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I've never really been cool in school but it's not like I ever got beat up. But since I was 16 going on to 17 I've been getting attention from women. It started when an older girl I used to have a crush on called me sexy and awed at everything I said or did her mom and sister would also join in. This girl in the hallway at school called me daddy I don't know her though and this group of girls asked me if their breasts were lopsided I didn't know what that meant so I just said they're great. I've also slid in a handful of DM's which has worked in my favor although not all of the time. This girl that used to baby sit me also let me kiss her but on her cheek. I don't think I'm ugly i mean I'm lightskinned so white Girls always lose their minds finding out I'm not white one even staired at me she was cute though so it's cool. But I don't really hang out with friends I'm still a virgin not that I'm complaining but I wouldn't want to just take advantage of a girl because her v card is also special friends say I'm soft I get called a ***** a lot. I get bullied by the gay kid. My family is pretty ****** up so I just stay in my bedroom. I'm 18 in September. I look like I'm 14 this girl touched my face I told her to stop, my former crush I've caught her smiling at me. People put me on their Snapchat. My haters are just insecure and racist. **** them. Girls laugh and smile when they talk to me it makes them seem fake you didn't want to talk to me in middle school

basically i want these songs that are about the typical, movie like rebel teen life. And being carefree and just enjoying life today is the last day. What I want is that grunge tumblr girl attitude. Not completely focusing on love/romantic interest but basiccally about living life that way. Eg like maddie lindemman - pretty girls noah cyrus - stay together tumblr girls - g-eazy bad things - MGK ft. camilla cabello she bad - cameron dallas troye sivan -cool olivia obrien - empty inside' icona pop - i love it these are how much i could compile, anything similar to any of the songs above would be great THANK YOU SO MUCH IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO ANSWER THIS

My baby father left our 2 month old son with his friends that I do not know. When I found out he did that I told him that we need to discuss why that's not okay. We are not together and he feels he did nothing wrong. He cursed me out called me all types of B'#s because he feels when he has our son he can do what he want but that's a no no in my book so he hasn't seen his son for 3 months and has not helped out with anything since and he's not on childs support either. Am I wrong? I just don't want my baby to get hurt and when I try to talk to him about our child I get cursed out and out down but I just feel that was wrong. These friends of his are drug dealers and do drugs and get drunk and I just don't want my child around that but also feel a little bad keeping my child from his dad but I feel like he will set a bad example for my son if I don't nip it now. Ik those are his friends but I don't want my child around them.

My husband and I attend church in a neighborhood that had several low income housing developments near by. Some of the neighborhood kids would walk to church on Sunday mornings. Several years ago out church moved to a new location which was too far to walk for those kids. My husband is the Sunday School Superintendent and he teaches the teenage class. One of the kids, a young girl now 17 years old would hit him up on Facebook asking him to pick her and sometimes her sister up for church. My husband has no problem with this. She's a very tall and "thick" girl if you get my drift. He's been picking her up for a few years now. Some times I'd be with him when we ride together to church. Other times when I drive myself he'd pick her up by himself. He's told me her name several times but I can't remember it. He feels that since he's been picking her up for several years now since she was about 15 or 16 I should remember her name. I honestly don't. Well, I sent him an email asking her name again and he replied why? I said that it seems obvious that this girl may be smitten with him. Yesterday while eating breakfast at church they were talking about school and her senior project. My husband said that he's always talking to her about college or that she was planning to go stay with her dad this summer. I looked at her face and she seemed to be just eating up every word he was saying. It was just the way she was looking at my husband. I told him I wasn't the only person who noticed that. He asked who but I'm not going to say as to not start any confusion. He feels that if another woman is noticing it then maybe they should volunteer to pick her up sometimes. "As long as someone else is doing it and they don't have to spend their gas to pick her up and take her back it's cool. But those are the very ones who always sees problems with the situation." We were sitting at a round table and he was sitting closer to her than to me. I told him he needs to watch himself with her and sit closer to me next time. We were at a round table and he was closer to her than to me. Given our history am I reading more into this? He is the Sunday School Superintendent so he is at church every sunday. The other females don't usually come to SS so she knows she can ride with him. He said he finds it strange that for 2 years I haven't even learned this girl's name but I can read her facial expressions to know she may be hot for my husband. Am I reading more into this or should I say something to the little girl? As far as I know nothing has ever happened between my husband and her but he tends to always joke around with the kids and her. He's also a youth advisor and these kids all come up to him and talk to him constantly. Babies love my husband and the teenagers are always joking with him. He said that none of the other parents have a problem with him so why should I.

This is kinda long, but I'll try to shorten it I'm a girl guys btw just to clear that out anyways when I was 10 years old (4 years ago) i was baby sitting or whatever my younger cousin who was 7 years old My friend was also there (he was one year older than me) he started telling me stuff like the stuff about sex, which I had no idea about then he took his iPad and showed me porn and stuff like that, back then I had no idea about it and he told me all about it just like that yet I was really young and didn't really get it.. so uh then me and my cousin (who's 7) tried having sex WE DIDNT HAVE IT BTW but I told him to do it with me which we didn't.. I showed him these videos that my friend showed me and I don't think he remembers this but yea.. this was really long ago and I don't wanna think about it anymore it just haunts me IM NOTHING LIKE THIS and I just think it's disgusting but my friend that I still know tells me I'm a freaking pedophile which I'm not so I decided to ask you guys here Is this wrong?! BECAUSE IT WAS VERY LONG AGO LIKE 4 YEARS when I didn't know much about it and now it just haunts me because I do not want to be a pedo !!!!!

I can find women that are 'single' These women are always in a guy group, or has a gang of guys that they hang with, these guys are athletic and they excessively and overtly uses the word gay and homophobic slurs. These women and the guys they hang with carries an antagonism towards variety and different. When you try to have anything at all to do with these women, then you will get bullied by them and their guy group.

So Ive just graduated school and I'm 19 and there's a guy that comes Into the school to do sport once a week He is also a councillor but he doesnt work in the school as a councillor and he has helped me a lot with my depression and anxiety. For the past three years in school we have met up every Thursday and we have even talked on the phone about my issues and also just general conversation too and we get on well. There's no romance whatsoever he has just helped me a lot and we have formed a "special relationship" as he describes. However I'm left school forever and on our second last week of seeing eachother he start telling me that I could ring text and text him anytime that I wanted and he was really sweet about it. (I decided to ring him a few days later to ask him something and for a chat too.)And he knew I'm graduating but he never said anything and then on my final week we met up briefly and he got me a book of nice messages & he told me that he was thinking about me a lot. But when we said goodbye it was like a goodbye I'll never see you again and he also start asking me if I was nervous about the future. Is he putting it up to me to contact him or do you think he thinks that its my time to go out into the world alone? He also told me on the last day that I could ring/text him anytime I like.

I don't have anything against anyone but I've got my own challenges I've gotta sort out with a therapist once I can afford one. But I turn 18 in September my extended family doesn't really **** with me anymore I'm an only child so primos were like siblings. I'm tired of telling myself I'm an *** hole monster. I talk to girls but not good at relationships nothing is forever. A couple of women have told me I'm sweet both were beautiful people inside and out but I don't feel like that. I never really got to have a family growing up there were always fights and I was always the bad guy the villain and all of the sudden girls who were out of my league say I'm adorable. I don't understand this

Wanting to give up.

"so i am a girl and i like a girl but she has a boyfriend. her boyfriend is my bestfriend forever and he is great and i would never want to ruin my friendship with him, i know that she loves him and wouldn't break up with him, or that's what i think. i feel like if they over broke up i would REALLY want to ask her out but i feel like if i did my bestfriend could never talk to me again, but if i didn't that she would get sad and not talk to me and i would lose her friendship as well, i'm not sure what i should do :( This sucks" ^^ Not mine, but I wish to help, however, I'm not sure on how to respond because it's just so much. I do respect them though, just don't know how to deal with it and give them my advice because in the thing (kokobot) says no more than 5 sentences so pls help? Thanks! U're helping two peeps at the same time. I need to give them advice. Nevermind, I figured it out & told them to make a choice.

we been dating for three years and I am currently pregnant 4 months. well some days I feel like I'm not good enough for him. he went to this concert which I didn't go to due to work but there was chicks with beads that show you their boobies. well couple of my friends went to that concert and said he motorboated them with their permission. I'm not ok with this I don't mind him looking but motorboating I feel different towards that. he admitted he did it but said its not like he doing them. then he constantly talk about other girl bodies and I gain some weight during this relationship and was losing weight until I got pregnant. it makes me feel like I'm not good enough. then after that topic we brought up strippers again I do not care if he looks but we brought up lap dances and he told me if I'm jealous I shouldn't go with him which means he gets lap dances from them. I don't mind him looking at girls but these actions make me unhappy and he does them anyways and thinks I'm over reacting. should I get over this or should I end all of this? :'(

so whenever I go out, let's say the mall....there's always a little kid looking at me. One time there was this 9 year old kid who was looking at me, and then a little toddler. I'm going to say this, and I'm honest about it....I'm not hideous. I've had some people tell me I'm pretty. I have red hair. But seriously what's with these kids?

Hi Ladies.. So my fiancé and I have been together since high school.. lately, he has started getting more and more irritated at the smallest things. like ridiculously.. I have worked jobs in the past where only hours I could get were evening hours I was typically working 6-11 pm but since then I got a promotion and I work mon-thurs 2-8:30 and sundays from 11am-4pm occasionally I will have to cover someones shift, or some in early to get stuff prepared for my boss, and EVERYTIME I have to cover or stay late.. he flips out and tells me how hes "so tired of my ******* jobs and my ******* horrible bosses" I can't even do anything outside work since hes been like this... If I do something or say something without thinking he calls my stupid or retarded.. He gets mad at me if I don't keep up on the laundry or dishes when I'm so exhausted after working, and he doesn't help anymore... He gets mad if I don't wanna have sex or if I don't wanna give him back massage (I've had a chronic illness for 2 years so I'm always nauseous and tired but I try my best..) He even tells me he's not legally responsible for me when I ask to borrow his car or something (my truck engine is blown at the moment) and he tells me he feels like he's taking care of a child because of it.. yet all he does when he comes home from work (its not always a full time, depends on the week) he plays video games It's come to the point where i'm starting to question if I'm in an emotionally abusive relationship...

Cada viernes o sabado llega mi marido a las 11, 12 o 1 am medio tomado pero algunas veces llega con un olor a perfume fuerte y oliendo mucho a cigarro y no estoy agusto siento q va a los tables , si tengo razon entonces llega con ese olor x q tiene sexo con ellas?? Si el usa perfumes de avon pero no huele tan fuerte como ese perfume , nose si sea de hombre o de mujer, hombres q me pueden aconsejar?? Años atras le encontre un boleto de un table y claro todo niega , ya he hablado con el pero me angutia pensar q sigue yendo !!!

Ok, now before you think I'm a creep or anything like that, I will explain everything. But seriously need help. I am 16 going into 11th grade next year and I go to a private yeshiva. A new math teacher was hired this year, and he is currently 27 years old. Pretty tall, handsome, fit, very very kind, an attractive voice as well. But anyways, here's the thing. I have found myself over time this year begining to have feelings for him. Now just bc i said he was handsome that's NOT why i like him. It was just describing him if that helps. But anyways, in the beginning of the year i did find him to come off as a bit creepy, i'm not sure why, i guess bc he's kind of young and handsome to be working in a yeshiva, but anyways i did mess around w him in his class a little i guess and so did the other kids, but i was transferred out of his class bc i couldn't handle his work. It was so hard for me. I never had a good experience with math in life, ever. And i was kind of excited to move downstairs to the library where they helped me more with math and my other studies, but now i'm not even required to take the math dinal this week so i don't have to learn math that much this year, but next year i am. Anyways, over time, i started to think about him more. I started to feel so awful i wasn't good at his class bc i started to like him. We speak sometimes, whether it's just a hello in the hallway or sometimes if there's a break during the day and we see each other we talk. Mostly about music (we both love this animated band called gorillaz) and green day and blink-182 etc and i tell him how i play the guitar and violin and thinks that s awesome. he knows i'm different from the other kids bc he knows they all like the same stuff. But anyways, He's such a sweet guy. Back in april our school had a play and i was sitting next to an empty seat and he asked if he could sit there and i was like sure! (i "liked" him during this time btw but tbh not sure when it started.. ) but when it was intermission he came up to me and asked me how i liked the play. I was so executed that he was talking to me and i told him i really enjoyed it and we talked about how green day has a play called american idiot and whatever and that's really the first conversation we ever had. that's also the first time i told him i play guitar and was very impressed after the play we said goodnight to each other, which i was also very excited about. And sometimes i have a class that takes place in his class so i go upstairs early just to see him and be in the room with him. I say hi to him and he says hi to me and he starts the conversation w me. I don't think he likes me in that way, he just thinks i'm nice and wants to be polite rather than i just sit until the next bell rings (bc there's a break.) but the thing really bugging me is is that i did a little stalking and i saw on his sister's instagram that his mother died of cancer in 2014 and i cried. i watched her tribute video to her and i couldn't stop crying. (he is the youngest with two older sisters btw) Yeah, u might think i'm a creepy little girl stalking my teacher, but i feel so bad for him.. i even apologized one time for being terrible in his class but he said i didn't have to eb sorry but i really was.. i just feel so terrible for him bc the ids treat him so badly and they have no idea about his mom.. i mean, it's not their fault, but still. i wish i can tell him how sorry i am.. i did tell a few of the kids i used to be in class with and they did feel bad bc they didn't like him, but i told them to be clear to him. But i did get him a little end of they year present last tuesday bc of what he went through and he was just a kind person to me. e did not seem so thrilled about it but i didn't judge. he seemed more excited about the songs i gave him along w it. he told me i didn't have to do that, but i really wanted to and i did. I know a relationship is out of the question but i just wish i can keep in contact with him even after school.. You know? but idk how he feels about that.. the guy has no mother to come home to and support him.. any advice?? :((

She hates me because I'm introverted and never really tried to befriend her. Also I got pregnant and chose abortion but that's because I didn't have a career yet which I got one after. Either way she freaking hates me I'm not allowed over. Me and the boyfriend are in our late twenties so I decided to rent out my own place . My boyfriend never came to move in with me. I'm basically living alone . He only has visited once. And when his mom called, he didn't tell her he was with me at my new place . And he's still chosing to live there with them . I'm sad , I rented out a place I'm all alone here. I feel guilty for her not liking me. But honestly I don't really care. I just care for the sake of my boyfriend but now I moved out and he's not even trying or enthusiastic about coming over. But he said moving out was a great idea. But now he just doesn't move out !!!

We have been dating for four months he tells me he loves me but wot sleep over! He always goes home at one am to his bitczh wife. Does he really love me or is he still sleeping with his bitczh wife? How can I find out? I feel like calling her and asking her

Every time I see this guy who lives in my neighborhood he says "hey boy I'm gonna molest you" and smiles and passes it off as a joke. It's lowkey scary now. He's only like 3 years older than me so about 15 but idk what to do.