A sign said "I love you with all my butt I would have said heart but my butt is much bigger" what does it mean?

I've been so in love with this celebrity for a year and a half now. He's the second huge celeb crush I've had. It took me three years to get over my first one and when I look back IDK how I liked him so much. Even though I'll probably do the same with my current crush! Every time I think I'm getting over him, I see new pictures, or he makes a video, or something, and I fall in love all over again. He's very famous in a well-known worldwide band. I think about him a lot and just get lovey eyes whenever I see him. I know I'll never have him. I'm not that delusional... The thing is, we're pretty close in age (3 years apart) while the rest of his fans are young kids/teens. So people are kinda surprised to know I'm such a fangirl for him. But he literally gives me feelings I can't explain. I feel like he's the only guy I think about. And that's not good considering I can't have him. He's just a dream for me. I love everything about him and could stare at him doing nothing for hours. That's how bad it is. What should I do? heads up: a lot of people may answer and tell me it's not being "in love" and that it's just infatuation since I've never met him. I'm aware of this ^-^ so just ignore the title lol. but that's what it feels like.

She keeps looking at my stories on my public Insta and it's just weirding me out I plan on blocking her but I wanna know what she still wants months later , what should I tell her ?lol

Hi, I'm 23. I recently agreed to platonically cuddle with a friend of mine (it's a real thing, look it up) it was really nice, non sexual. After cuddling them for a while though we ended up kissing, I didn't expect that, and I thought he wasn't going to be happy about it if I kissed him, but we did and it was nice. I'm wondering if that's a sign he might be into me, or maybe it was more of an in the moment kind of thing? It wasn't any crazy kissing, just a little gentle making out for a couple minutes. I've been kinda wanting to hook up with people, but after that day/ "not date" I'm rethinking my decision and wanting to wait and see if he's interested.

Please help me!! So I have this friend, we have been friends for a long time! We met in 2013 and it's now 2019. When we first became friends he newly started dating this girl, as myself found myself in a new relationship. We have always been friends and very respectful of each other's relationship, although I've always felt that chemistry between us. Well we actually both are still in those relationships that we started back in 2013. Our situations are very similar and I think apart of the reason we are so close is because can relate on so many different things. I'm just feeling like our chemistry is growing. We will text everyday and talk and he constantly tells me how much he thinks we have in common. We just click. It's hard to describe. He tells me he is unsure of his relationship and he knows I'm unsure of mine. But the thing is we NEVER have crossed any boundaries, not that I'm aware of. Sometimes I will post pictures on Snapchat and he will message me and say I look nice, it's just kinda confusing me. Today on Snapchat I posted a quote basically saying that some people may not be worth the storm to go through to get to the sun and he sent me a message saying he was worth the storm? It just all seems like he is trying to drop hints but we are both scared to say anything. I know this was a lot, and it honestly wasn't all the details but I hope you are able to get the idea of the situation. What should I do! Talk to him about it? Or is he just being a good friend?

I was in a messaging app I used to have and saw these nudes I sent a guy from two years ago and he still uses the app . We still follow each other on insta and I was gonna ask him if he could delete the photos. I'm scared if I ask he might save them or something if he had forgotten about them. Should I bring it up and ask him now or just hope he forgot about it??

is it still pleasuring? It's been a long, long, time.

is it good?

I would decline the request

My ex girlfriend who I was with for about 7 months has been giving me all sorts of mixed signals. She is younger than me (I'm 20) and she has a boyfriend too. Her boyfriend is out of High school and is now gonna go to a college about two hours away. Anyways, back to the story, we broke up because she felt like she was tearing her family apart because it was, but towards the end of the relationship her grandmother who owns a restaurant offered me a job and I accepted it (better pay) and my ex works there too. My ex playfully makes fun of me calling me stupid, idiot, so on and go, it seems like every single time I talk about a co worker guy that likes me she makes a joke of it and then laughs her butt off too and smiles and so on. But on the other hand, she purposely tells my my other co workers about her relationship when I am around so I can hear on purpose. She's been in three different relationships since our break up about 6 months ago. I don't know what to do, or think about all this.

Recently my boyfriend changed his Instagram password so I'm not logged into it like I use to be because he said I need to have more trust in him which I agree with. He's never done anything for me not to trust him and I respect his decision. So anyway he's been following a handful of girls now which I get it he has friends that are girls but the girls he follows post pics half naked with their bikinis and what not and most of them are gorgeous and some have freaking huge boobs and on top of that he followed his ex today. That is what made me mad. I told him I felt it was disrespectful and he said he did nothing wrong and said I need more trust in him. That's not about trust it's about respect. He doesn't even talk to his ex because they aren't friends and like why does he need to follow her back and see her pictures or in any case girls with big **** and in bikinis. I don't know maybe I'm over exaggerating it. Also I'm anxious because recently he stopped calling me beautiful and pretty and comments on my insecurities and I get so uncomfortable and cry. Also he's busy with baseball and friends and I'm letting him do his thing and not hounding his attention but all I ask is for him to balance me out and his friends and baseball. When he does have time he doesn't talk to me he does other things. I don't know what to do

Just help I can't help myself

When I'm there , I don't use the camera option at all , I'm only there when I'm bored In order to have a nice chat . So I talked with this boy for an hour and he asked for my Snapchat, it happened 2 months ago and he asked me only once for a pic of my face . he is not one of those horny guys, if he asked or talked about 'naughty things' I would block him . After a month on Snapchat he asked me for my number and we talked (and still do ) every single day , he is the nicest boy I've ever met , he helped me studying for a test for hours (on the phone ,we both at the same age) , he likes to help me and listen to everything I tell him , he is fun to talk to and funny and he is a really good guy ,I'm really excited when he calls me up or sends a message. I know he is not a killer or something, I stalked his Instagram and Facebook and he is realky the person he told me he was. The problem is - we have feelings for each other (yes, I feel stupid for that) and we are planning to meet each other in person in a month , but what if we will be a couple ,what would I say to my parents? Friends? People who would ask me where did I know him? " we met on Omegle "? That sounds ridiculous and desperate, idk what to do , should I cut it off ? It feels weird to think about it but I really like him ..please help me ,what should I do?(and sorry and I'm not English native)

And he s very attractive.What do you think?

There's this guy that I am currently talking to. He told me a secret about his life. He used to be enrolled in college but later was forced to drop out after his single mom got permanently disabled after an accident. He now works 2 minimum wage jobs to fully support his mom and his siblings who are still little. He says he will probably never get a chance to have a 'real career', but the thing is, I don't know if it's a good idea to date someone who will work minimum wage for the rest of their life. Money doesn't buy happiness but happiness doesn't pay the bills.

Seriously im 24 and have been meeting girls online for years but these days they just seem dumber then ever..or like they just use your time for validation.. Idk if its from having more men then ever hit on them be ause of social media..but it just feels like unless im right infront of a women face too face i have no chance.. like the girls ive been able too meet in persom always tell me i look better and am cooler in persom so i wonder if maybe my pictures give off a weird vibe about me..like i look too mich like a nice guy/on camera maybe...i dont feel like i over text or come off desperate..i try too be very patient..send 1 text ,let days go buy after convos so they can miss me,and im trying too create a puah pull..but its like unless i meet in person these days its like most girls are really hard too keep the attention of..i like online dating cause im often too busy too go look for girls at clubs or malls/parties.. but i feel like every girl online is just an attention whore..who sit in there room talking selfies for thirsty dudes they ignore cause there too imsecure too go outside...Has anyone else noticed this..i know all women are crazy but goddamn it wasnt this hard for me a few years ago.

i not sure,

I don't think so!!!!

This guy and I knew each other but recently started hanging out due to our friend having a baby. I developed a crush from us always hanging out. One night I asked for him to give me a ride home from our friends house. All I did was make small talk. The next day, I found out he went back to our friends house to tell them how I was trying to make a move on him. That was not the case. So that led me to believe that he didn't like me because my friend said he sounded uncomfortable. Move on to the next week, I start dating someone. My friend told my excrush of my new man and my friend told me he was shocked but happy for me. Another week passes and my friend, my boyfriend, and I are drinking together and my friend tells me that my excrush likes me. I found out he was really jealous of my boyfriend and didn't like him. My friend had a party and my excrush was there. After drinking, we played truth or dare and every time he was dared to do something sexual, he would always lock eyes with me. Also, he was being a real dick to my boyfriend. Soon though, I broke up with my boyfriend. My excrush found out and my friend said he was happy. Yet, when we hung out again, he didn't really talk to me? But last night I got drunk with my friend again and they said he really likes me, really loves me, yet he never texts me and talks to other girls but he likes all of my Instagram posts and our mutual friend keeps telling me all of this.Why won't my now crush again just tell me straight up?

I just found out that the guy I was sleeping with is still talking to his baby's mom. He gave me her whole name and everything and is now saying he's going to buy her a house. I'm still living with my mom so I'm feeling some sort of way because he always came to me late at night. Then after that he was planning a family with The same girl that was playing on my phone. I would tell him about it and she was like, I read everything y'all was saying because he let me use his phone. I was still messing with him though. Not too long ago he was telling me he wasn't messing with her and he was taking her to court. Now he's telling her he wants to be a family. I'm confused.

So not to long ago she broke up with her boyfriend, i actually tried respecting her new relationship with him when they where together but it got to a point where i was hurting inside & i had to confront & explain to her that i couldn't handle it because i still love her more than anything, she is the reason i even bother to wake up to this life. I told her i dont think i should talk to her during that time cause i didn't want her to feel sad about me being sad that she has found someone new. I feel like she sees me as a bestfriend now or more of a coping mechanism she has told me that she loves me when we get into serious conversations & of course you know how easily i can fall for it whether if it's true or not it's hard to tell for me. We use to be together years ago when it was actually serious, ever since then we had on & offs but it didn't feel real. i couldn't move on but she has yet she still talks to me, i dont understand it... is she using me as a coping mechanism, someone to explain there problems too, someone to just have on the side, does she see me as a best friend or does she secretly still love me. I mean the reason why i feel like she has feelings there for me is because i tested her, about 2 weeks ago i didn't pick up for days & days to see if she would even bother to give up on me and she truly didn't & i felt horrible but how else can i know when she barelys shows it to me. Well she cried & told me she thought i was mad at her. Please help

Me and him have known each other for a long time. He had a crush on me back in high school, and back then he was so sweet and so kind to me. I didn't appreciate him though because I had feelings for someone else, and I always thought of him just as this cute and very sweet asian guy. Me and this other guy I had feelings for started dating, and he ended up being an abusive jerk. The relationship lasted 2 years. Now I've been seeing the asian guy. He has also dated other girl from college in the meantime, but it didn't last very long. He changed so much now. He didn't want to see me at first, and I had to insist for a while. We've been dating for 6 months, but he's not the same funny caring guy like before. Sometimes he's still the sweetest person I know, but most of the time he acts indifferent to me. He has already introduced me to his family, so I know he's probably serious about me. And I absolutely love his family. I know that he's probably hurt that I chose my ex instead of him in the past, but I'm so in love with him now, and i really want to make this relationship work. Btw, we're both 21

My parents left me when i was younger.. a once was a stranger raised me. He's 18yrs my senior. We're in a relationship and have been for a very long time. He treats me so good, has been my rock, does everything to make me happy, respects me, makes me feel so safe and I'm crazy about him but we keep our relationship on the down low... due to societies judgment. What does the public think?

I'm am 21 soon to be grad student dating a 37 year old divorced man, soon to be going to grad. He is a divorcee with an 8 year old son, and is an "entrepreneur" (found out he has a roommate+ leases his cars) ... We've know each other for a bit over a year and recently have been "on and off" since last October (consistent since March)... So obviously the relationship has naturally progressed, and I've hinted at commitment, but he tells me that he wants to spend more time with me, but definitely is willing to commit in the future.. Ive met his friends and son already as well... However, I told me after a small argument (after he triple texted me since I was ignoring his rude response after an apology) and stated that I amnot going to wait for him to give me what I want/ need and said we need time "to cool off" since I return from my 5 week business trip after this week... After 3 days I texted me and we made small convo, but now everything seems a little off, and he didn't text me at all today... • I've also recently discover that my hormones be have be extremely off due to this stress in dealing with him, and I just want to end it for good, but know I shouldn't just ghost him.

Like if she is feeling to go out on a date, and he's not in the mood "if you loved me you would get up and take me out. If they were planning a trip somewhere and it didn't work out "if you loved me, you would have figured out an alternative" Or if he was planning to come visit her and his car broke down "if you loved me, you would have taken public transport"

So my dad's friend daughter is my crush I have only seen her a few times but never talked to her and I would like to get to know her better but I don't know how. my mom said something about her and he said that I should come and meet her, but I don't know what to say or do, and would if she doesn't like me? would if I get to nervous, and should I text him on Insta about her?

To get an idea of why this is so stressful, first you gotta know me. I am 17, never had my first kiss, a bf, or anything of that nature. I have never really had super close guy friends either which is why he is so special to me. Anyway my girl best friend is beautiful, my age, so many boys like her, she had basically all of the "firsts" you know? She could have anyone she wants. I have never been more than sexually attracted to a guy, like I have never genuinely fallen for someone's personality and everything about them. Because I like HIM as a person so much I never thought I would ever try to pursue anything since I don't want to risk him not being in my life anymore. Also he has had lots of experience with girls but still feels very insecure and vulnerable; however, IF HE WANTS SOMETHING, HE WILL GET IT. This is how I know he didn't like me more than a friend, because if he liked me I would have already been his :( Anyway he's lonely and my bff thinks he's cute so BECAUSE I JUST WANT HIM HAPPY and I know he would treat her well therefore SHE TOO WOULD BE HAPPY, I am attempting to set them up together. It is really painful for me honestly, seeing him all gushy for her because he is everything I have ever wanted in a guy, and she could have anyone she wants, but it's going to be him BECAUSE OF ME. I know I DID THIS TOO MYSELF, but I just want him to be happy, both of them. Now I am left feeling insecure and jealous of her again…. Can someone give me any advice or input? I know I am not ugly, or repulsive lol I just don't ever put myself "out there" so I chronically feel like the "ugly friend"… I know it's just me being insecure, but I did this because I know he doesn't LIKE LIKE me you know? And he tried setting me up with his friend but his friend doesn't seem interested and even if he was we don't have much in common or anything either so I don't feel drawn to him the same way :/ And my friend is already in awe of her ugh he genuinely tries and it's adorable I just want someone to put in the effort and care. He does it so well and that's all I want. He is so kind and warm and sweet and just raw. It's so attractive :(( But he won't care for me the way he cares for her. I'll always be just the friend and this feeling is so familiar… And it's even worse because she doesn't care as much as I would, she is just bored and wants a guy. He wants something real but she doesn't ACTUALLY care. And even once she breaks his heart, he'll be off limits. girl code. they aren't dating or exclusive but he wants her to be his gf. She isn't into being exclusive and doesn't want anything serious at all. she is just bored. Her words to me...

Im 19 and I hang out with a female who 15 yrs old alone. I even laid in bed with her because she dared me. I even set her as my instagram profile pic to make my gf jealous and some how my gf broke up with me.

I hate to be shallow or sound like a pig but I can't lie I just feel really bad about myself. My girlfriend and I have been together for a year in July and when we first started dating our sex was off the charts many times a day sometimes and it was just so amazing and she was so into it. But as the relationship has gone on now we are at a point where we have sex once every couple weeks. And when we do she acts like it's so inconvenient. I have talked to her about it before and asked if there's something I do wrong and she gets mad and defensive and says that I expect too much sex which I just don't understand because when we first started dating she told me she had such a high sex drive and that she's always horny. But now she gets mad at me when I'm horny I've tried to talk to her and it's always an excuse. She literally never ever wants to have sex with me. I have spent hours looking up new techniques I go down on her. I am rough , I can also be gentle. She wants to spend all day with me all the time but sex is just not a part of it. How can you go from wanting sex all the time to less then a year later never wanting it? We are both only 19 and I have been going to the gym all the time trying to get in amazing shape. I don't want to break up but I feel very insecure around her.

I met a guy online. We went out twice. First time we grabbed sandwich at an eatery. Second time ice cream date. He initially scheduled a date at a nice restaurant for the second date then it did not work out. So when we discuss a third date, I suggest this but he did not agree. Why he refused to take me to a nice restaurant? Both of us are successful professionals. I do not mind paying for the date if he doesn't.

I'm 32 male living in Cairo Egypt I never had a local girlfriend ,all my relationships was long distance relationship but I'm sick of it and don't want it anymore I'm not so easy going I can't create friendships with people I don't know also somehow they don't !! I have few friends all of them are males mostly we meet at a males cafe if mixed cafe it doesn't make difference cause I don't get any support all my friends are in serious relationships and so loyal (as they say)!! Anyway even my work I don't meet any ladies of my type It looks I'm having a serious problem How could I meet a girlfriend and know her?? I tried online dating but it's **** also I tried to visit a special cafe so I could be known there maybe I could have friendship with somebody but I didn't ... only few males but not even as friends I changed my look a lot loosing weight and having shape and remove my glasses ... what else should I do???

Does a popular person like me?? He's not like hot hot but i guess he could be someone a girl likes..? I hadn't thought much about him until my friend said he thinks he likes me cuz of something he said. Im shy but have good amount of friends & know some popular people so ig im not popular but sort of? Nowadays popular people always hug the opposite gender as well so when he handshakes w me it probably dont mean much to him & the other day he pretended to be sad & put his head on my shoulder like 2 seconds, & i dont think i see him do that to anyone, but i wouldnt be surprised if he hugged other girls (we never hugged btw) sometimes i see him smiling big when i see him & he says my name a lot & look up & not a second later he looks at me & smiles or he's already looking at me. I guess im KINDA cute, im nice & he's not a bad person but hes not Mr. Nice Guy either, uk? He's mean to his friends as a joke, he's that kinda guy uk? I kinda swore to not like anyone (at least try not to let it control me) when i found out my friend likes my other friend, im not popular so whenever a guy pay attention to me, i overthink.. i just don't want my heart broken again, so could a popular guy like him really like someone like me? Not saying i like him, but im not falling for anyone or doing anything until i know if they like me cause im not getting hurt again

About couple of months ago I was talking to this girl she has depression so I think that's why we stopped talking. Last night I hit her up randomly just to see how she was and the convo went: Me:Hey how are you ? Her:Hey ! I'm alright wbu ? Me: same I've been doing okay Her: that's good to hear I have no idea what else to say or if she even wants to talk to me I can't tell ????

So my ex and I were dating for 2 years and we were in love. I think she was more in love with me than I was with her. She was so passionate about her love for me. We were on/off for those 2 yrs and I told her "I have nothing left to give you" so she went to some guy that she went on a date with once while we were broken up. She got into a relationship with him 1 month after we broke up. Did she really love me? Is it because she couldn't handle being alone? How was she able to move into another relationship while hurt and still in love with me?

I have a friend who keeps tweeting suicidal messages such as she's disappointed she's still alive and looking forward to when it's all over. She's been depressed since her boyfriend dumped her over a year ago. So is she just doing this just for attention or should we be worried?

Like guys in their 20s. I'm in my mid 20s. My problem mainly is is that most my age already have somebody by now, and that they only want someone they truely know. Answers?

We were dancing at the club. She grabbed my hands and moved them around. I felt like she was in control of my hands. They brushed against her boobs multiple times

my ex and I have a class together. After class he stopped me because he said he needed to tell me something and he goes on about saying he misses me and then tries to kiss me. I stop him, of course. The problem is that I'm seeing someone new and even though I didn't let my ex kiss me i'm not sure if i need to tell my boyfriend? would that be unnecessary? I just don't want to feel like i'm hiding things. (i'm 18 and in college btw)

Ok so I'm 12 almost 13 and this guy that I know is 19 but I like him . me and his sister are friends. Is this puppy love I've liked him for more that 3 year I've tried to forget about him but I can never he is always in my mind Thank you there was a lot of good answers Would it be ok if we just hung out like friends

Why would you say a lot of bad things about a girl then stare her down every time you see her? Not taking your eyes off of her. It's getting annoying. You hate me,I get it. But why stare?