeding out after I've taken his penis? Should I cauterize the wound afterwards?

So someone close to me in CA has a restraining order. It approaching week 4 and the guy is still evading (assault) getting the formal service. I've heard of entertainers like Chris Brown doing this when he dated Karrueche (3 months before served) and even men who have killed women After an order haven't hid this long and avoided. I'm worried for my friend because although this person has stayed away there has been a third party contact (friend figured it out) that links to the person they filed the order against. Now the person hasn't used THEIR number because they know the cops have them on their radar so maybe they think they were being sneaky have an associate do it (non threatening just to get a response type of message) and already has multiple traffic and an assault charge (actual criminal) so they are not some clean cut person whose never been in trouble. Is this dude obsessed and hoping it will "go away"? Because this person breaks the law all the time so taking papers shouldn't be that hard.

My friend asked me how good she looks and she honestly doesn't look that good, how can I avoid lying or hurting her?

I feel like I'm average on a good day :/ Honestly okay with any answer though, I've learned to base my confidence on other things than how my face looks by now. Please report to get deleted!

I had a sleepover last night with Calvin, Stephen, A-A-Ron, Franklin an Garrett! I wanted us to play Star Wars (where we like bretend we are the characters, I am Anakin Skywalker an Calvin is Jabba The Hutt cause he is so fat) but Calvin just wanted to sit around an talk about girls an he had the ordacity to say no girls likes me at school!  I was influrviated. Last year I saw Samantha Cocks an Bridget Weiss at Sears an they said "doesn't he go to are school?" an then they BOTH LAUGHED.  Total ovious there both in love with me. Tanya Andersen saw me in the hallway at school one day an LAUGHED an said to Brittney Ferguson "hey Brittney, their goes your man."  Total ovious.  I think every girl at school is in love with me cause they say stuff like that an most of them laugh an giggle! Well, Calvin was a TOTAL anushole, he was like "there not in love with you, there laughing at you."  Omg I thought I was going to have a stronk. I told him he was just jealous cause he is a big fatass an no girls at school is in love with him! We ended up screaming at each other an he ended up leaving! That ruined Star Wars cause we didn't have Jabba The Hutt for are storylines an then I saw Stephen's worm an it's like twiced as big as mine so I was upset about that an then I farted, long an loud an stunk the whole basement out an everyone called their moms an left! Now Calvin an I is not friends anymore an I think he was outrageous an he needs to apolagize to me for what he said!

I  was a popular member of a forum I frequent a lot for almost 7 years. I had a freak stalking me on the site who framed me and set me up then spread on a well known social media page relating to the forum that I am a stalker, harasser and mentally unstable liar. Now every single one of my online friends has blocked me - some of them I've been friends with for years. I've been banned from the forum and everybody believes them and hates me now. The two people running the page have made up a bunch of lies and set me up. I'm feeling very sad :( 

My good friend Carol is a single mother with a teenage son John and a teenage daughter Nancy. Carol thought it would be good for her son to have a male influence in his life so she ask me to take John to sporting events as he really likes sports. I gladly did what she wanted. I took John to several games. We both enjoyed the games and John and I became good friends. Then something unexpected happen. Nancy ask me if she could go with us to the sporting events. I told her that would be OK if it was OK with her mother. Carol was OK with it so the 3 of us went to several games together. All 3 of us enjoyed the games. I also became good friends with Nancy. At the last game both John and Nancy told me "You would make a great dad". "Would you marry our mom". I told them thanks for the complement but your mom would probably want to marry someone her age. She is a VERY BEAUTIFUL woman and could find many guys her age that would want to marry her. She is 12 years older than I am. John and Nancy said "They would not be as good a dad as you would be". Should I tell Carol about this conversation? Please help me do the right thing so nobody get hurt? THANKS

For my whole life I've been an outsider in every group. The odd thing has been that the groups have varied hugely in tastes, looks, personalities and I always seem to be invited into them even if I never asked to join them. Is this a good thing that I'm always an outsider that's being invited in?

Two of my friends hung out but didn't invite me. I should forget about it, right? Just because I wasn't invited once doesn't mean anything, right?

hi, i have noticed my friend lying about quitting nicotine. She says that she broke her break while my friends and i hung out (we didnt peer pressure her or anything, she insisted) , but i know that she has vapes shes been hitting prior throught the past couple weeks. I am not angry or upset. I care about her so much. I am just worried about the guilt and sadness that builds up from keeping those secrets and quitting nic (obviously her health too haha, but i would be a hypocrite kinda) i dont know if or how i should ask her, i dont want to seem rude or anything. I support her and all of her decisions she is confident in and I just really hope that she isnt under alot of stress because of this. thanks for any help :)

I  was a popular member of a forum I frequent a lot for almost 7 years. I had a freak stalking me on the site who framed me and set me up then spread on a well known social media page relating to the forum that I am a stalker, harasser and mentally unstable liar. Now every single one of my online friends has blocked me - some of them I've been friends with for years. I've been banned from the forum and everybody believes them and hates me now. The two people running the page have made up a bunch of lies and set me up. I'm feeling very sad :( 

Two of my friends hung out but didn't invite me. I should forget about it, right? Just because I wasn't invited once doesn't mean anything, right? 

I am 27 years old and will be 28 years old in 6 months but every friend I always made seen to always come out being younger then me even if im just 6 months older or 10+ years older despite still being young, this makes me feel like I'm historical. I ONLY have 1 friend who older then me and she only 7 years older then me. Is anyone in the same list here? How does it feel to be the oldest person compared to all your friends you made in your lifetime? 

My older sister just turned 27 & is almost done with her associates degree. My mom is a narcissist & has never encouraged her or any of my siblings to move out & convinced my sister a few years ago to take out all of her school loan money so my mom could "borrow" it, only later to say that she didn't owe my sister anything since she pays the bills. That's just some backstory . About a year ago, my sisters boyfriend lost his place to stay and was going to have to move to Chicago from Cali since he didn't have anywhere else. So my sister asked my mom if he'd be allowed to move in, this was when my sister was 26- mind you my mom was well aware that my sister still had a lot of self-progress to work on in so far as becoming Independent. I initially strongly opposed the idea of her bf moving in, but my mom was extremely willing & eager to allow my sisters bf to move in. It's been about a year now that he's been here, during that time he's gotten his GED & completed a work program, still needing time to fully get on his feet. However, about 8 months ago, my brother(veteran) moved back home to my moms house while waiting for his new house to finish being built. My brother is mentally unstable & collects disability for emotional incompetence. My sister was never intending to move in with our sick brother, but my mom has been pushing her towards the idea now that his house is almost done being built & because my mom is sick of my sisters boyfriend living there. 

Person sarcastically talks about how outgoing she is -person appraises her for it, saying that it was good -person sarcastically points out that I'm the opposite -person says "it's always the quiet ones" Isn't this rude? This remark was meant to be offensive? Right?

So I've been noticing for the past few weeks that my black friends seem to have more of a respect for me more than my white friends when I hang with my black friends were rlly chill and joke all the time and agree on most stuff they've also said I'm a very chill dude and the most coolest white kid they've hanged out most of them play on my bball team (Freshman) and after games we always like to hang and chill out my white friends are not as chilled as my black friends they also tend to be very judge mental about stuff I talk about even if it's not inappropriate I still have a good time with my white friends but I don't get along as much bc of their judging ways and sometimes come off as fake but for me I seem to like hanging around my black friends more than my white friends  Thoughts?

Is this meant to be rude? Or used as a joke? Someone I don't really know said this in reference to me. I'm not "sensitive" but this still came across as offensive?  We didn't have any issues before but now things feel tense and now this comes out of his mouth

My mum.... always make fun of me because of my last names....she doesn't like to take my responsability as a student...i feel like a stranger in my own house,my dad died when i was little and my mum hated him and never talked about him....my mum have a bad new husband who is really stupide and mean My teacher always call me by my last name that i hate...cause i had bad expériences in the pass....i cry but no one is there for me ....so i don't get the point ...why do i exist if no one care about me.....i feel so...useless/helpless ....only one positive point....i have one teacher that treat me like his daughter.....in a harsh and strict way but i know he love me

"Get her out tomorrow. I don't care. Get her out tomorrow. Take her out. OK? Do It"

i just need advice cuz i'm not sure if i should continue talking to this friend or create some space cuz i'm honestly hurt. today was my 20th bday and my best friend and I were gonna go out and eat dinner and go do fun things. literally as i was getting ready she said her mom brought home a dog and is making her watch it and that if she leaves she'll get into trouble. i told my friend "can't you tell your mom it's my bday?" she said she did tell her mom but that she didn't care.  we've been friends for a year and we talk every single day. ever since she got boyfriend a couple months ago we hardly ever hang out anymore. we used to hang out at least once a week. and i can't help but over think the situation and think that maybe she cancelled my bday plans because she wanted to hang with her bf instead and she just didn't want to hurt my feelings so she lied.  anyway, yay happy 20th bday to me as i sit in my car alone on a friday night eating a mcdonald's hamburger.

i feel like i'm not special to anyone. i have some good friends (around 5-7) that sit at my lunch table with me (i'm in high school). but i feel like people think i'm annoying. no one is doing anything to prompt me to think that though. no one is being mean to me. i'm just so insecure about what people think about me. ever since my group dropped the one toxic friend, i feel like some how i worry about me being the annoying one now, because she's no longer talked about because we aren't friends with her anymore. when i'm with people and they are quiet for a little too long, aren't being super bubbly, i feel as if i did something. i'm being annoying because i'm usually really bubbly at school and wanna talk and make jokes. also all my friends have other friends outside of the group, and i only have them which makes me feel as if they left me, they'd be ok, i wouldn't have anyone. that's why i'm so worried about what they think. they're all great people, i just feel like i have issues within myself and it's been really bad. i'll say something sarcastic/funny and if they don't say anything back i feel upset and i feel as if they thought "she's so annoying omg" and then i get quiet for the rest of the day because i'm insecure about what i say. my friend today was walking about another friend in our group and said "i love her a lot! she's just great and so funny!" like i feel like no one would say that about me. if anyone could give me some advice i'd really appreciate it.

   When I was in school, I never talked in this one class where I only knew a couple of people and this girl I was friends with said hey to me in front of the whole class I felt humiliated.