Ok I know what the question said but whatever. This question is kinda jokey but serious. Here is a f*ck buddy form I found off the internet. Just for laughs, fill it out. The form is in a comment reply with a ""keyword" and the keyword is taco so you know I posted it.

Hello, I am taking a class on Multicultural Education as part of my MA degree, and I need to interview a member of a cultural group very different from my own. This should be someone who moved to the U.S. from another country. I will even pay $20 via Paypal to an eligible interviewee. I am white and have been living in the U.S. my whole life. More specifically, I am largely of Italian and German ancestry. Please see the questions at the following link, as they won't fit in my post: http://postimg.org/image/v94pyuwdn/g You can answer on here or send answers to my email: createdamadman@gmail.com. Thank you!

i'm a 27 asian woman and married. At work, this woman in her 20s get all the attention from men at our engineering office. THey would say good morning to her but not to me. Consequently, she acts very arrogant and proud of her look. what should i think/react to this situation. How can i not care for attention from other men? I'm married and don't want to feel this way, but can't help

I don't want my kids to even have that available. So dumb.

My boyfriend and I dated for four years and were planning on getting engaged this summer. His family bought me plane tickets to the beach he was gonna ask at even. He started hanging with a new crowd. They encouraged him to drink and they would harass me. As a result, I suffered from depression and anxiety and they would try to get me to kill myself. Things ended between us and he ended his friendship with them too. We tried to get on good terms again. I had started getting help to work past the trauma but last week his friends created a fake Facebook account of some girl he used to talk to and messaged me. When I told him I thought it wasn't a fake account. He kept calling me a liar and questioning why she would lie to him and do that to me and said I wasn't actually going to counseling etc. As soon as I found out it was his friends I told him and next thing I know the real girl has me blocked on all social media. I also still had the plane tickets too and next thing I know his mother had called Southwest (she had all my information from when she bought the tickets) and canceled not only the flight to the beach but flights I had purchased myself. I confronted him about this and I threatened to report him to the university we go to for harassment. Next thing I know him and his family blocked me and my whole family's numbers and social media accounts and had called my counselors office to see if it was real. I'm not even sure where to go from here?

So earlier this evening I invited my boyfriend over for some quality hang-out time. A few hours past and my allergies are acting up. I go downstairs to get water so I can take my pills. When I come upstairs he is on my bed using my laptop watching videos on Youtube as that was what we were doing previously. I decide to join him and so while I get into bed, I accidentally step on his pants. I hear a crack and I immediately know it was his phone (Samsung Galaxy Note II :( :( ). I tried to be careful and I stated something along the lines of "Oh my god, I think I broke your phone." He is in disbelief and asks to see it, I pull it out of the pocket and I almost start crying because the screen is completely shattered. I couldn't believe that my foot/weight did that. I run to the other side of the room and I tell him he really doesn't want to see it. I eventually bring it over to him and he is super upset. He spent ~$700 on that phone. I feel absolutely TERRIBLE. We continued to have a really terrible argument/discussion about it all after and the night ended poorly for us. I am only a student at university. I work two jobs but I have flexible hours because of my studies. After finals I am going to go back to work and pay it off. I really want to fix it and replace it. I feel absolutely terrible and I don't know what to do. It was a complete accident, I wasn't thinking. I knew to watch out for his phone but I thought nothing of stepping on his pants. I hate myself so much His phone looks like this: http://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1475213_DSC_1268_jpga1c0fe9d573051beefa73070ee80cdd3

Hello, I am taking a class on Multicultural Education as part of my MA degree, and I need to interview a member of a cultural group very different from my own. This should be someone who moved to the U.S. from another country. I will even pay $20 via Paypal to an eligible interviewee. I am white and have been living in the U.S. my whole life. More specifically, I am largely of Italian and German ancestry. Please see the questions at the following link, as they won't fit in my post: http://postimg.org/image/v94pyuwdn/g You can answer on here or send answers to my email: createdamadman@gmail.com. Thank you!

Ok so I want to cheat on my wife. I know people cheat all the time, but how does it happen? How can I get away with it? How do you do it without chance of exposure? Please don't ask my reason. Let me answer for some of you, I am a detestable person and I should leave if I'm unhappy. Right. Now the rest can answer constructively

He makes me feel awful and all the teachers think he's all sweet and innocent when in reality he's the biggest dick around and he bully's me everyday and he's turned everyone against me help!!! I'm crying every night over this

Boners when a girl sits on their lap

OK so I get fever blisters aka cold sores when it gets cold outside. I don t get them anywhere besides the corner of my mouth/lips. I currently don t have one. If I have sex with my girlfriend, wearing a condom, will she get anything? What about not wearing a condom? Thanks

I was in class and this boy kept feeling on my butt. I told him to stop and pushed him away and everything. I mentioned my boyfriend and he kept doing it. I feel guilty, did I cheat ? Why do I feel like I did ? My boyfriend and I have no secrets and I want to tell him but I feel like he ll say I cheated 😔 What do I do ?

For the first time it a long time, my life feels somewhat under control. In a matter of only 4 years, I have gone from getting a divorce to getting remarried and having two beautiful children. Shorty before my divorce, I was assaulted by someone I thought I could trust. My family has now had the same daily routine for more than 6 months now, with the exception of my weekly class ending. While I feel calm and thrilled about this new change, I feel awkward. Is that normal? This new change is that the daughter of our baby-sitter is working in a different department at my job. She was just hired, and started her first day today. I knew she needed a job and we were having a hard time finding someone reliable. I don't feel as though I made a mistake in referring her or anything. It just feels awkward.

I could outwit a German gal, German women are underneath me and I am an American man! German women are not as smart as they appear!

Okay so I was just minding my own business coping my lab data from one of my friends in the hall way. Half of the kids in the class were outside and the other half were taking a test, but because of allergy to the sun I decided to sit in the hallway instead. In the middle of my coping the kid just comes up and stands right next to me and stays there. He knows that I know he is there because he is standing right in front of me. I choose to not say anything and expected him to leave but he just sands there and stares leaning over me. Finally ten minutes later he moves and goes into the class room to grab something and I was like finally he is gone but the he just comes back out and stands behind me and at first I didn't notice then he steps on my pant leg and I keep trying to move my leg and get him off but he just stands there and keeps staring at me. He has also been following me around lately when I leave classes. If I ever have to go to the bathroom he always says he has to go too and when I stay after he stays after and always leaves at the exact same time as me normally I would think it was a coincidence but I happens like every single time. This guy knows for a fact that I cannot stand him after he made fun of my friends abuse to my face several times and I only ever ignore him, glare at him, or straight up tell him he is an ignorant A** and that I hate him. I mean he can't be doing it because he likes me because he knows that he lost any kind of chance of me liking him. I am 14 and the Guy is 16 and we have the same classes because we both take AP classes I cannot record anything because phones and cameras are not allowed in the school. I have tried telling him to stop and telling adults but he doesn't listen and the adults just say 'boys will be boys' and 'oh honey he just likes you' I mean if he is already capable of taking college courses so you would figure the teachers would realize he knows acting this way would be pointless if he liked did like me.

when i came to my moms shop from school i decided to help mom to pack a 1000 kiddies gloves in little individual baggies, ready for resale. We are not even halfway through. I kinda regret starting it. It is starting to get mind numbing.

I am 22 years old. I am very shy and I am introvert. Some people who just know me told me that I am soft, too kind, too slow. Perhaps this is my problem. For the past two years at least 5 people that I remember the name told me that. When I have women as friends, I am always in friend zone. We always talk about school, work,or something that happened and that's it. It's like impossible to me to talk more personally with women. I also observed that they always want to be just my friend. My entire life was like women and I have to go to school together, work together, share acquaintances, share friends, and that's it. Me as a potential boyfriend, I was never in that place. I am tired of seeing other men have girlfriend like it's a very normal thing. To me, it's almost impossible to have a girlfriend. The reason is, I always stay in a my corner. In addition, the few female friends that I have just consider me like I was one of their female friend. I am not effeminate and I am enough handsome. However, women I know always prefer other men. It sounds like I am not a man to them. It seems that they just see me as a friend and just a friend. It looks like I will never be enough for a woman to be her boyfriend. I am desperate and depressed. I have never seen a sign that a woman or a girl of my entourage likes me as a man that can be their boyfriend.

Will, I moved in to a nice bedroom with my own refrigerator. It's very nice. The lady I rent too seem nice at first. She is elderly, so she hired a women to come clean her yard and work for her in for exchange for a place to live. The lady sons and her girlfriend is living there for free. They can do whatever they want. One of the problems is the lady told me I'm not allowed any pets or visitors. But the lady she hired has a dog and brings in visitors all the time, so does her son. Sometimes the lady I rent too try to blame me, for trash that her son and girlfriend throw in the yard. I work A lot I don't have time to do that. The lady I rent too. Told me to stay by my area and not disturbed other areas on her property. I just have a small area and bench outside. But the other day the lady that she hired put pots etc by my window. I like the room, and the view. Just the lady is Always crumpy and sometimes blame things on me. She even having me pay for tiolet paper for everyone. I just want to know a way where I can live happily without moving. Thank you

....with slavic, italian, Hungarian, Romanian, lithuanian, armenian, albanian, portuguese, Spanish, greek people ?

I don't understand; this girl was 200 pounds, and obese, she said. I told her that she should lose weight because she very well could die, and that she should most likely work on her weight. She calls me an asshole and tells me to **** off. I told my friend and she said it was "an asshole thing to do because telling a girl to lose weight is being a dick". Furthermore, I have told a girl to gain weight too, since she was 90 pounds and 5"4'. People called me an asshole even though I never called them a "whale" or a "stick", and tried to be as polite as possible. However, why is it that if you tell a man that they're too skinny/fat, NOBODY RAISES AN EYEBROW? Why is it such a bad thing to tell an obese girl to lose weight compared to telling an obese man to lose weight? Both are equally as bad, and it shouldn't matter if they're a girl or a boy, as being overweight or underweight is in itself, very bad and likely to cause bad things to your body. Why is it bad, again, to tell an obese girl to lose weight out of fear for her well-being compared to that of a man's?

lets say "some" of the female teachers

Like chill tf out....

One night I went to a gas station and the worker I always say hi to offered me some pistachios randomly. He said they are really good and good for you too. Then tonight, I went to a grocery store and this worker asked me to try the grapes there. He said go ahead and pick as many as you want and he said all them were good. I am pretty thin so maybe that's it. Lately, I have noticed guys are offering me snacks. I don't mind it, I think it's nice, but what does it mean?

Okay so yesterday I went to the mall with an old friend of mine. I took an uber to the mall and back to my house. This friend of mine and i had a bad history and my mom knows about it. So I didn't mention to my mom I was going to see her. She's hanged now. Anyway, so my dad got the uber receipt and told my mom. For some reason, the uber receipt shows I was dropped off in Mowbray (not where i live). But the uber driver told me that his app doesn't work properly. My mom won't believe me. But when she goes and contacts the driver she'll see I'm right. I'm already grounded for a month. But should I tell my mom about seeing that friend? She'll be super angry and my friend said her mom doesn't have my moms number so her mom won't tell. But do I say I was with my friend or just say I went to the Mall by myself ?

I like this girl for months, At first, I ask for her number we had one coffee meeting up but then she was busy. She plays hard to get, and I feel a bit tired. (she admitted if guy likes her, he will chase a lot because maybe she read too many romantic novels). Accidentally, her real health problems prevent me from having date her frequently. I was scared to become needy so just only contact her enough. She stares me a lot during some classes ( She still replies my texts slowly but consistently as she replies 1 day after my text was sent). The point is she makes lots of excuses not to hang out. Recently, I hanged out with her again, (around April) and she agreed to go for a lunch. After that, she admitted she is seeing other guys around March in a friend's party. (She lose interest maybe I do not make a move). She thought he is her new boyfriend, but after a while then tell me she is interested in him but said he is not her boyfriend yet. She said she thought I was friend because we just had one 2 meets. After that day, I stop contacting her for more than 4 weeks Does she has rebound? Will she come back? I do not know why she still stares me sometimes after last meet because I still have some class with her so it is very awkward

So there is this girl I met on a camping trip and her family and I are pretty good buddies and they like me. Before this recent camping trip her and I never really spoke, but at this trip we spoke quite a bit. Enough for her to know about me and know who I am essentially. She left before I could get her number from her, but her cousin (a boy) insisted on him giving me her number. So he gave it to me. Should I text her? If so, how? She s a great girl and I don t think she would mind, but how do I do it without ruining my chances?

The parents are married but not together and both on drugs. We live in Houston Texas now the mom is trying to take the kids away ..but I don't believe they will be in a safe environment being as how she strips at night sleeps all day does drugs & sells them.

My husband has been in Afghanistan for 2 years and is finally coming home for good in 2 days!! I want to do something really really special for him but I'm not sure what to do. I don't want to throw a boring old party for him. I really want to celebrate him with all our friends and family. Any suggestions will be appreciated.

Hello, I am taking a class on Multicultural Education as part of my MA degree, and I need to interview a member of a cultural group very different from my own. This should be someone who moved to the U.S. from another country. I am white and have been living in the U.S. my whole life. More specifically, I am largely of Italian and German ancestry. Please see the questions at the following link, as they won't fit in my post: http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee493/Adam_Createdman/interviewqs_zpsvnrhb93z.jpg You can answer on here or send answers to my email: createdamadman@gmail.com. Thank you!

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Tengo una ahijada que cumple un añito el viernes pero no me llevo con mi comadre ella se avía peleado con mi compadre porque es un borracho mentiroso y mujeriego ella lo deja y siempre termina regresando con el yo la consideraba mi amiga le contaba todo lo que el Asia lo encontré varias veces comprando droga y yo se lo decía a ella el me falto al respeto varias veces y ella lo sabe mi hijo también es ahijado de ellos pero ellos no lo buscan ni me llaman ni nada yo le marque ase como un mes pero no me contesto le mande mensaje y tampoco me contesto ella me fallo como amiga descubrí que me mintió en varias ocaciones y nunca fue leal con migo y no sé qué hacer si ir aver ala niña o no

My husband and I have been together for 7 years and we have a 5 year old. We soon will have a 2 bedroom in a week and I just want to spice things up in our relationship. There is no issue in our marriage. He is still attracted to me as well as I am with him. But we just always have the same sex positions. And I just want to get some ideas out there men or women what would you like for your partner to do. Give me ideas to spice things up. I'm so excited to have our privacy away from our daughter. He's 25 and I'm 22. And I just want to bring back that fun and excitement. Not even in bed just overall in the marriage. We have no issues again. I just want to add spice and some new things. Thanks☺

Now that I'm getting older and older I'm 15 now , when I was 7 I think I was rape by my older cousin ? Back then I didn't know what sex was ( & to this day still barely know ) but after a couple of people at my school was talking about sex and it just brought me back to that night . What should I do? I don't want to excuse someone and mess up their life but I'm just getting flashbacks and I really think it happen.

I was walking at the hallway & i saw the girl I like there & I was looking at her but then I look away then when we pass by again I turn around to look at her but she hide behind her friend then In class I was looking at her & she caught me looking but I look away then she went over to talk to her friend & I was looking at her but then I stop later I saw her at the back of the class & was looking at me but then later left class early.

This is a question for a college discussion board. So I welcome all knowledgeable and in-depth answers!! :)

Hi ya'll I need some advice. I'm 29 years old. My boyfriend is 26. Well, we both are given pretty bad situations right now. We both live with our parents but his dad is kicking him out. My mom is kicking me out. I don't have any where else to go. Him and his brother who is 23-24 I think have gotten a 3 bed 2 bath trailer together. My boyfriend and I have been trying to get an apartment of our OWN for a few months now. We haven't been able to find one and given that his parents are kicking him out they have no choice but to move in together. I have no where else to go either but to go up there. I really don't want to move in with his brother. I don't know who he is and last year I lived with my ex fiance and we lived with 2 other room mates and it was hell. We didn't have a proper relationship and we ended up breaking up. I just want things to be just between the two of us so are relationship can grow without other people around, involved etc. I don't want a room mate to cause any trouble for us. I just don't know whether or not I should make the move now to go up and be with him since he is now moving in with his brother. Him and his brother are really close and they do everything together....I know this sounds kind of mean but I feel like I'm in a relationship with the two of them right now.....now just my boyfriend. I just don't know what to do. I told my boyfriend about my situation with my ex fiance and why I wanted it to be just the two of us but now I don't know....

Alright so here s the story: The neighbors across the street from my house (a family of four) come home almost every night after 11 pm. For the record, I think that when they come and go is solely their business, and have never really given it too much thought. However, due to the consistency of the neighbors bizarrely late arrival, it became a running joke in my family that the neighbors are spies. It was kinda funny at first, but this little joke has grown and festered in the minds of several family members who are now serious. I still believe this is ridiculous, but am unable to convince others, especially my mother. I ve tried to tell her that the vast majority of espionage is now entirely cyber, but she won t listen and claims that "industrial espionage" is done in person. What reasonable explanations can I give her to demonstrate the unlikeliness of her theory? ~Additional Details~ > The parents are originally from China > She works as a lawyer > He had a legal degree as well, but is not certified in the US and therefore has largely taken over domestic responsibilities > The children are in middle and high school

I am a former pianist and a current violinist of 5 years. I used to be so passionate about violin, it was all I talked about. Lately, I've noticed that I'm dreading even touching my violin. My private teacher has told me that I'm not improving. In the past year, my confidence has gone from very high to very little. I used to love orchestra so much but now, not so much. I want to quit my violin lessons but I want to get better in orchestra. I'm really lost and all I need is an answer to help sort things out. Please, I need advice.

All of your neighbors have backgrounds, people in your church has backgrounds, People all around are connected to drugs, If they see you get the police involved on someone trying to hurt you, they will accuse you of running your mouth or irrationally call you a fed, and all of them will be knocking against you. What should you do?

Look, I don't want a "move on", I want to embarrass someone as much as they did to me. All those times I was laughed at in front of the whole class. There's one person I have in mind. Is there as way on Facebook or in real life I could anonymously embarrass the crap out of someone?

am a 18 year old boy. Student & an amateur sportsman. I'm of athletic build & I have fair complexion. I had 2 Girlfriends which lasted for 8 months and another 1 was for 3 years. 2 weeks ago a maid started working in our house. She does clothes, dishes, cleaning she is 31, divorced with a 3 year old, she was married before @ 21, & her husband left her, This time her husband died, leaving the 3 Y/O kid .Shez fair &l ike typical maid with unhygienic living standard, illiterate, poor, low self esteemed. regardless of all this things I still love her and I want her in my life. This is not sexual or lustous feeling I know I love her and I want to marry her and have kids, family with her.i feel good when she is around, comes to my room or when she talks to me sometimes. Even I told her that every morning if your coming you are going to prepare foods for me even I give extra money, which I earn playing events or what my mom gives me for lunch at school. Some chicks in my class likes me, 1 girl who is my class's genius proposed me, but I turned her down. We used to go to same guitar classes but I stopped going and rather I started living the most time in my house when she is around. I even stopped talking with that girl as she was really disturbing and even the though of being with other than her was making me feel bad. please help me what's going on is it totally normal that a boy of my age is preferring a woman like that of that class against a girl of my high school.