My roommate has got this guy who is a friend of mine and he's basically a big fat deadbeat. I take my *** to work all day while his *** just sits around on the couch. He pays $25 a month to live on our couch and I decided to do a little rearranging of the furniture and move his couch outside to the back porch. Now his *** freezes every off night and my *** doesn't give a rats ***. And guess what my friend is saying now?! He's pissed as hell at my *** for making his friends *** sleep outside!! Imagine that. It's my house and I can move it around if I want. Does my friends *** have any leg to stand on, or is he just dead *** wrong? Sure as hell doesn't make sense to me. My *** sure as hell isnt moving that damn couch back inside unless there is something legal he could do to me!

When I go to a friends house or a girl's house.. Sometimes I need to take a poop, and I would use their bathroom.. It's embarrassing when my poop is so explosives..The farts are loud, and my friends always laugh at me.. Funny thing is I'm not even fat..... I'm only 130 pounds at 5'7.... Please help.

Let's say it was Valentine's Day and you received this wreath as a gift from your girlfriend or close female friend?

I connect with a lot of people despite how I feel about myself. I've made a few friends at work, people I talk to all the time and connect with. People who call me a friend. And just today someone at school just starts talking to me a little throughout class out of the blue. We never communicated before much. I'm not sure why people seem to have no issue talking to me, and I know I'm outgoing so that's why I talk to them and joke around with them and what not.

Went to a friend's church.For the most part everything went well,except at the end I asked if I promise not to bother/bug her about it this week if I can have 1 more hug.I guess my brain thought that was a good idea,incase she decided she doesnt want to give hugs where I usually see her. But I kinda wish I wouldnt have so I could see how things go this week&see if they would have been different/better than last week.Especially since its the last week I have her as being the first patient of the day.Which is when she's usually more chipper&clear headed¬ tired&wanting to go home.Infact it was 2 8:30 appointments ago when she started the hugs after every session thing.I didnt know she was going to start giving hugs every time til my next appointment,at that particular time I thought it was just because I gave her a bunch of energy drinks that day.But if it's different this week,I have to accept it¬ say anything about it cause I said I wouldn't. Sometimes I need to think more before I talk. Heck most of the time. I guess theres positives and negatives to both ways. At least if she wasnt going to give me hugs where I usually see her at least I got a few today. But if I hadn't said that at the end, this upcoming week may be different than it was going to be. I wonder if by doing/saying that I ruined my chance of getting hugs this week?Like maybe she was going to but since I said what I said@church,now she's not? Or will she still give hugs this week despite what I said?

So my friend got a girlfriend dec 31st or something like that. Before that he would text me almost everyday,we would hang out and stuff...after that day he literally vanished,he stopped calling or texting me,I've called a few times,texted him. It seemed he didn't care. He's the same guy that would give me a ' lecture' about friendship the only time I've had a girlfriend. He would say stuff like ' don't put girls in front of friends'..I've known him for 20 years and everytime he had a girlfriend he's done this., What would you do? would you get mad? Should I still consider him a friend? almost 2 months and nothing,not a single text...

I am going to be meeting up with this guy in person who I met online. We've been talking online since July I live in Michigan and he's in Chicago. I am going to fly out to see him next month. But I want to leave the same day yet he wants me to stay longer. I just want to get a feel for him to see how things go in person. And that'll be long enough for us to have sex. I think he actually wants more though.

We're both girls, and we're getting pretty close because I get invited to drink with her friends (i started to have a crush on her at this point) and I invited her to drink one time with some of my friends and she agreed, but she mentioned that it's only "for the drink" I think she's worried about I might think of something else (but she jokingly said this). (plus I saw on her facebook search history and she admitted that she stalked me) Anyway, she agreed on drinking with some of my blockmates (which are my friends) and she slept at my house with one of her close friend. And whenever I invite her to go on a drink, she would decline me at first but when I try to lowkey force her like go to the place where my friends are, slightly dragging her, at the end she would choose to drink with us rather than her friends. I don't want to assume, but her gestures sometimes contradicts what she said about she doesn't want to date one of her classmates anymore etc,. and I don't know if I should just stop messaging her, because lately, we've been talking on private message about stuff. I actually don't know what to do. I don't want to get hurt.

I've been living with my roommate for almost 4 years now. We got along so well we moved to a new place together about 10 months ago. A lot has changed in the past year – she got a new job where she WFH every day, and I started dating someone about a year ago. My bf stays over 2-3 days a week (her rules – I agreed to it, it's fair) but we can't be over at my place for a full day without her, quite honestly, being a *****. When my bf is over, we literally stay in my bedroom the entire day and let her sit in the living room to watch TV. But we can't even go to the kitchen and cook without her turning up the TV (mine, lol) as loud as she can – so loud that I can barely hear myself think. She stomps around, opens windows aggressively to let air out, but refuses to go in her own bedroom? Not only that, but ALL she talks about is herself. I don't know if I'm just realizing it, but most of the time I sit there and wonder when she'll ask about me – she never does, just keeps rambling on. She also has the tendency to ****-talk my bf, his sister, and an occasional jab or two at my friends. I find it incredibly disrespectful and rude for her to make comments about and judge MY circle of friends who she has literally met a handful of times. If this was just a regular friend, I'd just cut ties with her. But we signed at 15 month lease and it isn't up until the end of July – what do I do? The plan is to move in with my bf then, but I'm not sure I can stand her for another 4 months…

last night my guy best friend and his brother facetimed me while i was downstairs and my dad got mad because i was being loud on the phone so he told me to put on pants and he made sure my guy bestie and his brother could hear that lol.  what about you? im bored tell me some stories :)

i know this isn't for venti ng and i know i probably sound stupid as hell right now but me and my friend are going through some downs. I've known her since i was 6 and we've stayed friends for years. shes been acting differently and i know i probably sound like a child insulting her like this, but shes becoming a manipulative b****. she lies and she lies about bad things. shes threatened to cut, and shes threatened to kill herself over the word "no". shes stormed out of her house saying things like "i cant with this f*ing family", or "i f*ing hate you all!". i wont get into detail but shes lied about things that could disturb people, the other day she lied about almost getting kidnapped by a man driving a van because she didn't wanna get in trouble for staying out late (shes still underage) i'm not trying to sound rude and i'm trying to talk to her i'm trying to help her but how shes been acting is sending me into a downwards spiral of a depression. i came on here to ask for advice cause I've been having a breakdown for the past couple hours cause i'm scared about confronting her. i'm not here for criticism, i'm already going through too much to be insulted over this so please don't be too harsh on me. once again i know this site isn't for venting, i know its not for anything like that but please, i'm scared on what to do. i don't know how to react. i know i'm acting like a child but i cant stand seeing my best friend for so long to be doing this to herself. before anyone answers, i don't want to end our relationship. I've known her for too long, i cant give up on her. if it comes to that, so be it but i came here for advice to try to help her. not people saying "just leave her!" "she cant be helped". i know she probably cant. she has a lot of issues and some that might not be diagnosed that are causing this. i know some of her mental issues can make people lie. i know i should support her even though its affecting me. don't be too harsh, please.

Worried about my friend who's doesn't sound well she's not herself and I wish I could see her in person but I'd have to buy plane tickets for that to happen. I could see her on video but she's too good at hiding how she feels she acts sarcastic and jokes most of all she's more concerned for people never herself.  I can't say what led me to believe she's thinking about suicide or putting her life at risk but I'd like to know the signs and also what I could say to change her mind without telling her I know she's wanting to do or happen

I m sure it d make living with them awkward

"Don't spit your tongue out!" while he's right there with you while you're struggling to get something nonfatal all out of your mouth that he was the cause of because swallowing it would make you feel sick and neither of you guys have any fluids to rinse it out with nor napkins to wipe the inside of your mouth with.