So, I'm trying to become more social and funnier. How can I become more humorous and quick witted as I struggle with social anxiety and don't ever want to say that one thing that messes everything up?

The chick with the flower profile picture. She always leaves the most rude answers on everyone's questions. She has no heart.

My ex is dating a guy who's 21. We have a kid together. I don't care she's with a younger guy but I think it's disrespectful that she has him around my son.  It's embarrassing to see someone who just stopped being a teenager on her Facebook having ice cream with her and my kid.  She's almost 40 & knows better. Could this be revenge on me

I'm a very lonely male now in my forties, I have had the misfortune to never had had any relationships, I've had severe mental problems to cope with most of my life........I have lived alone in a little flat for 15 years now..... The only support I have is my elderly mother and father who live far away... To be honest I feel deserted and abandoned in life, like nobody cares.... no one ever knocks on my door...... no one ever phones me except my parents..... What am I going to do? I'll probably end up doing myself in eventually. A sad end, a man who never found a girlfriend.

A girl who has cheated on her boyfriend with 3 of her coworkers

Okay where do I begin. We've been in a relationship for seven years now (broke up twice, first time we was young and needed space second time him being in females DMs) We also have two kids together. So last year around May he decided to sleep with another female and get her pregnant by "accident" as he says. (I also had a friend guy at the same time but we never did anything more then just kiss which he knows about). He says that they were going to get an abortion but the girl parents talked her into keeping it. Now the girl that he got pregnant had a GF at the time and they were suppose to take care of the baby and just leave him out of it. But they ended up breaking up and she reached out to him to be in the baby life. He did not tell me about the baby till about three days ago and now the baby is four months. Like I don't know what to do like I have nothing against the baby or the mom but I'm hurt. I just don't understand how he could tell me he love me and I'm the only one he wants to be with but then goes out and make another baby. I've asked him multiple times have he did anything with anyone else and he constantly said no. He says the only reason he held it in so long is because he didn't want to hurt me. So yeah any advise would be helpful should I just move on or just try to make things work still? 

Every time garbage day comes I put out my trash. However I see people swarming around my garbage cans looking inside them and taking anything that might be laying next to them. By the time these people leave my trash is half of what I put out there, and the garbage man picks up the rest. What should I do?

So tomorrow is reopening day at work (retail job). Well, I'm kind of scared. I am working alone in the womens department (luckily the closing manager is the manager of my department) and I work from 3pm until 8pm. The store closes at 7pm. I'm going to be coming to the store seeing the aftermath of the morning/early afternoon fiasco . Luckily there will be no recovery since recovery/returns cannot go back on the floor for 72 hours. How can I be less nervous? I worked last week for markdowns and many people showed up to the store thinking we were open since phase 2 started 6/22 for in store shopping here in NYC. I just am getting a little nervous thinking about how crazy the store will be tomorrow. 

I have a couple of reasons to believe that he went to a different state where he had relatives and claimed to live there long enough to file.  I believe he ran an ad that I searched like hell to find and could not and he is being strangely sningey with our money and changing passwords to accounts but swears that he and I are still married.  Also, he told someone in a text that he changed my name! How could he do these things unless he took someone with him to pretend to be me?

Basically for about 3 years I suffered from an eating disorder, bulimia and was spending ridiculous amounts of money on food, even using my husband's credit card without asking him it was really that bad. Now I've been recovered since September last year but what I did was give my husband my bank card so I simply can't waste money anymore, it was my decision. But now, I know I'm better and would really like the freedom of having access to money if I need it, he's going back to work full time soon and I only work part time so don't earn much but tired of asking for a couple of pounds here and there just in case I might want to buy something. I did say I wanted him to control all finances so now I feel if I ask for it back he might wonder why plus he said we're better off now he's managing what we both earn and where it goes on bills, shopping etc. He also has online banking now with my bank account. I wonder if I should have ever given up my card because he's got comfortable with how things are, how on earth do I ask for it back now and should I? 

I was told my crazy father in law had a hidden camera on me in my home. I was also told things that I did, that know one could have known. I'm ordering a camera detector but i didn't know if i found a camera if police would look at the recordings.