I was at my friends wedding. And he called me a few days after to tell me how "frankly I was an asshole" I thanked everyone for coming and acted as the usher, because I saw they didnt have one. His flower girl was 14!!! my daughter is freaking 8!!! So i told his flower girl to share with my EIGHT YEAR OLD. And the flower girl who is his daughter complied and told her dad it was because i "scared" her. Such bullshit. Then at the reception i was busting my moves on the dance floor and was stealing attention from him and his wifes shitty dancing. Sorry me and my wife take classic salsa lessons! Then I saw there were crappy desserts and not many of the good ones (LOCAL BAKERY BLONDIES!! THEY ARE BEST IN THE STATE!!) So to stop greedy little children and guests I sliced them in half, and took the liberty of passing them out. Then i got bored so i thanked everyone for coming and his father was like "you know this is my sons wedding, not yours, be greatful you and Amanda weere invited and stay in your corner" I then did what any liberty taking host would do and i said "Thank you Mr Daves, duelly noted by me and MRS. BAKEGEGO"

I went to this wedding of my friend from graduate school.  Upon arrival to the reception, I noticed that there was no kid friendly food. I approached the groom, who is my friend, and said "____, you have Indian food and chinese food, harry stacey and cooper dont eat that." He said hes sorry but i was annoyed, because he couldve told the caterer to come speak with me. I told him the truth, that he and his wife were bad at planning this, his wife then walked over to us and said she overheard the convo, asked to speak with me away from my kids (who were standing there) and said "Please leave if you are going to be this negative and have this attitude, you have been harrassing my new husband for 15 minutes. It is our wedding day blah blah" I told her to go **** herself and then my friend the groom came back and was putting on a little show for his new wife and started screaming telling me to leave now and made security escort me out. My kids who were scoping the dessert station were approached by the wife. The wife grabbed the brownie out of my 16 year old sons hand and told them to follow me out, they complied as they were scared. I then took my gift off the gift table, a blender, and stepped on it and told my kids to smash it in the lobby. I left it on the grooms car, i know what car it is, the same one from when we dated a few years ago IN GRADUATE SCHOOL :) Plwase agree with me they over reacted!

For my wedding, I am not looking to spend a ton. Wedding begins at 4, ends at 9PM. I think the reception will probably begin at 5:45ish. I didnt note this on the invitation but since it ends at 9PM i think we should be ok. I am going to have oatmeal raisin cookies, brownies, veggie platters, chips, and pretzels. Juice soda and water for drinks. Itll save me and the hubs some big bucks- we werent going anywhere special on a honeymoon but this may help us go to H-A-W-A-I-I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DISHES passed Appetizers: Amelias bread basket (served at every other table to save money)  Wheat rolls Raisin toast Garlic sticks Crossaints Brie dumplings with Blueberry au jus Frito pie with Montana swiss Main dishes options: Shrimp surprise Fresh shrimp, crab meat, special seafood sauce, shredded cheeses, linguini Boiled chicken with grapes and carrots Side dishes family style Roumelade spinach Yams and beets salad with fresh blueberries Mashed potatoes Jalapeno corn bread Mac and cheese made with Blue cheese Dessert options **Simons favorite*** Apple pie ***Jennas specialty*** Chocolate pudding, fresh apples, twix, blueberry compote NO ALCOHOL. too expensive. Let me know what you think for my wedding.

I have two friends that are getting married the same weekend (one on Friday, one on Saturday). While I'm close with both brides, I am inherently closer with the Saturday bride (I am a bridesmaid in her wedding and my fiancee is the groom's best man) than the Friday bride.  The problem is the Saturday bride has her rehearsal dinner the same day as the Friday bride's wedding. I'm not sure if I should attend the Friday wedding & miss the rehearsal/rehearsal dinner (where I've been asked to give a speech) or miss the Friday bride's wedding altogether as I have already committed to the Saturday bride's plans (she asked me first and there are more plans already in place vs the Friday wedding).  As far as I know, I am not standing up in the Friday wedding (I've actually never heard any wedding details FROM the Friday bride herself*. I've only heard about her wedding plans through friends & family.)  I obviously want to make both wedding & wedding rehearsal work that Friday, but at this point, I feel I have committed to the Saturday wedding in a way that would "disqualify" me from attending the Friday wedding.  So, to bring all back: does a wedding rehearsal supersede an actual wedding? Or vice versa? *Also, just for context: the Friday bride & I have had a somewhat rocky relationship over the past couple of years & while things are better now, the Friday bride & I don't see much of or keep in too much contact with one another. Any advice is greatly appreciated. Thank you!