She makes lame jokes 24/7. I very do love her but it's annoying. Any tips?

Gonna try to make this short as possible. My ex and i had a baby 3 years ago.I know i'll probably get beef for this but it was abuse relationship when our child was almost 2 she left with him, and i was to have supervise visits with him two days a week. However i didn't have a way most days since i don't have a car. and didn't make it. the year up we went to court and decided on a plan. No papers were signed yet by anyone they are getting send in the mail. We planed on this weekend me having our child. she changed her mind about our plan and now i'm not getting him what planned earlier this week. Is this allowed? i'm assuming yes since the person we did it with is the one who called me. Now we have to go though this again. i don't have a car or car seat....What are my chances of getting 50/50 if i went for that? or what is my chances for visitation? Be honest i know i messed up. i posted this in different category we went though the court its just she hasn't sign i hadn't sign and the judge didn't sign, so basically it hasn't went though the courts yet correct? so even though the paper weren't signed? they can't do anything then correct?

I just found out my ex gave his new girlfriend a COACH PURSE FOR CHRISTMAS mind he you took my virginity and we were on and off for a year and a half and he NEVER GAVE ME SH!T no birthday gift or christmas gift but him and this ***** have only been dating since august and he gets her expensive gifts all of a sudden wtf mind you she has 4 kids and is 30 while I'm a young hot 21 year old with NO KIDS and he's only 24 wtf but isn't this UGLY AF anyway?? i even gave this motherf**ker my old iPad for his birthday back in may he seriously treated me like i was just a piece of a$$ and thats what hurts cause he was my first love SHOULD I CURSE HIM OUT FOR NOT GETTING ME SH!T OUR WHOLE RELATIONSHIP?? OR CURSE HER OUT FOR RUINING MY SELF ESTEEM AND MY MENTAL HEALTH??? Should i say to her "Stop sucking d!ck for coach bags and find your baby daddy with your used up loose p*ssy you old hoe "

Gonna try to make this short as possible. My ex and i had a baby 3 years ago.I know i'll probably get beef for this but it was abuse relationship when our child was almost 2 she left with him, and i was to have supervise visits with him two days a week. However i didn't have a way most days since i don't have a car. and didn't make it. the year up we went to court and decided on a plan. No papers were signed yet by anyone they are getting send in the mail. We planed on this weekend me having our child. she changed her mind about our plan and now i'm not getting him what planned earlier this week. Is this allowed? i'm assuming yes since the person we did it with is the one who called me. Now we have to go though this again. i don't have a car or car seat....What are my chances of getting 50/50 if i went for that? or what is my chances for visitation? Be honest i know i messed up. we went though the court its just she hasn't sign i hadn't sign and the judge didn't sign, so basically it hasn't went though the courts yet correct?

My boyfriend of over a year wants to get married. He has two young children with his ex wife. I have always been on the fence about wanting children, I like children but was very content at being an aunt. He told me if I ever wanted to have a child he would be open to it although I do not think that would be a good idea because - he is in some debt and is struggling financially raising his own two and -he is exhausted most of the time and - I would feel having another child would be somewhat of an outsider to his children because they have different mothers he told me that being a step mom is just like being a mom and I'd be accepted just like a mother to his kids. I disagree because even though their mother (his ex wife) is not very motherly and not the best mom she is still their mom and they already have a mom and dad. He said my view is very black and white but I don't think he understands how it feels when his kids, although nice, say they don't want me around and throw tantrums when I am there. I like his kids very much and enjoy being around them and try not to take what they say personally, they are just kids, but I do not feel emotionally attached to them as if they are my own and its been over a year. Is being a step mom ever like being an actually mom? Does it ever change? Do you agree that I will be like them having another mom or is a step mom a much different experience/role?

Last night, my guy friend and I had sex for the first time with one another and we both lost our virginities to one another. He's 27 and I'm 26. We've been friends for a while now since 2012 and never thought about having sex with one another until last night when he was in my bed shirtless and acting very sexual towards me. We've kissed before, but never thought about having sex with one another. Throughout the whole ordeal, he asked me if I was alright and if I was in any pain and just was very concerned throughout the whole thing. We had sex for maybe 10-15 minutes, then we took a break. Before he put his "thing" in, he says to me, I'm having sex with you because I'm in love with you and not doing it to just lose my virginity and use you solely for sex and that's it. It hurt a little when he pushed in, but he definitely went slow until I started to relax. He has a great body, sexy facial features, humble, down-to-earth, smart, compassionate, loving, enthusiastic, but also a shy and laid back personality. Why am I feeling guilty for this happening with my best friend? Should I tell him I feel guilty or not? Did he really do it for love or lust? Is it wrong to feel guilty after your first time with your best friend? I know I care about him enough to lose it to him, but still felt like I should've waited a little bit longer. He has always been the person that I wanted to have sex with, but the guilt has set in. Will it ever go away or will it continue to happen over and over?

ella le habla a todo el mundo con mi vida hola nene hola mi amor hola corazon segun ella es su forma de ser pero hay ciertas actitudes que me incomodan mucho y esa es una de ellas tambien ella usa sus tangas expuestas cuando va a trabajar donde todo se le ve y no usa cinturon usa escotes muy pronunciados ella es gerente de una sucursal y solo contrata a hombres y mujeres machorras a lo cual ella ha comentado que siempre ha andado con ellos todo el dia es mama de padres distintos y ya no puede tener mas hijos estoy con ella casi los dos anos su risa caracteristica se escucha a dos cuadras...por rumores de pasillo dicen que le gusta andar con sus promotores pero no me consta en todos donde ha trabajado mencionan eso que me recomiendan hacer me incomoda esta situacion

I started working there 3 weeks ago. My coworkers has only started working 1 MONTH BEFORE ME. They call and text each other like friends. My supervisor asked for my number but when I asked for hers, she didn't give it to me. What's up? We are all women. She likes my friend? They are my coworkers but I think the supervisor is showing favoritism to my other coworker, which is unfair and unprofessional.

I have 5 kids and none of them have the same father. Their ages are 12,10,8,4, and 2. I want to know if I am a hoe or something since none of my kids have the same father.

My husband and I are celebrating our first anniversary tonight. I was thinking we could go night fishing since we both love to fish, but unfortunately I really don t like to be in the cold and its supposed to be 30° tonight. Neither of us are good at coming up with romantic stuff. So some good ideas for making it romantic would be much appreciated! How can we prepare for the night ahead?

Note the word 'suppose' ... I'm not asking whether or not incest is natural and harmless, I asking whether you'd accept it if it turned out to be so P.s. PLEASE PROVIDE REASONING!

See I had this friend who always take advantage me, like see I told him that I would buy him A TV, but before that I told this Former friend to best buy to get him A T.V. antenna off my credit card at best buy so he could Watch TV, see he complained to me that Someone where he lives at had broken his antenna so I told him alright that I would buy him A TV antenna so he could watch his TV then I went back home in the east Coast, now this Former friend of mine took the 2 TV antennas and gold something else. Cheaper, so when I went back to the California I asked him about the TV antennas he told me oh that he took back and then he said if I haven't used my credit card that he would have gotten the cash From the TV antennas, now on to the TV that I had told him that I was going to buy, but this Former friend of mine keeps crying about the promised that I told him that I would buy, now I don't want to go this again where he might l. Sell the TV that he keeps crying and getting mad about, plus I told him I would give him my TV, but he was like he didn't want A had me down TV just A brand new tv, what should I do I am not sure what this Former friend might do to A new tv that he keeps crying about

i dated this girl for 3 years and 2 months. We've been broken up for 3 months now. I seen her a few days ago for the first time. And I felt like she was a completely different person. I felt as if the girl i knew died. She is dating some guy now. Did her feelings for me die? It feels like it to me, but at the same time i think, if your in a relationship for that long how can they just die off so fast. FYI She was the one who wanted the breakup

vengo tranquilo a pedir consejos de personas con mas experiencia que yo por favor si van a insultar no lo hagan mejor ayúdenme doy 5 estrellas. yo y mi novia ya tenemos tiempo y creemos que ya podemos dar el siguiente paso pero somos vírgenes y no tengo experiencia no quiero lastimarla y necesito algunos consejos y que mejor que las personas de yahoo. que necesito hacer? puede ser cualquier día o tiene que ser día infertil? el tamaño importa? debería de hacerle sexo oral? como saber si el condón se rompe? por favor aclárenme muchas cosas soy un chavo de 15 años. a las personas que me entiendan doy gracias por ayudarme.

So I'm w my boyfriend for almost 4 months we have a long distance relationship I live in LA and he lives in Bakersfield and I really have love for him we've had history prior to us dating. I've known him for a year now, but now that I been w him there have been issues. He don't call me as often as before & he hardly comes to visit me. He also gets really jealous because me and his friend get along and he assumes that he's my "sancho". He also tries competing with my bestie saying stuff like, "I get to kiss her" etc. I really love him and He shows me he loves me when we're together. But the little things make me feel unwanted, I want to last with him because I want something serious, i want to keep fighting for what we have because ive wanted to be with him for so long. I also want him to come to me when he needs a shoulder to cry. I don't want to give up on him. What do you guys think?

I'm a guy in college and I went to dinner with this girl last Wednesday for our first date. It went very well and towards the end of dinner she said, "well you have definitely impressed me." We then finished up and when I walked her to her car, I asked her if she would like to go out again and she gave me a big smile and said "well, of course!" I then said "wow, really??" And she seemed a little concerned that I was shocked. She then told me she would call me when she got back in town. I then told her to text me when she got home to make sure she got home safe. She did that and included how much of a wonderful time she had. I texted her Christmas Eve morning telling her good morning and wishing her a safe trip back home for Christmas and she didn't respond. I "liked" one of her Facebook pics today and she immediately sent me me a snapchat and we sent a few snaps back and forth that day. I texted her yesterday asking her how she was doing, and she texted me back saying that she was doing well and she was "happy to hear from me" and even asked how I was doing. She never responded to my next text. I sent her a snapchat of my lunch at a restaurant today and replied back instantly saying: "JEALOUS!!!" and we have sent a few snaps crack and forth. I don't understand what's going on. Did she lose interest, or do you think she would agree to a second date?

She just grew wings and took off soaring into the sky. I miss my grandma :( How do I get her to fly back home?

ok so I lost my parents trust and I m pissed bc I can t do anything anymore like recently they child locked my phone so I can only text and call people. and my mom just told me that she put on the lock thing bc she found out I was doing nudes on snapchat and i did it before and she found out but I promised her that I would never do it again and she gave me my phone back and of course a couple days later I sent nudes again and she found out and she took everything off my phone but text and calling people and she told me that I lost her trust and stuff and I really need it back!?!!!!

So my mom and my stepdad have been with each other for 9 years. I'm 18m and have a different dad and I have a sister who is 15f and also has a different dad. I have a brother who is 7 and he is the son of my current stepfather. So my mom got a 2 year plan and the whole family got new phones last month. Last year my mom found out that he was cheating on her with a younger lady and my mom was really hurt. She told me to make him and email so she could spy on him. He obliviously uses his google account and has no idea he is spied on. So today I went on his search history and saw that he looks up young girl sleeping getting raped often. I was in shock and don't know what to do. This is not a joke. I am sincerely scared for my sister and don't want to tell my mom. What do I do?

If a boy and a girl were physically fistfighting, who do you think won the fight based on the end results : Girl-the one on top. Gave the boy a small bump on his head. Boy-the one on the bottom. Gave the girl a small bloody mouth from her braces. So who do you think won the fight based on the end results and explain why???

So one of my roommates told me they diddn't trust me anymore and wanted me to leave by the 23rd. (The reason why they did not trust me was because I took/stole their food I thought the food was for everyone and when confronted apologized and said it would never happen again they then accused me of stealing 100 dollars which I did not do). On the 23rd because I could not get all my things out of the storage place I asked them if I could leave at 5 am on the 24th they got angry and said no they were also upset that the money that I paid 400 was 2 weeks late they then told me the roommate could not get money from the check and that I stole 100 dollars I was angry because this was the first time I was hearing all of this(the roommate was later able to cash the check). When the roommate said I stole 100 dollars I told them to call the police because I was livid I was living with people who thought I was a thief. The police came took me to the greyhound the roommate gave me 20 so I could take the greyhound but was not able to use the money he gave me and I am considering sending them this message what should I do should I ignore it or keep going. I moved in Nov 22 and Was supposed to stay until Jan 1 here is the massage On the 23rd the tulsa police department me and your other male roommate had an agreement that I would get the 400 I paid for rent back. Either you can give me the money back directly or if you have bills to pay/cant pay it we agreed that your other 3 roommates can combine money together and give me my money back if you have any questions or concerns you can message me or text me at private number

This guy is so stupid. He is arrogant and immature. He is also funny though. He is cute too. He flirts with too many girls. Constantly poking them and trying to show off. Including me. He pokes me and asked me to look at his butt. He also called me an independent woman. I was joking around with him one day. I said let's do it. Referring to work. He started smiling. So I started laughing. He took what I said sexually. Then he went and told someone what I said creeped him out. I got pissed. I have been pretty bitter to him since even though it was a week ago. I have been rolling my eyes at him. I told him not to touch me. He called me by my nickname and I said have some respect and use my actual name thanks. I really got mad and I continue to give him the cold shoulder. I said I don't like you and I think you're arrogant. My mind hates him but my heart likes him. What do I do? Dress up for him to catch his attention or continue to be hateful. One minute I think he flirts with Me the next I am creepy huh? Makes mefurious.

Esta chica me gustaba desde hace tiempo pero no me anime a hacer algo porue ella tenia novio y no queria ser un problema para ellos al fin de cunetas por algo estaba con el. Pero un dia el la engaño con otra y cortaron, yo nunca le deje de hablar pero tampoco me anime a hacerlo algo por parecer un aprovechado por su situacion que pasaban, asi ue yo desidi esperar la oportunidad. Ellos volvieron despues de un tiempo pero despues cortaron, tyo seguia ahi con ella, para no ser largo el cuento nos empeamos a conocer entonces un dia ella me dijo le gustaba y pasaron muchas cosas entre nosotros al fin de cuentas ella esta volviendo a salir de nuevo con su ex y eso es loq ue me incomoda, que hago yo?

I met this girl in 3rd grade we didn t start talking to 5th grade. Between 5th and 7th grade she started getting more and more obssesed with me. She would call me constantly, make constant insults and talk behind my back. One day she wanted to kiss me and from that day on things just got worse. She started making me do things I didn t wnat to do I felt like I had no choice or she wouldn t be my friend. One time she wanted me to pretend to be guy while she made out with me. I said "no I don t wnat to do this but she continued" I had no idea what to do so I just laid there. One time she was like "kiss me back" she would also wnat me to scream to pretend like I was being raped and I didn t so she started shoving her tongue in my mouth and yelling at me. So I just gave in. One time we went on this online chatting site and she made me take my clothes off while she did things to me infront of guys on the site. She also tries to put things up me. I didn t put up a struggle, but she knew I didn t agree with it. She was very intimidating. She threatened to kill me one time "as a joke" but no one jokes like that. I m now 16 years old and I have had constant nightmares about rape and molestations and I realized that what happened i didn t wnat. Is this my fault?

After his father died his mom started doing hard drugs My husband and his older sister were taken out of the home and placed with an aunt His mom (Annie) met a man at a drug house and fell in love with him (John) When Annie got custody back of my husband and his sister John and his kids moved in with them Fast forward to last year My husband and I have moved out on our own atthis point They (Annie John) started doing drugs again They were evicted Annie John Johns daughter moved in with Annies mom. The situation there didnt last long Annies mom kicked them out Then they started staying with my husbands sister (Sally) that also didnt last long She was evicted from her apartment Annie John&Johns daughter went back to her moms once again it didnt last By this point Annie is taking care of Sallys 2 yearold Annie her grandson Johnand Johns daughter all move in with Johns grandmother(Candi) John is stealing checks from Candi and cashing them and buying drugs for himself and Annie Candi finds out about it, calls the police and has them search the room where they stayed they found stolen credit cards meth and marijuana John was at work Annie went to jail Sallys son was placed back with her and Johnsdaughter was taken into DSS custody wewere asked ifwe would take her into temporarycustody said yes Now we feel like its never going to be over All of the problems have nothing to do with us but we are put in the middle of it I know he want to help hisfamily but its a breaking point for me.

My dad moved six hours away to live with his girlfriend. She always has to have her way and if she doesn't want to do something, then nobody is going to do it. Ive always had the hobby of cooking and every time I try and make dinner she just shoves me out of the kitchen. My dad doesnt give us any attention since they moved in together and he spends more time with her kids than he does us. I want to talk to them about it but I don't know how to say anything without practically saying f off to her

ok so im a guy and my 13 year old annoying sister visited my apartment. im 22 by the way. annoying sounds immature but she is so bothersome and spoilt. she sits on my couch and apparently gets her period first time. this is an expensive couch but my parents will take it lightly and my sister didn t even apologize. they bought her pads ate dinner and left as in nothing is wrong. this brat has always been annoying to the point of insanity and she does this now. I would ve felt better if she apologized. how do i deal with this? let me clear up the confusion. when this happened and i asked what happened she just screamed at me. when i see the couch and bring it up during dinner, my sister says its a period who cares about your couch cuz i don't. i really am pissed

I watched a male coworker sniffing my female coworker's slippers and scarf and water bottle while everyone was away from the office. I'd never thought he would do something like this since he is a nice guy in person and looks normal. What should I do? I am a guy btw.

We dated for 3 years in college, then started long distance when I went to veterinary school. One time while I was visiting him, I went through his text messages and found out he "took another girl home". When I confronted him and was about to break up with him, he claimed it was just a kiss. He begged for me back, saying I was his only love, the most serious relationship he's ever had, etc, and I took him back. Then later I got randomly jealous of some girl I saw he added on facebook. That triggered him to say he "can't do long distance for 4 years and put his life on hold anymore, it's too hard being away from me." He was crying the whole time. I begged for him to take me back, and he did. Then a couple weeks later, the girl I was suspicious of messaged me that she had been on several dates with him and they had had an hour long hook up/grinding session. As soon as she discovered he had a girlfriend, she ended it. I contacted him angrily and called him an *** hole. He said he was so sorry, he knew i could never forgive him, and I deserve someone better. He would always love me and care about me, but he can't do long distance anymore. Throughout the 3 years we dated he wanted to be with me constantly, texted/called me 24/7, told me I was his one and only,etc. Now, he barely responds when I text him. I stopped trying, and he didn't speak to me for weeks. Then he texted me "I miss you so much." I said I did too and wanted to be his girlfriend again, but he didn't respond. Why?

lo deje con mi novio de dos años y a la semana salió que ya tiene otra persona mientras yo estoy triste y miserable pq pasa esto? parece una falta de respeto , no creeis? como si no tuvieran sentimientos!! y como puede ser que tu estes loco/a por esa persona aun y esa persona se busque a otra pareja, no lo entiendo! y he visto en los foros que a muchos os ha pasado, pq creeis que pasa esto'? quien puede aconsejarme<'? gracias, chicos, un besaaaaaazo

I will not let anyone get close because I know I will get hurt or be disappointed. Everytime I try, I get hurt. I have been single 5 years come Jan 1st. Than I meet an amazing man who cares about me and I do the same- I can t get close