I, like 99% of guys out there, have had to work for every ounce of semen drained from my balls.  And now this action comes around.  It would seem I aligned the planets and other glorious works of miraculous form, or something.  Has this ever happened to you?  I mean, really, this was out of the blue.  Should I be checking my bank account and 401k?

If you're man has every waking moment of his life to devote to you and give you attention, chances are that he doesn't have much going on in his life and probably doesn't even have a job I feel like a lot of young 20 something year old women don't want men with full-time jobs, they just want a guy to hang out with all day long and skip class at college and don't care how educated or mature or how responsible he is

I want her to feel as good as I'm feeling right now.  But she only had half a glass! Please marrieds!  What do?

This is not a troll post.  Totally serios! Before anyone suggest it was my Willie's problem getting up...I just wasn't in the mood if that is possible. Maybe tonight will be different.

Me my boyfriend my brother his fiancée my mom and dad all had Easter dinner at my brothers house. They are getting married next year so we were talking about the wedding the bachelor party then we talked about family memories and we joked and laughed a lot. It was nice for us all to me in one room together because we all lead separate lives. I asked my brother did he already have his groomsmen picked out because my boyfriend could be one of them and my brother said he already picked them out. My boyfriend is in online school so he's constantly bringing his work to my house to study and today was no exception he was doing his work basically the entire time had his back turned towards everyone while doing his home work. My family loves him like their own son and have accepted him into our family. I was talking to my boyfriend  through text more about the wedding and ha said he's not coming but he will send us blessing. I said why?! He said DONT mention to your brother anything that has to do with his events . You should never mentioned me in a conversation that has nothing to do with me in the first place. I don't fit in with your brother it awkward. I'm not in the same caliber as them and I don't have to be around them simple.  My boyfriend said " I started to tell your brother that I didn't even ask to be in your wedding"... why is my boyfriend being so hostile nobody even did anything to him 

During the 1950's and before, having a large family was the norm for most people. Many married couples had anywhere from 8 to 12 kids. Though today, you no longer see large families anymore. Large families are rare to see these days. I do see quite a number of large families at my church, though I'm a traditional Catholic. Most traditional Catholics are obedient on church doctrine and therefore end up having large families. What happened to large families of 8 to 12 kids?

The first cousin once removed is the relative but her ex-husband I feel sorry for. She left him for another man who was worthless. I'm sure the husband had flaws but nothing warranted the punishment he got as his life was ruined.

Or did the virus pass over them during Passover?

My and my best friend are in love with each other.  And have massive feeling for each other. However we are both adults and are married "happily" married meaning we both love our spouses and dont want to hurt our marriages. We hang out in secret every once and a while nothing happened. But theres these feelings we both have. What do we do 

but she does'nt want totry anything with her husband as she is bored of it and wants to focus on other things and wants to leave sex after marriage?

Then, can an experienced wife honestly and truthfully tell her inexperienced husband that her exes were best in bed compared to him as being honest and speaking truth is good? Why

My gf and I are thinking of getting married, I love her and its a step I'm ready to take, however we are both 30 and 33 years of age and who's to say by the time we are 60 or 66, these feelings will be as strong as they are now? I don't want to sound stupid or selfish but I have worked really hard for everything I have in my life, I fought to get my first job, I fought to get into college, I fought to start my own business and I'm not going willing to risk losing it. I built my business from the ground to where it is now and I have plans for it in my future. Now, I'm willing to go halves on our house, and certain things but I'm not willing to risk my business or accompanying assets I've worked my whole life for. I wasn't born with this. I know I sound selfish and arrogant but my soon to be wife wants us to follow the "laws" that come with a Catholic marriage (I'm not religious but I'll get married if she wants). But that means if anything were to happen between us I lose and she gains. Now I know most of you are thinking why get married if you think you'll get divorced, that's not what I mean, however I know it's a possibility and I don't buy into the "what's mine is ours" philosophy that has conned many before me. My argument is protecting my assets her argument is if you love me you'd risk them, my counter is if you love me you don't need my assets. Anyway, I just wanted some outside perspective before I go all gung hoe on this. 

shouldn't that be your right to know? @andrewsmith: i'm not talking about a previous boyfriend. i'm talking about a previous HUSBAND. that puts it in a completely different category. what if you had siblings you never even knew existed?

My love and i started dating after he and his whore of a wife separated. I met him years before we he met her when he was with his first love i guess and he left her and their kids, got married and started a new family. His wife cheated on him after their threesum and he went back to his first baby mom. He decided he didn't want her and started dating me after a one night stand. We hooked up and about a month later he moved in. I have two kids and he has 4. He does not see the first two and one of the ones with the wife lives with us.  A year ago, he left me to go back to his wife but she dumped him when i lies and told her i was pregnant. He claimed he has no where to live so i left him in. We were pretty happy ever since than but once i became pregnant and told me how miserable he was and how he did not want to be here. Because of stress i lost the baby and now he seems happy again but during arguments he will say things like " i should have never got with you i hate you"  Will he go back to his wife? She got herpes and he claims to hate her but sometimes i think he misses her or his older kids. He doesn't open up to me about feelings he just plays the video game 

Please spare me the lecture of how I'm a horrible person. I'm in a very toxic emotionally abusive marriage I've never cheated before but the depression became unbearable. I was so depressed I started getting physically sick with vomiting and bleeding. I started to confide in my friend who lifted my spirits and gave me a reason to wake up. We talked 24/7 for 3 months and then we had sex. Things were great between us until I started feeling guilty and then he got angry at me said I wasted his time and that the sex wasn't going to end until he said it was going to end. I was shocked to hear him talk to me like this because I have never heard him talk to me like this. I do most feel threatened. He texted me and said he wants to have raw sex and I said I don't want to do that He said he's on the way to my house and he's not accepting no for an answer and he will see a side of him I've never seen before  Right now I'm staying at my parents house he knows where my parents live and I don't want them knowing about this or being involved. I don't want them viewing me in a different light. They don't know I cheated and I don't want them knowing ever. I've only told my female best friend. My family and friends  didn't know my husband was controlling because I didn't want him viewed in a different light either so I've basically been dealing with this alone for many Many years until I ran into him and started taking comfort in him. The craziest thing is I almost feel like this dude could potentially be dangerous. I never  feared had my husband would hit me. He has never even touched me the wrong way. For the most part he's just been controlling msygonist and only wants to see the world in his eyes he doesn't want people to have their own opinion  I wouoe have never expected my friend to be this way. I've known him for 10 years it blows my mind how he switched up so fast he was so sweet to me then became my worst nightmare. I honestly did see a future with him at first because he had all the qualities I wanted in a partner but when he started this controlling crap I instantly lost interest  He says I owe him for all those long paragraphs he sent me and giving me advice. Crazy thing is he said he also gave advice to a couple other women. He kept telling me my husband was cheating on me and I do believe he's got his issues but I don't believe he's cheating  Also the other day he texted me asking once again to have sex I told him I was at my mother in laws house getting her groceries he was like " I can come by there then what's the address.." I was like I'm gonna be here all day .." then the next day he texts me asking for sex I tell him I'm sick throwing up nonstop  trying to make up an excuse so he leaves me alone he's like " I have a bag in my car"?? Wtf?!  I was at the grocery store and I come back to 7 text messages of him saying he's waiting for me in his car parked outside my house.. he's like I didn't waist my gas for nothing I'm like I didn't tell you to come to my house