Keep in mind I m an 8th grader in middle school and this is my last hour. Ok so we play this game on our MacBooks. Your allowed to create your own name and often times people but funny names or bad names. So today the teacher said that we had to put our normal names. So me being the dumbass I am decided to make my name Slob On My Knob. She got so mad and stopped the game. At the end of the hour she asked for the person to confess or she was going to question everyone in the class. Because people knew it was me and I knew someone was going to snitch I decided to man up and do it. I told my mom she s kinda upset. But what do you think the consequences will be? Should I be aorried?

My aunt, who is the second oldest of five, died of lung cancer last weekend. She was only 68. And like I said, she is the second oldest of the five and ended up being the first to die. The oldest one, who is 72, is still alive. It's not fair. Why did she have to die first and so soon? She's not even 70 and died already. Not that I wanted my older aunt to die first, but I expected her to live a lot longer than this and it's so painful to bear. How could this happen????

I have never talked to my mom's fiancé. I am in college and still live at home. I will be moving out when I graduate, which is in a few more years. I have always been very anti-social for my entire life. Is it weird that I don't talk to him??

She falls deeply in love with a married man who has also children and she can't resist his advances.

.. … Eu amo ela .. mais ta dificil assim Au mesmo tempo q eu amo ela Eu sei a ela nunca vai satisfazer as minha vontades .. Ela é muito emotiva , agente namora a 3 anos e meio e sempre foi assim meio que forçado na hora de dar uns amaços, eu fico ate com medo de ficar de mão boba, por que ja sei sua reação ta muito dificil mesmo pra mim, to de mão atadas. My girlfriend does not like sex or already know q do? I love her so hard ta .. more Au same time q I love her I know it will never satisfy my desires .. She is very emotional, dating agent 3½ years and has always been so kind of forced in time to give a amaços, I'm even afraid to be silly hand, why already know his reaction very difficult even ta me, to tied hand.

Is it at all?

I work at a sports bar for supplemental income. We ended on ok terms. I was a rebound for her, and her only bief with me was I work two jobs even though I was available and always punctual with our dates. It simply didn't work out because she had hit a rough patch with her ex. and I was rebound. Well, lately she has been coming in and sitting in my section. She asks me questions about my work schedule and my availability. She seems excited to talk to me. note: She isn't intersted in me as she comes in with her boyfriend. She is asking on behalf of her sister. My question is this. She always conveniently sits where I bartend or serve. She asks me questions that I know was a previous issue with her sister. Do girls send out best friends or sisters to find out information on guys they are interested in? I've been in no contact with the ex because I still have feelings for her. I am tempted to text her. i'd be willing to adjust my work schedule to have a chance at dating her again, but I'm nervous that if I text her and bring this up, she may find me wanting her back and thinking I'd be chaisng her. I'd rather her chase me as she ended the relationship with me. What should I do? I feel the sister consistently visiting me at work means the ex is putting herself in my orbit.? Let me know if I should text her.

I've been having trouble figuring about my partner if he/she cares for me, each time I have these texts fight with him/her, and ending our relationship, then he/she releases his feeling. I care for this person and always bus travel and visited this person when he asked me to, but this person barely come to see me. I wait all day for him/her to text me when their not too busy. The first two month and two week, were are honeymoon, I had no clue what.my.partner meant by that. He/she keep saying he's/she going to visit me, but doesn't, he/she uses excuses, like I hit my leg at work, and hurt badly,but I'm off Friday the whole day, I'll come visit, afterward I get a text saying that his vehicle has broken down.

We were married for 9 years until I had an emotional affair with a younger guy. My husband and I divorced but we got back together several months later. The other guy is completely out of the picture. However, he's telling me that if I want to hook up with anyone, he is okay with it. He's telling me this because he wants me to be happy. Hooking up is not my thing because I have to have a strong feelings in order to have sex with anyone. Why is my husband saying these things? I have been remorsefulof my past mistake and I love him dearly. But why would he even bring this up? We have been remarried for 3 years now and have two children.

Ok my older sister gave him up 9 years old when he was just 1 year old. I began taking care of him then, I was just 20 years old at the time. My mother got custody of him around 07. I stopped taking care of him around 2010 fully and I only do some things for him sometime due to my mother acting as if the family doesn't need to be in his life. When I had him he was loveable kind and full of life. I made sure I gave him a lot of attention and affection. My mother is mean spirited, bitter and unaffectionate. My mother has turned him into her and I'm hurt by that. Now he's in school acting up and thinking he can do what he wants because my mother allows it at the home. His education is what I'm worried about and the lack of love he gets from the family because my mother doesn't want him around any of us. My mother treats him like a 2 year old and he's about to be 11 and I see that psychological that is unhealthy. My sister wants no part in taking care of him but the occasional clothes drop off. How can I save my nephew so he xan live a normal life? My mother is ruining his life because of her own poor life choices.

How can I stop overreacting to little things? Something so simple as I really want mac and cheese and go to make it and we are out of milk, I like "hulk out" I get super upset, for like a minute and then am in a pissy mood for the next hour or even rest of the night/day depending on what it is. It is really effecting my relationship, my boyfriend says it totally changes the mood of the whole house and pulls him in a funk as well. How can I get better? I don't like that I freak out like this, so I need tips on how to keep calm.

So I am a guy and I live at home with my parents and I haven't been able to find a job and it's not like I can move out to get away from a dad. Well anyway my dad complains that I have a big mouth and I always talk back to him but then he is always sarcastic to me and always criticises me and sometimes he puts me down in front of everyone. But then when I talk back to him my older brother always defends my dad and he lectures me saying that I need to respect my dad.

So basically my parents recently took away my PC for playing (games) for about 6+ hours a day... This is not the first time they are taking it away I'm really pissed off by this ****.. I have even started to hate my parents and consider them dumb because why would someone even take away the PC for a such thing? Are they having some mental issue? I really want it back but I'm not person who becomes apologetic easily.. This **** is making me mad day by day and I have even stopped talking to them..

Ok so I need to put someone else in a position in which I can help them out without talking to them. I need to be able to wordlessly help them out and without them asking me help them ( for example, if he couldn't find his pencil and he asked the class for one, I could lend him one or if he trips and spills his books, I can help him pick them up). Answers are very much appreciated!! It may not seem important but it contributes to a larger plan. 10 points to a great answer!

After a huge row with his ex after we caught her out lying and using someone to make up lies about me he blocked her from his mobile as she wouldnt stop sending threatening msgs. On top as he has a child with her shes put an order in place that the child cannot stay at mine after 4 years thats he has been staying the odd weekend. Typical use the child as a weapon. Then my bf became more loving towards me after this row with his ex. Now he tells me she rang him at his work to talk about changing the childs visit and i feel confused as i feel they are friends again and now hes gone back to being cold with me?

The little minx is probably a closeted lesbo herself, maybe it's time to hack into her Facebook account and tell all HER friends that in revenge, wait 'til I see the expression on her face then...

He told me he's in an open relationship, but he just got married earlier this year. What does that mean? I really doubt his wife is actually cool with that.

I am curious, does the vagina of a white woman taste different than a black woman's? Throw in Asian, Indian, and Caucasian for good measure?

I am not ashamed to say this. I'm 14 and dating an 8 year old. We're homeschooled and don't have many friends. We both are raised by just our moms who work hard. They go to work for 4 hours and get paid $14. Both of them. Weekends off. It's hard. Me and the 8 year old have to lay together in the same bed. It's so small that she lays in front of me, we have to have my erection and her buttocks together tightly just to fit. She even says it hurts her butt. We hug and kiss. Now both our moms approve. My mom said age is just a number. Idc. It is hard in life but, that's life. I'm a 14 year old, poor, dating an 8 year old, rubbing up against her, kissing and hugging her. Having only two TV's, an Xbox 360, Netflix and barely Wi-Fi. I had to say all that.

Plz don't just say **** him

After cooling down these last couple weeks I need to tell you I'm sincerely sorry for the way I acted when we broke up expecially for the mean and horrible things I said to you, I meant none of it, at the time I just felt hurt and I was just trying to hurt you. I acted really immature and I appoligize. I'm not asking you to forgive me, and I don't expect you to, I just feel really guilty about how I handled it and need to tell you I'm genuinely sorry. This isnt some last effort to get back together with her. I am actually really sorry for the things I said to her, I said terrible things in a fit of rage and emotion.

Ok so I need to put someone else in a position in which I can help them out without talking to them. I need to be able to wordlessly help them out and without them asking me help them ( for example, if he couldn't find his pencil and he asked the class for one, I could lend him one or if he trips and spills his books, I can help him pick them up). Answers are very much appreciated!! It may not seem important but it contributes to a larger plan. 10 points to a great answer!

My girlfriend & I are in college and we were having lunch today. Since it's hot out, my girlfriend was wearing high waisted shorts and a tight little crop top that showed off her belly button ring. While we were eating, this little boy (who was maybe 7) came up to my girlfriend and told her that she looked "beautiful" and that he wants to marry a girl who looks like her. It absolutely made her day and everything, but I could tell she felt horrible about it later on. She is absolutely tearing herself up about it because she thinks she looked slutty and showed way too much skin & she shouldn't have had her belly button ring showing. She feels like she showed that boy what a bad example of a girl looks like. What can I do to cheer her up?

So here's my question I have a cousin who I class as my sister she has a man who is the father of her 5 children. Just recently he's been trying to start conversations on Facebook in boxing me starting with Morning Darls or goodnight Darlz it's never by my name and it's made me feel awkward because when they visit he doesn't address me as Darls or even talk only if where all having dinner and every body's talking. He's shy and quiet I only see them when they visit from the country please tell me I'm not imagining him trying to crack on to me on facebook

Edit Is it wierd to look up how to do things in life like playing soccer positions, how to make a girl happy, how to run better in cross? The reason I m asking is how most classmates that know or so called friends make fun of me for doing it. My thoughts are, at least I m willing to learn and if i don t look it up how much more can I improve? Let me know your thoughts and what I should tell them or perhaps show them. I just don t see the problem with looking things up that you want to improve on. I have dedication and I m using it.

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So I've had this friend for almost 4 years now, we met in 2012 online. You can't consider it as a good relationship as it's online. We used to talk many times, and I loved being with her. We got together in 2014 and broke up in May of 2015, and she sounds like she doesn't like me. She's suicidal, and she tells me she has no friends, but when I try to help her, she tells me I don't understand anything, and how she doesn't like me anymore. I can't handle her anymore, and nor can she to me.Can i?

So I'm in 12th grade, and my school's extremely small so I talk to this guy regularly, but I don't get why he asked me this. I didn't feel good today so I didn't get into a conversation with him over it.. He asked me if I knew what a hookah was. I think it had been brought up and for some reason he turned and asked me. I told him yes, then he asked if I had ever done it, would ever think of doing it, and could see myself doing it. I told him no to all 3, and he just laughed and didn't say anything else. We like a lot of the same music, and we talk about that more than anything else. And he's pretty random so it didn't surprise me but I just don't get why it mattered haha. First thing I thought of was that he did it, of course, but idk. :P

•Has a deep, mature voice •Is really tall (6'7) •Has a big cock (9 inches) •Is such a sweetheart

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My stomach is kinda soft when I stand but firm when I lie down... It's not completely soft and it has some firmness when I stand what does this mean??

Let me be clear; I DO NOT think I DESERVE a good looking woman; but I do WANT one. That's different from feeling entitled. However I do tend to be an all or nothing person. Beggars can't be choosers, I know; but is it really so wrong that I want to date some one out of my league ? I don't want to settle for anyone under a 6 . Unrealistic? I agree. is it something I can control? No. I am shallow and I admit it, sadly I drew the short stick on looks, and a desire for looks over "personality" (cant have a good relationship without physical attraction, which equals good sex) I can't control my biological attractions...unfortunately i cant afford plastic surgery; and unfortunately physically fugly people attract other fugly people ( fyi fugly people don't want to be with fugly people any more than anyone else does) should I just give up and accept a life of loneliness and use high end hookers for my sexual relief ( thankfully I make a decent income; so I can pay for the level of attractiveness I want though only for sex)? Or should I just kill myself. Hooker sex is ok but I'd like to have meaning full sex in a relationship and if I can't get the kind of wan I want ... What's the point? Death is better than settling for garbage or endless loneliness isn't it? I do realize,and dont hold it against, more attractive looking women for not wanting me; this question is about if you think my attitude--not settling, choosing death, or forced loneliness, or hookers, is a bad idea or not Again I know this sounds irrational;. but the question is NOT about rationality, its about if you think I AM BETTER OFF DEAD, ALONE BY CHOICE IF I CANT GET WHAT I WANT, or HOOKERS.

I joined the local gym a couple of months ago and became friends with a younger man who could be my son. He taught me how to work out properly and I consider his as a good friend. He even met my husband and my kids. We invited him for lunch like he is family. After one of our workout sessions, he told me that he is falling for me hard. I laughed it off thinking he was joking but he left a love note on my car. I really enjoy his company because he is like a son. But he blindsided me and I don't know how to explain this to my husband. He has been helping us out around the house. I'm about to tell this young man that the extra help is no longer needed. I also met his mom and it seems she has tons of kind words to me. What gives and what should I do?

Is this guy into me?!? So I told a guy that I couldn t talk to him anymore because his communication was inconsistent(he always text he missed me without calling) and he played too many games. He said ok like he understood,and I was hoping he d leaveme alone but then a week later he texted me that he missed me. Within the hour I called him and got no response..and I texted him asking what he missed. No response. What does this guy want from me?

For the past week now this friend of mine has been ignoring me at all turns. I don't know why she is doing this, we never fought about anything and she says she's doesn't hate me or anything so what should I do

Why did he give me 'hints' though? He told me things like 'if I get married I would cheat on my wife'. 'I have a different worldview to everyone else' 'most people won't understand' 'I will get an arranged marriage that I don't want' 'It's quite common to have affairs these days. My uncles have had it and their wives know but obviously the wives are not happy about this but it's in the culture' He didn't say those exact words but it was something along those lines. I use to wonder why he is telling me all this. He is Muslim and used to say kings like I believe in polygamy and since I can't chose who I can marry I'm allowed up to 4 wives. I thought he was joking and being funny (I had no clue he was already married in an arranged marriage).he used to know me before his wedding and we used to speak. Then just days into his wedding he asks me for sex. He made it clear it would only be sex and nothing more. I told him straight up that I don't do only sex. I'm a relationship type of girl. We never had sex so things could be a lot worse than they are now. But we spoke for a year or more without me knowing he was married. Why did he drop me these hints about being married though? (Don't tell me to forget about it that he is a bad guy and so on) just tell me why he dropped me hints . Heck why did he even speak to me when I had made it clear that I will not sleep with him

So he "doesnt buy pills" but does them whenever some one has them. It doesnt matter what. Normally hydro s and addrell. Always does no-dos in the am. and every month on the same day he is late from work. He says that when he is out he doesnt buy or try to find them but there are some days he comes home with constricted pupils and somedays his eyes are very dilated. What should i do. I have already said i did not want them around. and my own father is telling e to let him do what he wants as he pays the bills.