Recently, a 5 day period of time passed by without sex with my wife or sex with my left hand.  Late that night, my wife experienced a rather intense orgasm at the expense of my mouth.  Because of the monthly period of time it was, I got finished off by hand.  And it was nothing spectacular, in fact my shaft felt slightly friction-pained. 10 hours after that, while getting some work done in the home office the next day, I experienced the usual daily erection after some thought entered my mind.  Couldn't shake it, so I brought up some hot porn, pulled myself out one leg of my shorts, laid down a paper towel and twisted one off. I completely overshot the paper towel, hitting the wall, power supply and cord, which were 3 feet away. 4 hours after that, I did that again.  That caused me to start laughing.  It was an intense pleasure, which my spouse has no interest in causing. So my question is, why can I make her orgasm better than she can herself (she claims to not ever do that), while I can make myself buss' so much harder than she can, want, is able, or desires to?

And if you're liberal, do you allow your spouse the purple hair?  Don't tell me she already has it...maybe she too far gone already: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5MlLURU0V4

My parents got divorced about 4 years ago, In the chaos of the night my parents separated I got left to live with my grandparents for about a month and every week when my mom came to visit she brought her "Friend" (New boyfriend) and I hated him with all my heart, even threatened to try and live somewhere else if he moved in with us, but after they formalized a divorce and I was living 5/7 nights a week with my mom and her boyfriend I got used to him, he's not my dad but he was pretty alright and paid for stuff for me so I learned to appreciate him. A couple months back they announced they were engaged and while I knew I should've been happy for them I couldn't bring myself to act excited. Yesterday was the wedding and they got married in a kayak (which was admittedly a cool idea) but because of this I basically had to do everything. I had to wait in line in the car for the kayak launch for 25 minutes only to be told to go park, I had to run back and forth across the park in my doc martens to tell people where to sit and to find people, set the table, carry things from the car to the bench, etc. and while i'm not necessarily upset about working, i'm not spoiled, I was frustrated the whole day and I get pissed off every time my younger brother congratulates them for the millionth time. I shouldn't be so mad because I have no reason to dislike my mom's husband but I don't feel happy for them and can't bring myself to lie and say i am.  I'm not upset about having to do work for my mom's wedding, that's not the problem, I just thought it'd help add background to my situation. I know in my brain that i'm supposed to feel happy that she's marrying someone she loves but I guess there's something wrong with my because I dont. 

I got a divorce in NH and child support was ordered but I've never had it enforced. I moved to NYC and will be moving to CT soon and wonder how could I enforce child support. 

 He keeps laying hands on her and drawing crosses on her forehead whileshaking her saying "come out devil" etc etc smdh.  Last week he shot a bullet in the garage and said he tried to commit suicide (a lie) for sympathy.  He checks the mileage on her car and accuses her of cheating if she doesn't answer the phone right away.He drinks whole bottle of liquor within two days..he smokes like train.  He also uses bile versus to manipulate my mother He tries to turn our side of the family,and their kids against her by saying she's cheating (when he's been doing it their whole marriage) I want her to get away from him asap but don't know how. We live in Va.. please help!

Would you sign this type of pre nups. My business is new and is not making money now but I want a pre nups that if divorce happens he does not get my business but if we make money with general funds. Like if we buy a house with both our money that can be split if divorce happens.

Everyone asks my husband and I when we are having children. I made sure he was absolutely certain he did not want children before marrying me, because I am not the type of woman who wants them. I want to experience all of my life with my husband, without the added stress with kids. I want us to take plenty of vacations, share hobbies together, and yes, have lots of sex. I can't tell you how many parent friends I know who have said theur sex life has completely gone down the drain, even if they try to say it as a joke. I also really value the relationship I have with my parents and I know it sounds bad but I always want to be their #1, I never want a grandchild to take that away from me. I want mother/daughter father/daughter outings to be just about us, I also love it how both of them still spoil myself and even my husband during the holidays. An immature part of me worries that if kids enter the picture, every holiday will become about them. I am 28 and people have been asking me when children are coming quite a lot frequently. As of now, I use the excuse "Not anytime soon during COVID-19", but the truth is I don't want them. Ever.

My wife and I got a divorce after 10 very long years (!!!!) I tried as a man and a pillar of our household to keep it together but she ended up leaving me !!!! ( refer to previous post for more details ) Now my daughter wants to stay with her but I think I am more good at taking care of her like a dad with a sense of the world while her mother is living in her feminism dominated world. I just want best for my child what should I say to her ??? (I even told her I would let her drink early and be out as long as she want but it didn't work) (SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY!!!)

I am curious cause my hubs uses anonumus to. I dont use anonomos. I like people to be able to no who I am, in case they wont to email me because i have helped them I dont no why people do that, its not like you're user name is enough to have ur identify stold. Could it be because you already no you're answers are hateful and not well thought out and you dont wont everybody getting use to you're standard user name?Please tail me why most people do this?Thank you for you're maturity.

This guy say his US sergeant Ranger and order for him to come that i need to pay the marriage certificate and supposedly commander said if I don't come with money I will go jail till i pay is this true?

Can any 'professional' help me? i have been on the chopping block ever cents i came to try to help people. Any suggestions would be helpful. thank you and god bless the blastfemers.

It's no wonder your spouses had to leave....and you guys stuck here bitterly offering "advice"...ya bunch of "Advisors"  (LOL...said proudly by a certain shrink Dr!) You can't even entertain with seedy history stories.  Hanging out with you guys must be about as fun as living in North Korea.  Absolute obedience. Am I right?

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My wife and I are experienced cooks.  Heat was not an issue

We're not like newlyweds, not after 26 years, but my wife and I have noticed a definite increase in sex in the past two months of the lockdown. We were wondering if others noticed the same. And, will there be a baby boom in nine months? LOL

As she had many sex partners before marriage and may still be in touch with them as friends as per her wish, so there may be a chance that they may lose their control again and have sex resulting in her pregnancy which she might hide from the husband in order to not get caught? Just like he needs to ask for STD test to her so as to protect his health from getting effected for her past enjoyment? 

My BF had met my parents, brought up marriage idea with me, etc. A few days ago, he was also saying "we are almost like husband and wife". Then he had asked me about my ex and said if he had brought up marriage with me. I said no and my BF said "I dont think you would like that".

We can not have the baby in China since we are not married. We can not marry because I am currently going through divorce proceedings with my previous partner. The divorce can be finished in 4 Months at the soonest. But the applications for a foreign mational to marry a Chinese person will take too long since I married outside of the UK. If my girlfriend comes to the UK and has her baby while on her tourist Visa, can she then be seperated from the child (who will be British through me)? Will they make her leave and go through the correct visa, seperating the mother and child?

He's in is late 30s and his income is about 130k Well, thank you, I just answered my own question. 

filed for a annulment a few days ago, no idea if he will sign it when he gets served. What are the chances of him winning if he responds to my annulment.. ( he only wants to stay married in hopes of me filing for him to get a visa) But we haven't been together at all for months but I know he's going to make my life a living hell with this 

I'm soon to be a 49 year old woman and I've been happily married for 27 years.  When I was a toddler girl I had a best friend that was a boy for 17 years.  Before we were 20, he met his wife.  She never accepted me as a friend and it seemed to cause trouble when he and I talked.  We went our seperate ways.  Being that we went to school together we've always had mutual friends and see each other at reunions and such but would keep our distance.  He has contacted me via facebook but has not sent a message yet and doubt he will, probably just curious how I'm doing.  Yes my husband knows and yes he still seems happily married as well.  Should I comment on his posts and such?   What would be appropriate? 

Last week I posted a question about me waking up at the same time even though my wife had the day off and how i bothered her. I took a beating by most of you. Let me flip the script to see how you think now. I have the day off today because I have some PTO I have to use by the end of the month. I actually took every Monday off this month to use the time. Last night my wife and I were in the living room watching a movie when it got late. The movie ended and we went to the bedroom. I changed into my pjs and so did she. I sat on the edge of the bed while she got under the covers. Not really wanting to go to sleep knowing I had the day off I got up and went back into the living room to watch some more TV. As I left I closed the bedroom door as to not bother my wife. My wife didn't seem to like that. She walks into the living room a few minutes later asking what I was doing. I told her I wasn't ready to go to bed since I had the day off and I closed the door so the TV wouldn't bother her. Her response was, ""But you were already in the bed and why did you shut the door?" Again, I told her I had the day off just like I did last Mon and the Mon before. I told her I was trying to be considerate as to not bother her. She didn't like the fact that I was in the bedroom with her then left to go to another room. Yes, I told her several weeks ago I had to use some PTO and my plans to take Mondays off but that wasn't important to her so she didn't remember it. Last week when I work her up because I still had to work it pissed her off.  Now when I try to be considerate and let her sleep knowing she has to work then she finds a problem with it.  How was this my fault this time?   My wife has always said that she can't sleep if I'm not in the bed with her.  But at that point I wasn't ready to go to sleep.  I wanted to watch some more TV.  

If nothing bothers me more about my wife is the fact that she feels she she can do whatever she wants. This may seem like a petty argument to some but to me it's a big deal. My wife has never, EVER, gone through the fridge and cleaned it out. Why, because to her, that's work she shouldn't have to do. She won't wipe up spills. She won't even throw leftovers away that have been in there 2 weeks. Sat we were out running around and we stopped at a QT gas station and got something to drink. She got a fountain tea that cost about $1.20. Today I noticed that the tea was still in the fridge. All the ice had melted and it was just in there. She may take a sip off it and then put it back. I took it out of the fridge and put it on the sink to throw away. She got mad at me because I took it out because it was taking up space. And it's not like she paid for it. I did. My wife will got to KFC, McDonald's or some place like that and leave the drink in the fridge for 4 or 5 days just sipping of it. Was I wrong to clean out the fridge and get rid of unnecessary stuff or should I have left it alone because it was hers? I just grew up in a house to where my mom said that if you get something to drink out of the fridge you don't take a sip of it or drink half of it then put it back in the fridge. My wife will make a bowl of cereal and pour all the milk except for one cap full then put the nearly empty gallon jug back in the fridge. She'll open a bottle of water and drink all but about 25% of it then stick the bottle back in the fridge for 4 days, only to open another bottle several days later. But then gets mad at me when I throw it away days later.  Am I wrong?

My husband and I have been together some 16+ years and he's never been an affectionate person. He doesn't hold my hand, snuggle with me, or give me hugs just because. We're in our early 50's and I'm to the point of ready to divorce him because of it. Today I told him that sometimes I just need a hug and that he is very lacking in the affection department. He said he doesn't mind giving me a hug but is it going to kill me when I want a hug to just ask for one? Yeah, I know some couples even schedule sex and that works for them but I don't want a calendar hanging on the way with "Thurs, hug at 5 PM." He says that he's willing to meet me half way but I have to be willing to compromise also. Why should I have to ask for a hug? Why can't he just give me one? He said that if I'm hungry I don't just sit there and wait for him to know I need something to eat. I'll tell him let's go get something to eat. So why, when I need a hug, can't I verbalize it to him? I feel that it takes away from the meaning if I have to ask for it instead of him just giving me one because he wants to not because I'm asking him to. Then he asks me how many hugs each week would make me happy? Again, if I give him a number then once he reaches that number I should be good until next week. Seriously! Should affection be scheduled? Am I wrong to think I should not have to ask for a hug?

My husbands close friend is always respectful but he does look at me a lot. But he kept going to my bathroom and then he was looking around  for his phone before he left and felt up my bra and sweater that I forgot to hang up in the bathroom. And when I looked at him he just looked quiet and awkward. But it made me wonder why he took so long in my bathroom the few times he went. ? Am I making a big deal. I have not mentioned it to my husband incase I am.

Is it a risk for marrying such wife with such past, specially if they are still in touch with them in the name of being only friends? Do such wife consider such acts as cheating or do they considersitas modern acts and thinks its not a bigthings as its their body and their choice and so they can do anything with it?

Why do you think a crlebrity would do that? A marriage is something pretty huge although its private.

My husbands close friend is always respectful but he does look at me a lot. But he kept going to my bathroom and then he was looking in for his phone before he left and felt up my bra and sweater that I forgot to hang up. And when I looked at him he just looked. But it made me wonder why he took so long in my bathroom ? Am I making a big deal. I have not mentioned it to my husband

I'm jealous that my husband is very close to his little sister.  They spend a lot of time together and love each other like crazy.  They even go shopping together on weekends.  I had bad siblings, and I never got over the grief they caused me, and thus, I'm jealous of my husband over his relationship with his sister.  What do I do to overcome this?