I was at a wedding of a couple of my friends recently. They both have an unusual sense of humor. As the bride entered the back of the church, she was escorted down the aisle by her former husband. There was an audible gasp from the audience. When the minister asked who gives this woman ....... her former husband said I do. There was applause from the audience and some laughter. The theme of the wedding was out with the old and in with the new. Do you think that was funny or just plain tacky.

My girlfriend and I tried to make love. As she was emotional, she started to shiver and put her arms on her chest and looked so vulnerable and cute. She put then her head on my chest and laid next to me. I hugged her tight, warmed her up with my body, put the blankets over us. I could smell her skin and hair and kept kissing her face and forehead. She lifted her face, blushed and smiled. It felt like it was perfect, she was mine and I was hers, and that I will never leave her and love her forever. It's like destiny made us to be together and we belong to each other