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I m 18 and recently picked a thumbdrive up from the guy who took my senior pics. I learned that we both got hired at a new, local restaurant. We started texting more, just getting to know each other since work starts soon. A friend of mine who knows him said he s a little creepy, 34, and has a DWI, which I didn t think much of. It started getting a little weird after I told him I was 18 and he said it s good to know I m legal, started saying a few preverse things/jokes, and asked if I wanted to do something with him some day-if that was allowed. He asked what time I checked in to work yesterday bc he wanted to see me briefly. We talked about some shoots he had planned and got to talking about other things. He said he was currently drinking a beer at home and watching the game. He asked what bra and waist size I have to use for quick draw, said that he s always admired my body, and proceeded to ask for a date. I'm extremely busy with school and didn't know if I'd be able to find time and he got REALLY upset, said he felt stupid for asking since he hasn't asked a girl out in 3yrs, and would never ask again. Of course I'm an idiot, and told him if I found time I would. I told him that I liked him since he asked (as a friend) and he said he was glad he got me to admit it after months. I told him I was going to bed and he continued to text me. I'm very uncomfortable and couldn't sleep last night. I had no idea this was going to happen and don't want to tell my parents since our relationship is still rocky from a guy I now have a RO from. Should I confront him and risk hurting his feelings for an awkward workspace in return? I don't want to hurt his feelings but I want him to respect me and my boundaries, so I'm not sure where to go from here (especially since work starts next week).

Ok, so my sister has an attraction to the lowest trash possible. She has no self esteem and will literally talk to any loser who looks in her direction. She says that I am judgmental and an ignorant elitist. Here are examples of her current and past "friends": -a stranger with aspergers that she met on "second life" who has an attraction to little boys. He is not allowed to go out alone or do anything without his parental permission because of his sick child fetish and his severe aspergers. -a higher school drop out, with a criminal past, who is a drug addict who relapses every other month. he is a racist, homophobe, with alt-right neo-nazi views which are plastered all over his facebook. He is proud to have gotten tons of women pregnant and that they had abortions because this proves he's manly and able to impregnate women. -her former bf, who is 30, abused her both physically and emotionally for years, has right wing views that are very racist yet he presents this new age fake bernie progressive image to the community at large. he is in his 30s and living with his mom, he has no job. both of his brother shave been in and out or prison for years, the oldest one for trying to kill people and for a history of drugs, his younger brother also for drugs drugs drugs. -a loser she talked to online for years who also lives with his mother because he doesn't have a job and is on disability. he has a baby with a woman who he abandoned. he is another uneducated white trash jerk. -a christian fundamentalist with ptsd who was kicked out of the military for sexually harassing women. he insulted her and lashed out on her so many times, yet she still kept going back to get attention from him. -any loser who will talk to her in person because she is too afraid to say i'm not interested, or because she likes the attention period. when I say anything about it, simply because she insists I sit there and have her talk about them for hours, I'm instantly an elitist, judgmental, a horrible person according to her. I'm supposed to sit there and listen to the sick freaks she exposes herself too and the potential danger and just give her a pat on the back according to her or to open my closed pathetic mind right? when I try to explain my point of view or defend myself, she gets very defensive and shuts me out. she yelled at me and said that i am perseverating, that I must have aspergers because she doesn't want to hear the truth about her pathetic desperate need for attention from anyone. Am I really so strange that I am an introvert and would prefer to be alone, that I enjoy my own company, than to want to be surrounded by criminals, drug addicts, high school drop outs, racists, etc? I don't see how trying to care about your sibling to tell them the truth about the freaks they expose them to makes me an aspie, closed minded, judgmental, etc she'll also put herself in danger not with men. for example she'll decide to go hiking all alone on a super dark day when it may rain. she looks at her phone the entire time in an unknown trail, then ends up totally lost in the middle of nowhere late at night. she's lucky that an old man who is like a concerned father finds her, gets her an uber home, but shes not even shaken up that she could have frozen at night or been attacked by a mountain lion, or attacked by a pervert. shes like i'm going to keep living my life! you're insane to live in such fear. well i think that common sense and safety aren't living in fear. another time she was on a water fast and went hiking on her period when she has pcos and has severe periods where she can faint. she calls my mom to say omg i'm in so much pain i might faint on the isolated hiking trail! you can't even reason with her, she'll accuse you of being judgmental or have something wrong with you for trying to help her. her entire life is reckless and impulsive. yes, squid, as an 'adult' she can do whatever she wants. but i'm supposed to sit there and listen to her brag about every idiotic decision she makes, about how she chooses abuser after abuser, criminal after criminal? about how she keeps putting herself in danger? i'm seriously supposed to say nothing and pat her on the back? to sit there and smile like she's ok? how is it judgmental when they truly are criminals, perverts, high school drop outs, abusers, racists, addicts, etc... would you be happy if your sister or daughter or mother kept foolishly surrounding herself with only these types and calling it "open minded''?

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I m 18 and recently picked a thumbdrive up from the guy who took my senior pics. I learned that we both got hired at a new, local restaurant. We started texting more, just getting to know each other since work starts soon. A friend of mine who knows him said he s a little creepy, 34, and has a DWI, which I didn t think much of. It started getting a little weird after I told him I was 18 and he said it s good to know I m legal, started saying a few preverse things/jokes, and asked if I wanted to do something with him some day-if that was allowed. He asked what time I checked in to work yesterday bc he wanted to see me briefly. We talked about some shoots he had planned and got to talking about other things. He said he was currently drinking a beer at home and watching the game. He asked what bra and waist size I have to use for quick draw, said that he s always admired my body, and proceeded to ask for a date. I'm extremely busy with school and didn't know if I'd be able to find time and he got REALLY upset, said he felt stupid for asking since he hasn't asked a girl out in 3yrs, and would never ask again. Of course I'm an idiot, and told him if I found time I would. I told him that I liked him since he asked (as a friend) and he said he was glad he got me to admit it after months. I told him I was going to bed and he continued to text me. I'm very uncomfortable and couldn't sleep last night. I had no idea this was going to happen and don't want to tell my parents since our relationship is still rocky from a guy I now have a RO from. Should I confront him and risk hurting his feelings for an awkward workspace in return?

My husband just got served papers for child support on yesterday. He is to appear in court November 3, 2016 I'm trying to get an attorney before the court date around Crowley Louisiana(Acadia Parish). We hardly have rights to the child, he tried to put the child on his insurance when he was working & she wouldn't allow him to(he's not working at the moment), when we moved out of state we purchased of 1500$ worth of stuff for her & her mom didn't let her come after she said she would(we drove 6 hours to get her), she's a party animal(she's never with her kids; always with her friends), she drops them off on anyone, & she only calls when she needs money & we help. My MNL & FNL does just about everything for them. She even asked me to keep her for 2weeks & she will get them every other week(I keep them 26 days out of the month & the mother keeps the 4 days out the month) but she wouldn't sign temporary custody. What can be done? I'm trying to get full custody. I'm willing to pay for a lawyer.

I have a predicament. She is 7 years older then me (we are both in our 20s though). She is married, though her husband is away a lot and they rarely see each other (that sounds so typical I know..) but we have so much in common and get along so well, but I feel so unethical, and so.. guilty. I would never want someone to end their relationship for me, I truly respect the institution of marriage, but I also really care about her and I know she cares for me as well. Do I just let it go? What do I do? I find myself in a huge ethical conflict here. I really dont want to stop speaking to her.

So my mother just comes and tells me I need to lose weight in my stomach. I'm 23 and my mom is 43. My mom looks super young for her age and weighs way less than me. Now I've been struggling with my weight since I was like 9/10 years of age. I never was OVERLY OBESE but I always was like chubby/thick/kinda slim in some areas. I one of those people that If I told you my weight you would be shocked because I carry it well. So I've been told. I'm 5'3 and because I'm so on/off with my weight loss, Iv'e done so much cardio that I have a kind of fat/skinny look. I wasn't on a workout plan I just looked on YouTube and did those workouts and walked a lot. Now my legs are getting slim and my forearms somewhat too. But I've always had a heavy chest and because of cardio I've lost my backside/but. Now my weight goes to my stomach, upper arms and chest. I am a female btw. But for some reason when my mom told me I need to lose weight and that I shouldn't weigh more than her and that now's the time to do it before I'm older, it hurt but at time it didn't hurt cause I knew she was right. I'm not normally emotional, and sensitive.. well at least not around other people. I'm normally the one who laughs and try's to be super friendly and nice and comedic around other people. But you would never know when I'm hurting or in pain or bothered about something. So when she said this to me I brushed it off and said "Thank You for telling me" then I tried to hurry or get back to what I was doing.

Im here for, personal opinions and advice. My name is manny and Im 21 years old. So I was in a relationship with a guy, he's 27. It's been 5 months since we talk or seen each other, I've tried multiple times reaching out to him, but no response. Im at a point of not knowing what to do or how to feel. Im not understanding why he decided to cut me out of his life completely and the way he did it. Not once did I treated him bad, or gave a reason not to trust me. I was there for this guy no matter what. Soon he started to turn everything into an argument, I didn't understand why, I felt as if he was trying to push me away, to keep me from getting any closer to him, but he still kept me around. If he didn't wanted anything to do with me why not just tell me, and stop leading me on? I remember one night he got emotional, he said he wanted to tell something but he didn't know how, he was afraid, scared in a sense that I was going to walk out on him, I reassured him no matter what it is I'm not going anywhere, but he never told me and till this day I don't what could it be. What Im trying to say is I loved this guy, and still deeply care about him, everything ended without no explanation. I don't know if it was the age difference, or whatever he couldn't let me know, but I do know this... I miss him, I don't want to keep reaching out when I already know the out come. Does it better, to learn to live without someone who at one point meant everything to you?

Why wouldn't parents be overjoyed for you? You're their child. Trying to understanding the motivations. Any insights?

this guy and I got into bad a situation over a long distance relationship thing he told me he wasn't interested cause he felt like they were tedious & a lot of work and I tried to him to at least give it a try & he like got really mad & told me to respect his boundaries & not to text him again but I did anyway knowing that I could make things worse but it was kind of an impulsive thing I didn't like he just assumed I was aware of his boundaries when I had no idea & so I texted him back calling him stubborn and that was it my apologies for wanting to try & know him better.. And after that I kinda figured he blocked me, but I started feeling really bad about the thing & apologized, and realized that he didn't block me cause I called him using *67 and it rang twice, so he saw it & ignored which is kind of rude cause it was a sincere apology, I thought he'd least appreciate it. But anyway, I'm starting to wonder if i had said how I truly felt about him and im infatuated with him, would he at least consider it.. it sucks he doesn't see how persistent I was :( I thought he'd at least be flattered that I wasn't giving up. Even though it wouldn't have lasted, i would've been genuinely fine being friends on social media & staying on good terms. I know I can't bother him anymore but I just regret not letting him know how I truly felt about him & how I wanted to keep in touch :( *more opinions would be helpful*

ive been searching high and low for venues,, and finally i came across this great one for only 100$! the problem is...the catering is ridiculously expensive! it goes up to 25000$! no way am i paying for that! the only thing i can bring in is the cake! do you guys have any food ideas?

So me and my colleague at work had a big fight yesterday and I called him "pathetic little infant" and "ignorant mess of a child" (he's 21 whereas I'm 25). Do you think I was rude? Well I was pisssed cause he started the argument and he should learn to respect older people The younger generation nowadays is really disrespectful at times, smh Seriously I can't work with this kid any longer, he's an idiot

We re both female and work in the same office. Lately I ve become much more familiar with a coworker of mine (let s be real, outside of work) who I recently found out is almost 60. I m 25. We re in vastly different life stages. Obviously my life experience is a joke compared to what my coworker has gone though (and boy let me tell you, I ve heard stories). That said, we get along famously despite several being several generations apart, in very different lifestyles (eg: she s nearing retirement, I m not even close to buying property etc). We do have pretty similar personalities are maybe kindred spirits in that sense, but still. Being in different places in life definitely comes up enough. What benefits does being friends with someone way younger bring to someone with a lot of life experience? I get to hear stories + advice which is really interesting/refreshing

Thank u for reading! I am single. I have recently been immersed in a new social circle. Most of the people are either married or engaged, EXCEPT for this guy John. I'm 26 and he's 34. Our mutual friends believe me and John would be great for each other! I recently realized how perfect we suited for eachother. I had this clarity, and now I would love to be with him. He's amazing. From what it sounds like and what people say... he is into me. I know he at least told his buddies he thinks I'm really cute. The only problem is- he is terrible at making moves. He thinks I'm out of his league. Little does he know- I like him. What am I to do to get this ball rolling? Thanks!!

If not, then why has absolutely no guy ever attracted to me? If I was average or plain , It wouldn't have been the case cause many women who aren't supermodels, have bfs and live their lives. So I'm afraid I must be a monster. Yeah I know that personality matters more but if there's no initial attractive, I find It hard to believe you're date someone you're not fond of, no matter how kind he/she was?

this guy and I got into bad a situation over a long distance relationship thing he told me he wasn't interested cause he felt like they were tedious & a lot of work and I tried to him to at least give it a try & he like got really mad & told me to respect his boundaries & not to text him again but I did anyway knowing that I could make things worse but it was kind of an impulsive thing I didn't like he just assumed I was aware of his boundaries when I had no idea & so I texted him back calling him stubborn and that was it my apologies for wanting to try & know him better.. And after that I kinda figured he blocked me, but I started feeling really bad about the thing & apologized, and realized that he didn't block me cause I called him using *67 and it rang twice, so he saw it & ignored which is kind of rude cause it was a sincere apology, I thought he'd least appreciate it. But anyway, I'm starting to wonder if i had said how I truly felt about him and my intentions would he at least consider it.. I know it's kind of too late, and I would feel weird texting him now but who knows maybe one day I'll get really drunk & do it anyway & regret it later.. But do you think I should've told him how I felt instead of convincing him to change his mind?

Only thing i know about him is his first name , i dont talk to him , i dont feel connected or anything almost like he is a stranger to me , is it terrible of me that i dont care he is dying ?

I knocked someone up in college. A family adopted the child. They moved in next door and are raping and beating her. She cries and yells. What should I do? They claim to have gunmen I told the cops but they don't seem to believe me They say things like "when you sleep I **** the **** out of her", "I am ******* your offspring", "you only live once"

My noodle is tingling.

So this boy james is one year older than me we are in high school he knows my brother jake he is one year younger than me james doesn't talk to me alot he talks to my brother. Jake said that james is shy and everytime i talk to him he smiles alot and acts really nice and sometimes i see him in my hallway even tho he is not supposed to be there my brother says that they talk about me but it's mostly nice things at least that's what he says but I don't know what this means

Not even my family members have told me I m pretty. And my friends only do it when they have to. For example, if I tell my best friend that I m not feeling confident in my looks, she ll tell me I m beautiful, but only then and never anytime afterwards. And my parents have never said I m pretty. Ever. And my siblings are to young to know about looks, but the rest of my family never say anything either. They tent to ignore me, or pick on my insecurities which ends up making me feel worse about myself. Idk. I know that I dress really well though, but do my outfits take away from the fact that I m ugly.

Nobody is supporting my life. The only people who show me love are random women in their 20's, they don't see me as a monster. It's been months since i talked to this special girl I miss her but I just don't care about myself anymore. She tried to help but I'm stupid. I wish people realized the things running through my head and things I need to accomplish. I see her with someone else I was just a fling FML. I can't let myself emote because I have a big heart but it's overshadowed by people's preconceived notions. We're all naive. I have calls from 2015 I've yet to return, my life is a giant trainwreck. But how am I supposed to get by when the only woman who made me feel loved and wanted is on another continent with another lover. I'm still f'd up by the fact my blood disowned me for being mixed before even being born. It's irks me so much still. My blood father thinks I'm scum and mom can't even help me but I love her. My daddy is God. I turned 17 a couple weeks ago school said I'm lucky if I live to see 19. Counselors & teachers can't do **** they're just doing their job & don't understand. I'm horribl at explaining. I'm homeless this house isn't my home and my parents have been at odds nice I can remember I'm emotionally unstable. RN I'm broke but I'll be a philanthropist just u wait. I talk kids out of suicide & self harm but I'm kinda liking anorexia

Here's the dillema: There are many people that want to hangout with me, but only me, and having a twin we do everything together. I want separation from her. I want to hangout with people alone. She has done so many things to me that have made me feel like ending our relationship... bjt doing this would bresk heR hurt. I have been hurt so many times in my life by close people that I never want to see others hurt, even if they have been keen to me. ALSO: My twin sister and I play basketball and track. She said not too long ago, that she likes basketball. We joined an AAU team- I was miserable. That was where I realized i did not like team sports and my love for track grew much more. Track became my main sport and basketball was hers...but we both made a commitment to our high school basketball team, so I could not do indoor track this year. Just now, she says she's dropping basketball and doing indoor Track. track. The sport I love, that I decided not to do because we made a commitment to the team, and It would be a HUGE letdown if we did not play this year. She decides that she's doing it-when her passion for the sport isn't as strong as mine. I am broken inside that she just betrayed me like this. What should I do? Play basketball(I am guaranteed and much needed on varsity player) or do indoor track- the sport I love, see myself going far with- resulting in disappointing coaches who grew to become friends of mine and might possibly loose their respects and the girls.

I m really homesick. I moved like 2 or 3 months ago, but I still haven t gotten settled in the slightest. I want to go home so badly, I miss everything about it and hate everything here in this new place. I feel like crying everyday. What should I do? I'm 14 by the way, and I am still in the same country and with my parents and everything, but I still feel homesick and sad.

First person correct gets best answer

To feel like your smaller than that person.. when they talk down to you over little things and make you feel stupid and that you're not good enough for them What word would describe that?

Is he trying to tell his 20 year old cousin that she is ugly and if she doesn't get on with it soon then she will have problems or???

Young college graduate with a nice job right after school making good income and living on my own. My job seems to take a lot more time that I normally like and I can't just do the average 8-5.. on most days Monday to Thursday I work like 7-7, I leave the office around 4 or 5 and do work from home till 7 There is a lot of things that I would like to do in my time that I don't get to because of work. What can I do? What advice would you give me? Do you think working these hours at such an early age is worth it? I am kind of already getting worn out and can't see.

Unintentionally had a date (+sex) with a married man. Met on tinder, great 2.5 hr long date. 41, Marine, and cop. He made no mention of ever being married or having kids. Turns out he is, with three kids. We didn't use condom, I'm not on BC. Was ovulating then, but now more worried about an STD. He was so smooth about it, so I know he's cheated before. What would you do? Tell the wife or no? I don't want anything from him, just to make her aware that he's probably dragging diseases home to her. Uh...can a WOMAN give an answer here? Of course a guy is going to say it's about revenge and being petty, but it's really not. It's about him breaking his vows, putting his family at risk (and me, and any other girl he's been *******). If your husband (of 20ish years) was using a dating app and actually DATING other women (not just sex), but establishing a connection with them, would you want to know? Or continue on in blissful ignorance, then wonder how you ended up with herpes or something?

so half of my school hates me because this one kid made a rumor about me and "everyone" believes it. Besides that i have a boy friend and like im not feeling it because he flirts with every single girl. so now i dont really like him and i wanna break up with him but if i do that everyone will hate me so should i go in a fake relationship or just have everyone bully me? btw im in 8th grade

My BFs been treating me like crap lately; his mom is very sick with cancer and she's losing a lot of weight. It is just her and him, his dad and other family live really far away. He is under a lot of stress taking care of her all by himself. No matter what i do, comfort him or leave him alone he's mean af to me. Made me cry today. But I feel selfish for feeling emotional w all thats going on. Says he wants to marry me n is so grateful to have me but how should i behave. I guess just take it?

Ok imagine this. (For girls) You have it like it it the it of the its ok you get it. And your mom finds out and she tells your older sister and your dad. What would you do? (This happened to me and I just stopped talking to her)

I'm 11 I've been asking for an iPhone for 5-6 years now no joke. And I realy whant one. All my friend have one. My dad said if I do good in school in till Christmas I could get one. And now he's saying my first phone will be a flip phone and he's saying I can't get one I till I can drive. Should I be aloud to have one