Hey princesses! Okies, there was this one fat chick who used to hang out with my clique. She was always annoying and bugging me. This one time she had an asthma attack and expected me to wait on her hand on foot whilst she fainted and stuff. So you can imagine how happy I was when she dropped dead one Saturday. Anyway, my friends and I are happy because we get a week off school and everything, but we have to go to the chick's funeral. Turns out she had leukaemia for months. I thought she shaved her head because she was a Britney wannabe or a crazed butch lesbian. Anyway, everyone is putting in their two cents for the funeral. I've made myself the chief organiser. I've lifted the dress code, so black clothes are only optional. I've actually made sure most of my friends wear white. White totally brings out my cheeks and extensions. I told the parents it was a sign of 'faith' and 'spirit' and they all sucked it up! Now, everyone in my school knows I can sing. I can belt out a Lady Gaga tune better than anyone. I even know all the classics, like the Spice Girls and stuff from generations ago. I'm the only one of my friends who remembers Destiny's Child's song lyrics. I'm thinking of doing a number at the funeral. First I was going to do 'Amazing Grace', because it turns out that was the chick's favourite song and her parents one too. I've decided to sing 'Dancing Queen' by ABBA. I've gone for the 12 minute disco rendition, so I can be at the front of the church for enough time to leave an impression. I've almost made sure I've invited Melanie Jackson's parents, because they are record execs. I'm going all out and have hired a smog machine and got my mums stylists to pick out totally hot clothes for my gig. But now the parents have decided to pull the plug on my promotional posters! How are people going to see me sing if I don't advertise the funeral? No wonder their daughter is dead, they're terrible people and I made sure to tell them that. I told them that inviting more people would get more people to learn about the dead chick's life and they would be inspired. I even said I'd make a charity and people could donate to it when they came to the funeral (I'm keeping the money for implants.) The dead chick has a hot brother and I really want to get with him at the funeral. How do I show him I'm easy? Tips please! Thanks guys! 💙💙💙

A boy in my grade sent me a pic of him and a girl on Snapchat. The girl had her tongue out and the boy was smiling and the text he wrote on the pic was AIDS. What is this supposed to mean? Why did he send this to me?

ok so I've been trying to be social on fb since I had an ugly break up and now when I try to talk to guys on there. I can be nice and they don't keep talking to me the rest of the week. I don't get it. Any advice ladies?

He asked me almost everyday if I wanted a ride home for like 3 weeks. I said no. Finally I said yes and gave in when he said "when are you gonna let me give you a ride home" when i I did get in his car he said "finally I get to give you a ride after I've been asking and asking and asking" since then (about a month) he's giving me a ride. And has picked me up in the morning sometimes. its to the point now where he just says "are you ready" when's he's leaving and doesn't ask. ( I've never asked) also when ever we get to my apartment we usually end up talking for anywhere between 10-60 minutes in his car. Once We were talking. I Said "sorry for bothering you with my problems" He said something like your not bothering me. That's what true friends do. I wanna be your true friend" another time I was really sad and having a bad day and he drove me home and he talked is his car for the 10 min drive and for 30 minutes after. We just sat there and he tried to make me feel better and I texted thanks after and he said no need to thank. That's what friends are for! Love ya Another time I told him I guy I asked out called me ugly!! He said "don't take what he said to heart, don't believe what he said is true because it's not you're amazing and you're beautiful and you have a lot to offer someone" He left for vacation and said "when I get back we'll have fun"

I've been seeing a guy for a couple of months now, we're at the point where we are exclusive, but not official which we have both communicated is the best for the time being. One thing I have noticed is that over the past couple of weeks, he is much more affectionate when we have sex, particularly during and after. What are some classic signs he's into you?

Whenever I enter a building I always look behind me to see if there is someone there so the door doesn't close on them. Today I was walking in a store and this girl in front of me opened the door and just let it close in my face. What's with that? I like holding the door for people because it usually gets a smile and a thanks out of them. Everyone involved feels a little better afterwards.

So this girl makes super long eye contact when we talk but whenever (often) I pass by her in the hallway she either looks at me and then looks down or passes by me looking to the side. What does this all mean?

I'm doing a summer program at my highschool. I accidentally farted loud enough so I know people heard. Even worse my bf was in that class. I'm a girl so it's really gross. Im so embarrassed I don't know if I can face any of those kids again. Especially my bf

I always heard that you must pee in their mouth.

I know this post sounds really weird and may get some confusion as why I feel this way but I have been feeling like this for a while now. He stares at my butt and smirking (idk if it is in my head),he says stuff like hey beautiful or hey cutie,and he touches my leg or my shoulder while talking next to me. Another example is when I was at the pool with him and I got out of the pool and I caught him biting his lips at me and staring as I got out. It made me very uncomfortable but I havent said anything in fear of looking like an idiot. When we camp as a family together we share a tent and in the middle of the night I felt his hands between my thighs . Another incidence He whispers in my ear saying stuff like "You shouldnt be dressing like that boys may want to do stuff to you" i tell him to stop he says he is joking and I shouldn't be so sensitive he makes these "jokes" a lot. He hugs me from behind (doesnt sound weird,right) but he kisses my cheek but we did this since we were young so I don't know. We always been close but not this close and I admit I like the attention but it makes me hella uncomfortable. I feel like my mind is playing tricks on me I dont want to discuss this with him in fear I maybe wrong and ruin our brother and sister relationship. What do you guys think? I am 15 he is 17 just in case you wanted to know for context.

its like a high and i keep makinh a tinder just to see how many matches i get then delete the account until i crave it again a few months later. I get compliments from time to time or a few looks like once or twice a month which always seems like a dream and i never believe girls when they act like they act like they find me attractive. Id be happy for a few days and my ego will be up there until time pass and i hardly believe it even happened.

So im in the same college class as he is and we both had to partner up to complete a science project. I could tell this guy was somewhat into me or just lusting me from far away. When it came to doing the project, apparently he had no clue what to do or what he was doing, and i ended up doing most of the work and told him what to do. I dont consider him to be dumb or stupid but maybe he acted different or nervous near me and couldnt think straight, and this distracted him and put his mind out of the project. We got the project back shortly and we got a really good grade. He wasnt emotional or felt any satisfaction upon seeing the grade, but i could tell he felt somewhat insulted that I outsmarted him in the project. This was like the only project in class where we had to partner up, so he didnt have to work with me again. He stopped watching over me from far away and went to the rest of the semester ignoring me. Is this common in guys to feel terrible that a girl is smarter than him?!!

As I was taking my dog for a walk on the grass. A dog owner came in and she greeted me. After my dog came to look at the dog that the person had. I heard the dog owner say are you going to stand there and look shy was she referring to her dog or someone else?

We aren't in a relationship yet, but have been on 6 dates and texting nearly everyday for the past 3+ months. I have been on a work trip for a month and we talked on the phone twice. Our next date is 3 weeks from now. Should I call her weekly, or is that too much?

I'm a guy and even I am shocked at how hairy some men are, and it freaks me out!

hes on a server with 2 other people

women have bigger butts than men , but if you want to be with them you have to dumb down to their level aswell.

If so, what are the conditions that would allow me?

Lol. Anyone else relate

I like my supervisor. She's not a direct supervisor who rates me, but she's in a leadership position. We've never flirted, but I can see her as a friend, and she probably feels the same, because we seem to be comfortable around each other - without crossing that line. But one day I did cross that line and told her that I liked her. She said she doesn't date co-workers, and I'm fine with that. We still talk, but it's mostly about work and I sense it's not like it used to be. One day she was leaving work - in a hurry for a party of something. There's a bunch of us guys around her and I was in front of these guys as we passed each other. She waved and said "goodbye" to everyone else but me, even though I was closest to her. I know this because she looked over/pass me to all the guys behind me when she said "goodbye" as she left. Seems cold or did not acknowledge I was even there. Am I reading into this too much, or is our "relationship" never going to be the same? Thoughts? Thanks.

So the other day I was shopping in Walmart. I grabbed the items I needed and headed to the self checkout as I always do. As I finished I walked past this girl sitting on the bench and walked out the door. I didn't think much of the girl at the time. I walked across the Walmart parking lot to the Mc Donalds to get something eat. I was sitting down eating my food. When I saw the girl that was sitting on the bench with a tray of food in hand. She was about to sit at the table right next to me, but I gave her a weird look. The only reason I looked at her that way is because I just saw her and I thought she followed me but I cant confirm that. There were plenty of other tables to sit at. So I don't see why she chose the one right next me. I am wondering if she followed me of if it was just a concidence...?

How should i hug short girls. Im about 6'1 and if a girl is like 5'-5'5. In other words how would you hug me?

In all my life whenever I asked a woman to introduce me to one of her attractive friends, how come that friend is never attractive? I told her that I'm looking for a woman that is skinny and pretty but also with a good head on her shoulders. The woman is never skinny or pretty and the head on her shoulders seems alright but that was not my only requirement

so met this girl we were texting a few days none stop. now she hardly texts and its mostly 1 word text. weird thing is she sends me photos of things she either bought or a friend got her. she did tell me she had some family **** going on few days ago but even still that does not explain why she would hardly text. she dose text first sometimes but again its just 1 word or a photo of something. i dont know if its cause i said she was sexy because after i said that she stopped texting back in tell the next day. i asked how her day was today she just said hot. i'am confused because is she interested or not? again its confusing because she will send photo or text first.

I watch a couple of pornos when the guys does anal on the girl I hate the whole idea of it and don't want anything near my asshole. My husband really wants to give it a try I only did it twice with my ex and I hated it and it really hurt. I know I should give him an opportunity but I get grossed out by anal and find it uncomfortable . I keep saying no and he drops it for a month or two then brings it up again the conversation. I dont know what to do anymore he told me he did it with every girl he has been with and he really enjoys I feel I would disappoint him if I dont like it. What should I do?

We worked together for a year...I still think about her all of the time and feel excited at the thought of being close to her even though I know that may never be possible...I wish so much that I could tell her how I feel but obviously I never want to come between her current relationship...Help??

How is what I said nasty?

Hello guys, so if my girlfriend does something that upsets me and I calmly tell her so we can discuss it instead of having an argument, she just keeps saying that she can't do anything right and acts upset so I then have to cheer her up ( which I will always do as I always want to make sure she's happy ), I think it's a bit off though that even though she's in the wrong I have to cheer her up instead of her trying to cheer me up and make things right. So I'm left wondering, am I being played? Sorry for the poor explanation.

My boyfriend broke his phone two weeks ago. So he's been using my laptop as a form of communication until he can get his phone situation figured out. He's in a bad place with money because of his numerous credit cards. My boyfriends ex that he literally broke up with a little over a month ago inboxed him on Facebook. I snooped (he left the page up) he logged out of his Facebook but left his messenger open. she asked to come see him. He replied "i would but i can because I'm dating someone" (Seems like they started to argue through messages) She says "i feel like you used me it's been two weeks the least you could've did was pay me my money back, i should've never helped you" He says "i don't see how I used you, i shouldn't have borrowed from you. and don't forget you did tell my family members about your job promotion and how you've been supporting me and I honestly didn't appreciate that because I'd never tell your family members about our relationship" And she said she loved him. And he responded back "love you too" TL:DR; i think I'm stepping into a bad relationship head on with an unstable guy that has ex and money issues

I transitioned at age 20. I been on hormones for 2 years and in 1 year am getting surgery. But like I thought guys would get freaked out. Even when I tell a guy on a date the dude is super chill. Even guys I play call of duty with try to flirt with me. Did people lie when they said all guys get weirded out or am I just an exception?

This person isn't doing anything. This person has no interest or desire to receive any form of help. They also wouldn't be capable of paying attention to anyone trying to help them.

My boyfriend and I work together.For the past 4 months I was helping my boyfriend even though we don't live together. He hit a tough spot with his bills and I've been tying to help him as much as I can. I gave him money for the light bill and water bill in April. I gave him gas money a few times too. But 2 months ago my boyfriend had received his hospital bill in the mail for being sick and he told me they were going to start to garnish his check because he couldn't afford the payments. So i started working overtime at work to help him get his debt down. He asked me to take out a loan for him but it didn't get approved so I started working more hours to try and make up for the lack of income. My friend asked me why was I working so much lately and I told my best friend at work that a i was helping my boyfriend with the bills until my birthday came. I told her he doesn't have the motivation to work OT so I'm just trying to help him until he gets hisself sorted out. And i told her i didn't want him borrowing money from other people so i rather look out for him She went back and told my boyfriend what I said and he dumped me ghosted me and I'm not sure what I did.

Every time an older guy slides into my dm's or matches with me on tinder, they always say wow you're only 18? You look older than that. I thought you were in your 20's. Should I be offended? Or is this like some tactic older guys use to make it seem better that they're trying to get a younger girl? Just curious.

1. A girl said she likes it how I don't try to approach girls. For example, if I'm in a room with a bunch of girls, I wont try to flirt with them. 2. A girl said she likes it how it doesn't seem like I care about trying to be attractive. For example, i don't really try to dress to impress people.

Say he was egotistical or narccisistic? I personally wouldnt be with a good looking man at all because I choose personality over looks.

I accuse boyfriend of cheating a lot because he disrespects me and has cheated in the past lately whenever I accuse him he calls it accusations but I calmly ask if he is cheating because something will seem like he is like this morning he told me he would change his clothes for work in the car so I asked if he is hiding something he immediately went into a rage punching the wall yelling at me and threatening to break up. I cryed and asked why he is so mad over a simple question he said it's because I always accuse him.. is he lying cheating and deflecting with anger or is he just mad I don't trust him even though he has given me every reason not too and he won't take responsibility for past abuse he always makes me share the blame my blame is usually my reaction to his abuse is he really cheating and manipulating me or??

'He's a freak - I don't like him!' How would you feel, both if you were the person this was said about, and if you were listening to it being said?

So I met this girl today about 45 minutes away from where I live when I was out on a job (we work for the same company). To me it seemed like she liked me and kept flirting with me, but I never asked for her number because I had to go and she was busy. What should I do boys I don't wanna simp over this girl but she's really nice and attractive, at a crossroads here... It'd be a whole different story if it were closer than 45 minutes, I work a 9-5 so I don't really have free time..

He always comments on my stuff and seems to give me compliments and made a joke about marrying me because my music taste is so good. Is he just being friendly or does he like me? He's not always online because he works a lot. He seems shy. We don't live very close but I'd be willing to travel to meet him. How do I find out if he is interested? Does it sound like he is? Or like he just wants to be friends?

My Co-Worker who I like. Asked me almost everyday if I wanted a ride home for like 3 weeks. I said no. Finally I said yes and gave in when he said "when are you gonna let me give you a ride home" when i I did get in his car he said "finally I get to give you a ride after I've been asking and asking and asking" since then (about a month) he's giving me a ride. And has picked me up in the morning sometimes. ( roughly 25ish rides home and 4-5 ones in the morning) its to the point now where he just says "are you ready" when's he's leaving and doesn't ask. ( I've never asked) also when ever we get to my apartment we usually end up talking for anywhere between 10-60 minutes in his car.

I like this friend of mine. I'll tickle her snd sometimes I'll tickle her down. My favorite thing to do is pin her down, but I'll get so shy and won't make a move like kiss her. I'll always blush and stutter when I want to try to kiss her. She got hurt at work the other day. I helped her to her room. Then I offered a massage and she accepted. She used to never want me to touch her. Now whenever I offer her a massage, she'll take off her shoes for a foot massage or take off her jacket but leave her shirt on for a back massage. I wanted to kiss her when my forehead was touching hers. I stopped myself and kept massaging her. I just really like her and maybe I should stop, but she just lets me massage her, but why. I've known her for over a year.

Girl and i were on the same train during rush hour coming back. We make eye contact and she sits next to me. Crosses her legs towards me. A few minutes pass and she looks like shes about to get off at my stop and i also stand up (Cause i have to get off). she sits back down. do you think it had anything to do with me? Maybe she thought i was following her?

He pressures me to have sex when he gets home and in the middle of the night he will start touching me saying he wants to ****. I feel like he is addicted I tell him I am tired, I am not in the mood, and he just keeps insisting on it. I love him I really do but I can take it anymore and it is dampering my mood. I feel like I would insult him if I say no and when I tell him during sex I am getting tired he tells me he is almost done and he is about to ***. How can I tell him to stop this should we get counseling He started behaving like this suddenly do you know why other than he is horny?

Whenever I try to go to bed earlier than usual, I wake up around midnight very sweaty and on edge. I know that this sounds like waking up from a nightmare, but I find it damn near impossible that to have a nightmare *every* time I try to go to bed early. What is this??