We bunped into one another on public transpot when I was drunk. He sat right next to me and put his hand on my crotch. I'm not homophobic or anything but it freaked me tf out

For the purpose of this question, theres only 3 options. 1. Suicide, 2. Lower my standards and settle, 3. Don't lower my standards, and know full well ill probably never get who i want, and be alone for ever. Please- No religious baloney answers. i'm a 31 yr old, fat, ugly, depressed male, and suffer from social anxiety, and anxiety in general. I have never been on a date, due to fear of rejection, a total lack of self esteem and confidence, and focusing mainly on my career. To make maters worse, i watch way too much porn, and have become super shallow. Having never been in a relationship or even a damn date, i cant even comprehend or fathom the idea of even considering dating an ugly or fat woman. To me a good relation ship relies heavily on good sex, and i cant and don't think ill ever be able to understand how "personality" can make up for being hideously obese. I just cant see it. Being fat and ugly and short at 5'7" ( yes thats short in the USA), having a boring personality, being afraid of rejection and being depressed, self loathing and shallow, i hold no illusions about what i CAN attract vs What i want. Top it off i have some very kinky fetishes i doubt many women are into, from what I've read Psych therapy doesn't work on eliminating unwanted fetishes. Ive been seeing shrinks for years and have more or less lost all hope of ever being able to find the woman i want. I truly feel its much easier and less painful for me to kill myself than lower my standards With that said, wouldn't anyone who has read this agree option 1- Suicide, is the best option? To me being lonely forever is a fate worth than death. And i dont think i can ever lower my standards or stop being shallow. I have the means to end my life painlessly, i dont give a crap about how others get affected. IM im agony living alone, and have no hope, so suicide is the best. And no, i don't hate women or hold it against them or expect them to want me. Im ugly and shallow and i know thats being a beggar and wanting to be a chooser. So , no i don't feel owed a hot woman. That being said, id rather die than be alone or "take what i can get" With all that said i don't see how anyone who responds could NOT think suicide is best for me

My wife's sister's boyfriend always refers to my wife as douche. My wife and him aren't that close either (nowhere near like she is with her actual brothers or guy friends). He has been doing this for years (since before I met my wife). We haven't been married long, but I still get upset by this. She sees no issue in it cause "that's just how he is". Which is true. But regardless, it bugs and I always feel like it's disrespectful even if he claims to not be saying it in a disrespectful way. Whenever he calls or messages her it's always "hey douche, blah blah blah". Whenever i've brought this up to her as not being ok or that she should ask him to stop talking like that towards her i'm just told i'm ridiculous. Or who cares, i'm too serious, quit making a deal out of nothing etc. Is she correct? Or am I fair in not being happy about this?

I'm 25 years old.

We live in a small town called Eaton and because along time ago we had a lot of beavers in our stream, so we named our soccer team beavers. Well, we got our new uniforms and the print said (Eaton Beavers). My kid will never be eaton beavers.