i have been cu*mming in my roommates girlfriends body wash because they're annoying asf. For around 2 months, i jerk it, open the pump, dump it in and then give it a good shake. He just told me her period was super late so they took a pregnancy test and shes knocked up. He said he trusts her, a condom must have ripped or something. Problem is, im greek and they're white asf. What r the chances im the dad???

so i was at the mall and im a 16 year old girl and i went into Nordstrom and took some clothes and put them in my bag and walked out of the store unnoticed and thej went into the apple store and i asked an employee if i could get an ipad pro and he went into the back and handed me one and asked for my payment method but i ignored him and ran out with it and i heard him call for security and i ran out of he mall and im home now but im worried there might be cameras or something

So, I went through a traumatic experience 4 years ago now, and 4 of my friends died. Yes. Genuinely. I struggled a lot with it. I still struggle sometimes now, but I m generally OK. Thumbs up to therapy. However, my partner's Granddad just died and he is heartbroken. He goes out every night, he's drinking and he just doesn't want to talk about it. (Unusual for him, he doesn't usually drink, or go out). I've been in a house of grief before and this situation is kind of triggering for me. Only I want to support him and God knows I've talked enough about my past. I don't want to bring it up to him. I should be supporting him this time, not vice versa. That being said, I'm really struggling with him never being around, I feel powerless to help him. Then, the more I'm alone, the worse my own fears and anxieties get and the more I feel like I need his support. Which is not the aim here. Catch 22. Help?

She is in a bad economic situation (broken down house), rented cause her uncle raised the rent in their previous house forcing them to move (her dad was unemployed and her mom only worked). In the town where she lives she was physically bullied. Her grandma never loved her though she was the quietest kid in the family and the poorest. She gives all her retirement money to her uncle and his kids (who are rich af). Her cousins made her cry telling her bad things when she needed support the most. This happened in christmas time, and during christian festivities. The girl self harmed and tried suicide different times. What can a guy do to help her? Is he entitled to beat pr at least shout at every single family member?

We get along pretty good. She has a toddler and a single mom. And all I m asking is for the kitchen to stay somewhat clean. She doesn t rinse her dishes cause she s *busy and exhausted* I understand that but it just bugs me a little bit because her garbage is SO close to her sink and everything! She doesn t stack her dstuff she s because they re usually full of food so it s like her whole counter tops are spread out with dirty dishes. All i m asking her to do is get a bin (i ll pay for it lol) and just stack them in there even if they re dirty. I think that s fair and logical. Where I live rent is really expensive and so living alone is really hard to do and everywhere else overcharges even for just a room so please don t comment some lecture or sh*t you don t know. I m just asking if my kitchen rule is fair.. simple easy to answer lol

We like each other, and I plan to ask her ti be my girlfriend (I am serious with her). We were playing like kids and I was chasing her, we ended up on the bed and I pinned her down (just cause we were playing) and told her 'do you give up?' She said no and try to fight and I reastrained her and at some point I started kissing her, she stopped fighting and kissed back, I let the grip, kissed her neck and lifted her tank top. She had no bra on and I wanted to take it but as I was about to put my face on her chest and kiss her she started crying and when I apologized she got up, adjusted her clothes and gave me a slap on my face I was shocked and felt like a piece of ****. I thought she liked me too, she kissed me back... why??

My sister tries to be friends with women around here and they do the same to her also. You would walk up to them and talk to them and the first time around they may give you small talk. The next time around these random guys would begin to show up around her and say something incendiary and smart aleck or heckle you when you try to talk to them, or insult you. If you say anything to these women these guys would show up, (if not suddenly eventually) and try to start stuff with you. What should we do?

One day, a little over a year ago, she attached herself to me. We sat together at lunch (in high school) even though she was a year younger because she didn't get along well with the girls in her grade, but I hadn't had much interaction with her before. Suddenly out of the blue she starts calling me every day and monopolizing my time, calling me her best friend and saying "we're the same person" simply because we got the same result on a personality test. She would tell me gossip about her other friends that I'm sure they wouldn't want me to hear. She made plans with me all the time and never took "no" for an answer, it even encouraged her. Every time I started to realize she was controlling and started fading out our relationship she would buy me something and I would feel as if I was in her debt. Every time she called me she had something new to brag about whether it was a purchase she wanted to show off or an encounter with a cute boy that I'm fairly sure she made up. One time she drunk texted my crush and asked him to go to prom with me even though he had a girlfriend. I recently found out she shared intimate details about my relationship with a boy that she had earlier denied sharing when I found out other people knew. I had given her the benefit of the doubt because that's what friends do and he was probably bragging to his friends, or so I assumed. I cut off all communiywith her a few days ago without warning and she keeps texting me and asking why. What should I do?

Last night I went to my boyfriend's apartment because I had a surprise for him. He had fallen asleep so I tapped on his window to wake him up. After he came to the window he left again and so I waited for a moment to see if he was going to be going to the door to let me in I thought I heard his bedroom door open so I ran around the side of the house to the door when I got there I noticed that there were keys in his doorknob I thought that he had gone to bed with them there so I pulled the keys out of the front door knob and stood there 'olding them waiting for him to come to the door. I texted him to let him know i had them, thinking hed maybe fallen back sleep. Instead of him coming to the door he messaged me back mad and said that his son had told him that I had just stolen his keys (he saw me on their security camera) to which I said no, they're yours there's a key on there that I made for you. In the door His son finally came and got the keys from me and my bf never did come outside. My bf is still telling me what I did was stupid because i "knew" it nd I shouldn't have stolen them and all he saw on his camera at his bedroom window was me at his window amd then the I ran to the front door I am also td"you took property that wasnt your/ property without consent..." I took them where??! So, if y'all could Pease, let me know your opinion so maybe we can put this behind us once and for all. Is it, or isnt it? Why or why not? Thanks!