My wife's mother Amy is beautiful. She is also the best mother in law a guy can have. I just adore her. She is 42 years old and looks 22 and is single. I really hit the jackpot in the mother in law category. We were talking one day and she told me she wanted to get married again. I told her with her good looks, that would not be a problem for her. She would make some guy a trophy wife. There are plenty of guys even guys my age that would jump at the chance to marry her. She said, if you were not married to my daughter, would you be one of those guys. I told her absolutely if I was not married to her daughter, she would be on the top of my list of women I would want to date. My wife heard what I said, and (jokingly I think) told me I should not be telling her mother I wanted to screw her. She said mom would probably take me up on my offer. I told my wife she misunderstood what I said. I only told her mother the truth to cheer her up. There are plenty of guys our age that would like to date her but I AM MARRIED so that is NOT AN OPTION FOR ME AND I DON'T WANT TO SCREW HER MOTHER. Gals, did I open my mouth and put my foot in it? Did I do something wrong that I should apologize to my wife for.

I would also tell the judge this..proudly. Yes there is an element of improving the quality of my life and entering the upper classes of America... Which I'm free to do. I'm not going sit here and go homeless and never have what everybody else around me has and tell myself that I'm just inferior caste that doesn't deserve it.. And I don't have to. I earn my way. And secondly... I wasn't raised to respect other people. My father was a total bigot every which way.. A regular Klansman but an urban one. I respect other people on my own. And part of that is to enjoy freedom and help other enjoy using theirs. Religion and byproducts of it, like my services is an opinion. What I do with my services is to respect their opinion and help them achieve what they believe they get out of my services. I told social security today about what I'm doing and reporting my earnings because I am required to. They said thats great. No problem. Now you, the court judge in this bogus case must rule the same. That's what I would tell the judge. :)

she hits me cause I didn't come to her fast enough or clean good enough etc... she beats my head off the wall and punches my head. one time she beat me cause I didn't run to her fast enough she hit my head of our metal/wooden doorframe I got dizzy and fell down the stairs and knocked my tooth out now I get bullied im only 13. what do I do and pls none of that call the cops/cps I trid once they took my phone that I got from my abuelita(friends grandma that looks after me when my mom is off whore-ing) and made me throw it in the fire.... when my moms having parties im always M.I.A for a few days cause her bfs always hit me. she always calls me long yoke or handicap I hate her soooooo much! AYUDA!!!!

My dad was an alcoholic all my life like about (17 years) I'm 19 now , something happened to where is had to get taken to the hospital and found out he got dementia , he remembers everyone else but me and I was his world and we were close still is but he keeps calling me his sister saying we have the same mom and dad and I keep trying to explain to him how he's my father and he just doesn't get it , he knows my mom is his wife and he knows my brother but not me and they barely called him of visited him when he was good

I am a high school guy with a 38 year old single mom. She is the best mom ever. I just adore her. She often goes with me to school events. Each time she does that, some guys afterward tell me how lucky I am to have a beautiful, hot, and sexy mom. I always tell them my mom is NOT hot and sexy. Even some of the girls tell me the same thing. Girls also tell me I am in big trouble if I expect my dates to be as beautiful as my mom. Several guys and girls always ask me if my mom was/is a model. Should I tell my mom what they are saying about her. Would she take it as a compliment that guys my age think she is beautiful, hot and sexy? Would I get in trouble for telling her about the hot and sexy part? Mothers, and others, please tell me what you think. THANKS.

We ok until I hit my teen years where It go awful. Sometimes my mom and me fight and she hit me couple of times, and I'm 20. Like how do I stop the circle? We insult fight and mom hit and we feel upset. It been happening years.

It bothers me that they are so ignorant about this.

It's usually only summer that we see his family but summer ended back at Labor Day, I'm not counting meteorological summer. I did not see them this past summer since there was no family reunion, so does it count as a real visit even though it's not during the summer?

Once a yr maybe. And I have already made plans to move far the other direction. But now it's suddenly "wah! I will never get to see my grandkid!" As if everything should be his way and I should plan our entire life around the dumbass. After not wanting to come over there for yrs, and I thought it would be fine to move since I never see the man anyway. But then suddenly I'm supposed to plan our lives how he wants. Then

My sister and a distant relative of my moms are the only two relatives I dislike

Long story short. I was extensively abused in the worst manner as a kid and, due to the fact that I live in such a small town, it's common knowledge. Now that I'm in college, I've been looking to settle down with my girlfriend of 1year. The only issue is, and I dont consider it an issue (other ppl do), she has a 2y/o son. I adore him and think he's the coolest kid ever.  His biological father chose not to be involved so I kinda stepped up as that figure and love him as my own. We're a great family unit. She feel the same to my knowledge. But, some people have made unfair and offensive comments to my gf abt me. Dumb -ish coming from some of her friends and family mainly. And, they say it in way sound like they're advising her out of concern.  Some of the stuff is so irritating I wont even repeat but for example, "...studies show that kids who were abused are this percentage more likely to be abusers so keep a close eye".  Or, "it's nice that he helps out with caleb but maybe dont let him change him or give baths"  I know they probably don't mean for it to come across the way is does but it's just offensive to me that they use my past experiences as a judge of character or something to be cautious of. When, in reality, I would NEVER do anything to harm him in any way. My gf knows this, I know this and Caleb knows this but i just want other ppl to stop the comments. I've thought of like snapping at them but dont want to look overly defensive or suspect.

I want to hang out with my sister and her boyfriend, Sunday. It's just us three getting together at his house for pizza. My folks think I am in the wrong hanging out with them. Saying I am the third wheel. First off, my sister doesn't live with him. She lives with me. We are not kids either. Both of us in our late 30's and her boyfriend is early 50's. I told my folks, she is my sister and he is wanting to marry into the family. So I said what's the problem? Am I in the wrong? I was invited. They invited me. I would never just show up. We have been trying to get together since June. That is why I am asking what is the big freaken deal? He is practically family. Since we have known him for ten years. He's even invited my mother and I to meet up with him and my sister just as a social gathering. he has no other family. This is why I am so puzzled about even being a big deal. At anonymous- Well, PAL You must not know much about Greek families, do you? I know I am grown, but Greek parents still are very much apart of their kids lives.

I love both aunts and I'm extra close to the one who talks to me about it constantly. I understand some of her arguments but I'm a nephew so it's not my job to be her sounding board. I smile and nod my head and so she feels I'm somebody who understands it as a result. She also insults her mother who is my grandmother for siding with her sister. I'm especially uncomfortable insulting my grandmother.

My mom's mother never did this to my knowledge to her two daughter-in-law's.

The women where I live just have all of these guys that they are just with. These guys are all the same and have really bad attitudes. If you try to talk to these women very soon these guys would show up and say something incendiary and smart aleck or begin to heckle you. They will block you from talking to her at all. It you hang around her she might say something to them and all of them would bully or jump you. Any reason why they are like this?

Recently he lost a friend but i am still friends with the guy. My brother always treats me like s hit. So we were both talking s hit about him and he sent me screenshots of my brother saying bad s hit he does at his fast food job. Like giving fat people less food and diet coke or soda instead of the regular drink, putting pubic hair in food, pocketing money, not cleaning the bathroom and not doing anything when people have sex in the bathroom, giving girls free food, calling three coworkers n iggers and talking about beating up his boss. I want to blackmail him. How do I?

My younger brother gets to smoke bud but I can't anymore. I can't stand it, I literally cannot stand it, I don't need to be that mad I want a way to calm down, I can't calm down I feel so angry. I am older than he is, i should be allowed before him. I am so angry, I can't stand it, I feel so down, sometimes I just wanna kill myself.

My mom is so mean to me sometimes, and sometimes I get jealous of other people parents and families on social media. They always seem happy and accomplished.

It has to have been my dad that put it there, no one else comes in my room. I've been living with only him since I was 10 years old (14 now) and I could never have imagined him doing something like that. I really don't want it to be him but there's literally no one else that could have done it. I feel sick. I don't even know how long it's been there so i don't know exactly what he's seen. If it's been there longer than a day, then he's definitely has seen me completely butt naked. What should I do? completely butt naked

i have been thinking about it and it seems she doesnt miss us

Hi let me give you a little back story my grandparents raised me in a Jehovahs Witness household my grandfather died years ago and now it's just my controlling grandma taking care of me I'm currently 17 I have never wanted to be a witness and I started dating my boyfriend when I was 16 I never told my grandma about it until now when my psycho sister kept blackmailing me about it and now my grandma keeps saying I'm a liar and I told her I never wanted to lie I only did it because I was scared she would kick me out because she kick it my mom and my aunt and I told her she has always been abusive and was traumatizing especially about the religion and her main argument is I lied because I wanted too but I wanted to tell the truth and she said I'm not allowed to make decisions for myself until I'm 18 and basically she completely controls my life until I'm 18 but I told her she can't live my life for me and she can't make my life decisions and like why can't she be happy for me she treats me like property and I hate it but she doesn't understand every time I try to explain to her I don't know if I'm wording it wrong or something sorry if this makes no sense

My dad calls me stupid, worthless, idiot, *****, dumbass, retard, brainless, garbage, and etc. He has high blood pressure because of me making me angry of little things i do, for example spilling a glass of water. I can't blame him though, i am really ugly. I have a voice in my head which hates me. Ifeel like i'm being over dramatic One time i told my mom how i feel, but she always says I'm over-reacting and should stop listening to the words he'ssaing and be positive, but who am u kiding, my bain is wired to think negatively. The only good thing about me is my grades. The only reason i have good grades is because it's the only thing that makes my parents slightly proud of me. I have tried talking to my school counciler(iprobaly spelled it wrong) but ijust lie and say that i feel sad. I never say that my dad calls me, ya know, all thoses words. I never say i am depressed, i never say i want to kill myself. I tell them the next time i visit them that i'm fine, that's a lie. I honestly want to tell someone, but i just can't. It's to hard so i'm telling complete strangers. It's probably the closest thing to telling a person i know. I should be greatful that i have clothes, food, a family, and education.

Because in the past I had a drug addiction I have been clean for 10 years I have no reason to use drugs but my family continues to accuse me even when I called to say hello to them they constantly accuse me of using drugs I love my family but this really angers me

I found out my ex was pregnant by me in july we both planned on aborting it because we were not ready to be parents and we were not even together. I realized that I could not get in contact with her no more because she blocked me on all her social media accounts and my mobile number. it is now september and she texts me 2 nights ago saying how she is in a relationship and her new boyfriend told her parents he is the father of her baby but he knows that the baby is not his. I don't know how to feel knowing that this girl is having my child and another man is being a father to it but at the same time I don't think I am ready to be a dad. we got into a little argument because I told her she was crazy for having another man take care of my child ...after the argument she blocked me again telling me she regretted meeting me and my presence wasn't needed because another man has my spot already.. sb: she did not tell the parents I was the father because they wouldn't have liked me or the neighborhood I live in and that they like the new boyfriend more . I really don't feel comfortable with another man signing my childs birth certificate Just need some advice

Over the years my grandmothers cousin had issues with me and the way i was raised. By the time was thirteen she threatened to employ corporal punishment and to get my mother to be strict and authoritarian. I was fed up with her and wanted to punch her in the face. Although she was thirty or so years my senior i wonder how things would have gone had i fully committed myself to that course of action.

So basically my sister had a few charges pressed against her not to long ago and she's not guilty for 3/4 charges. It was a whole situation I'm not about to dive into. Anyway since I love my sister way too much I'm trying to divert the attention away from her and on to me. She's always been the stay out of trouble and favorite child type. My other sister is dying her hair and im trying to get a way to help. All suggestions are welcomed. Thanks ✌🏿

I am a victim of child abuse. 6 years ago, I left home and cut off contact with my parents. After I left, I noticed that I kept getting bullied everywhere I went. I was bullied in the shelter I went to stay in after leaving, I was bullied in trade school, I've been bullied at work (but now have a job that I am fairly content with), and I was bullied by a couple of my roommates in the house in which I was renting a room. Recently, my landlord sided with the ones that were bullying me and evicted me from the house after I complained about all the spiteful things they were doing to me such as tampering with my food and pooping on my bed. And after being unable to find somewhere else to stay, I ended up having to move back in with my parents for a few months so that I could save up and get an apartment. A week after I moved back in with them, my car broke down while I was driving home from work. Why my car is in the shop, I've been having to get rides to work. Some mornings, my parents would stall while getting ready to drive me to work and end up making me late. They have also been trying to convince me to quit my job and look for one closer to where they live. It also happens that during the years I was no contact, that there have been a private investigators and other people that has informed me that my parents we're looking for me. I was also told but they were angry that I left home and wanted me to return. Aren't they possibly trying to get me to stay permanently?

I'm the older brother of a 12 year-old sister. She's already smart to the point she skipped 2 grades. She's currently in 9th grade. She has ability to carry conversations with older adults and can be sophisticated. Why won't she talk and act like that with me? I asked her an elaborated question (I knew she had the answer to) but she replied with an ''I don't know, I'm gonna go the movies with my friends''. She reverts back to acting like a kid with me. Another time I tried to give her a sheet full of complicated chemical problems and exercises as well as some of Einstein's work. She played dumb, seemed bored and said ''I don't know that'' and went out skating in the park. Yet, she shows her capacities with others but not with me.

my girlfriend knows i hate junkies but insists on smoking marijuana knowing how i feel about drugs. she doesn't understand she's an addict and calls marijuana her "medicine." she says she needs it to help her relax. she says i'm trying to control her by getting her off drugs when all i'm doing is trying to help her by curing her of her marijuana addiction. i'm at my wits end with her and don't know what to do?

My sister was watching Teen Mom I don't get why she watches it. She's now scared for her and her boyfriend to have kids. She's not a stupid 13-18 year old girl she's a adult but she has developmental disablities if she sees families fighting or something like that on TV it scares her. I don't watch it the way she described it sounded like something I don't want to watch either. She said this girl and her boyfriend were yelling screaming and throwing things at each other because he accused her of sneaking into his phone. Her boyfriend doesn't even have a phone so she has nothing to worry about. She wished she could be like her friends and watch this without getting scared also they were fighting and cussing in front of their baby. How can I make her feel better ?

Before my grandpa passed away he said he had $33,000 hidden somewhere in our house or at least bragged about it. And it's been a year since he passed away and I still wander if what he said was true or not. But if I find it?.

So my boyfriends cousin and I got into a big confrontation back in October/November 2018. It was so bad that we stopped talking and even almost got into a fight. We exchanged words..We were so close I would go over her house every weekend we did alot together. But lately I been wating to reach out to her but my family is telling me not to and my boyfriend tells me not to either that is my fault and I should not reach out. What should I do? I want to do lunch or something. But idk if it will ever be the same.

it's a one-bedroom apartment so in need to find a woman comfortable sharing a bedroom with another woman, and probably sharing the same bed.