Today in Walmart I saw in the dolls aisle a singular dice on its 6 side dead center of the aisle. It had a star drawn around it in permanent marker and when I checked my watch it was 6 pm exactly. Worst part is this was the little girl doll aisle and not the board games aisle. I know this an obvious omen of terrible things to come but should I fear for my life or simply watch my back? Also I currently have the dice in my pocket should I burn it or will it ward off the incoming evil?

Since most marriages fail, wouldnt it be a good idea to just rent the ring by the week?