veran el domingo ire a la piscina con mi pareja y justo ese dia o un dia anterior toca que llegue mi mentruacion!!! y no quiero usar tampones, que puedo hacer para retrasarla un dia o dos para que no me llegue hasta del lunes en adelante?

Any ideas for a username of my finsta? My name is christina (Tina, Chris). It should be something funny/clever like God_bless_Amerika (erika) or doyouliketinacoladas (Martina)

So I have recently started to look for a place and hopefully be able to move out and get settled by August. Being only 18 and not a very helpful mother I need some of my questions answered. I decided not to go back to my college for the 2ND year and plan on at the local community college, ill only be ta king a few classes. I just really need a reak from school at the moment. I do have a job on campus here but only about $200 a paycheck. However, every year I get $15,000 as part of a settlement on my birthday (July) until im 22. Than i get bigger sums at 25, 27, and 30. I also plan on looking for a job in the beginning of May and hopefully will have one by the time school gets out, I know this sounds weird but I honestly need to work and not working or not being on my feet really kills me lol. Anyway my dad offered to be my cosigner(only have 556 credut score)my mom did to but she has horrible credit and I don't really trust her with anything. Let's see I pay my car insurance one time for the whole year, I bought my own car outright, i have no student loans and I pay my phone bill on time. I do plan on doing a little clothes shopping spree because i have had the same clothes for 3+ years and need some new things haha.I know I can be on my own but I just need a renter to give me a chance. Please go to part 2 for my questions

I dated my ex-boyfriend for about a year. I broke up with him because he cheated on me with 3 other girls and verbally abused me. Anyway, I saw him at a party a while back and he confronted me in a hallway. We were alone and he said we "had to get back together." I said no so he grabbed my arm and twisted. I broke free and kicked him as hard as I could right in the balls! I was able to catch both of his babymakers and drive those suckers hard with my pointed boots. After I rocked his ballsack, he fell down and puked. The look on his face was priceless. Anyway, I guess I got him so good his nuts swelled up to the size of oranges and one ruptured and had to be removed (I play college soccer so I know how to blast a ballsack!). I feel a little bad but I've also heard he has been telling people he will never mess with a girl again and says he is glad I did not rupture his other nut. He now wears an athletic cup protector all the time to save his remaining jewel. My girlfriends on the soccer team now call me the "nut remover" and say I should hang up a fake pair of nuts like a hunting trophy on a tombstone background with the words "RIP Brian's Nuts-Destroyed By Girl Power" underneath them. Other people say I should hang up a guy's athletic cup as a symbol of female power of male weakness. Any other good nicknames? And what should I hang up? Most creative response gets best answer. Just wish more girls could experience blasting a jerk's balls! It is such a great feeling seeing a supposedly tough guy go down with one kick. Must suck to have nuts. They are just two targets dangling between a guy's legs! One shot and it is all over :)

My girlfriend (33F) hasn't stepped outside our apartment door since when she got back from her family's Christmas party. I know it's the Canadian winter, but she used to go out 5 times a week last year. My girlfriend and I (31M) have been living together in a 575 square feet apartment in central downtown since June 2015. We are close to dozens of restaurants within 2 blocks, and also near the largest chain of underground malls in possibly the world. When she wakes up, she stays in bed, puts her laptop on her chest, and surfs Reddit, Youtube, and plays MMOs. I fear that she's not getting enough movement or nutrition. She's immobile all day, except for going to the bathroom. She's living off pizza pockets, pogos, and chips for lunch for half a year, even though we have tons of alternatives left in the fridge. I can feed her any non-vegetable cooking (she hates veggies) when I get home, but that's usually after a hard day's work. I am the only one who shops, carries the food home, cooks and wash dishes. We eat out sometimes, but that's basically me getting McDonald's, and bringing the food to her bed. I'm worried about her mental and physical health. We tried going to the doctor half a year ago for a mental and hormonal checkup, but she skipped all the follow-up meetings due to procrastination, so we haven't had any results. I never brought up the subject of her problems, but she was the one who suggested that she's tired of being unmotivated, and she wants professional help.

I've always been alone without anyone (except parents), but we all know that everyone needs a friend or some other relationship with someone or people except parents & the love attained from them is different and cant be fulfilled by parents.. If u were ever alone or know anything about it, will it change? I've known people who have always been alone.. like real alone no friends, never had real friends, no one no one.

There is this boy in my class that came to me one day and basically told me I was pretty and asked for my Facebook... I told him I didn't have Facebook (which is true) and I didn't talk to him for weeks after that.... Until last week when he sat down next to me at our night class and he told me with humor that he liked me. Then he went on and told me that I was playing hard to get but he knew I was an easy girl and a slut. Then he started to joke about my weight, calling me fat, and everytime he sees me he calls me fat. I'm a normal weight even though I'm on the high end of the spectrum when it comes to normal BMI. I suffer from bulimia and his comments does not help with my disease... What does he want? How do I make him stop?

Did u ever imagine ur life as it is now? How much did u change? How much did ur life change? Do many people, men/women, come and go no matter what? It sounds like a really stupid question, but i just want to know.. Please no insults or irrelevant answers.

Ok, so after losing custody of your two kids one being 2 years old and another a month old at the time because you skipped visiting with them when you were supposed to and parenting classes and cps have tried working with you and it took 3 cps ladies just to give custody to somebody else and you just didn't make an effort to fight for them in court and they gave custody to a family member and soon after that you got arrested for petty theft and became homeless and live of social security and have no transportation and your baby you lost custody of tested positive for a drug and you tell everyone in the hospital you didn't want him and when you did have the kids which wasn't very long you always sat on your phone ignored their crying and never changed their diapers and someone was always there to do it for you... and all of a sudden you get a lawyer and have to look over some things and you get your kids back? please tell me it isn't that easy? I'm asking for a relative and btw the women who lost her kids is 34 years old if that makes a difference Need answers ASAP!

My son told me he was staying at a guys house, and was going over staying at his girlfriends. He's 16 years old, so I don't allow this. I confronted the girlfriends parents and they said he was staying on the couch and her stepmom would stay on the couch next to him when he stayed over so he didn't go downstairs where his girlfriends room is. They said he told them he told us he was staying at his girlfriends and we okayed it. I find this hard to believe and I'm very upset they didn't come to us and flat out ask us if it was okay they trusted a 16 year old boy. Why do parents behave and let kids get away with this behavior?

Im secretly planning on leaving my physically and psychologically abusive boyfriend and I am planning on moving away to another state without telling anyone. Not even my "parents". I have already transferred my schools. I have already arranged my classes for convenient times so that I can get a job easier. I just bought a brand new car at a dealership down there, I just have to pick it up. I will be living on-campus. BUT the thing is, I will only be able to live on campus for a limited period of of time (for 4 months). What if I can't land a job by that time ? I know this may sound......gold-digger-ry-like and like I am a leach, but I may just have to get a man to help take care of me. I want to be independent, but nowadays that's really hard. It's really hard to even land a McDOnald's job :'(. I'm a pre-med student. My boyfriend (ex?) takes care of me now and before him my parents took care of me. I still worked, but I didn't have to pay any bills so I have quite a bit of money saved up. I'm trying to be responsible and independent. I have only been with one man my entire life (we grew up together), so how do I get a man that will take care of me? Please don't judge me :'(. Serious answers only. I'm 21, I have waist length Amber colored hair, 5'3, 115 hourglass figure, beautiful milk chocolate skin (literally looks edible), high cheekbones, full lips, huge doll-like Amber colored eyes, very feminine features. Ya know it's hard out here for a pimp lol . For real though

So on Friday I was walking at the hallway & I saw the girl I liked walking with her friend & I saw her looking at me but I just looked away. Then when we pass by again at the hallway I turn around to look at her but she just hide behind her friend. Then when she came to class I was looking at her & she caught me looking. But then when she went over to talk to her friend I was looking at her but then I stopped looking at her. So then later when I turn around I saw her standing at the back of the class & she was looking at me. But then later she left class early?

Or have you someone grown sat on your lap when you were a child?I'm asking because yesterday my 16 y.o. son hugged me and just made me sit on his lap, really i'm a bit of embarrassed,but it was funny

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Does anyone know this druggy from Louisville KY? She is ghetto and is a druggy.

Was not enough space to post entire thing in question area. See below "Shippou". aaannnndd sorry for wrong category. I have no idea why it did that. I was sure I clicked on Family & Relationships.....derp I am so duh XD oh cool. found a way to fix category XD lol. still no posting? Nobody? I'm actually a little surprised....

She never wore a ring and never mentioned she was married. She would always smile around me, dress provacatively and the more revealing her clothes, the more likely she was to initiate eye contact and do obvious sexual body language (like arching her back and bending over and peaking at me, probably to see if I was looking), tell me things like she waits for the chance to see me again, get jealous of other women, stare a lot of I wasn't paying attention. Emotional responses, so she was obviously attracted. So I asked for her number and she said no. I was super confused since she was giving so many signs of interest. Turns out she's married and never thought to mention it. Was she just using me as emotional affair fodder?

I mean where do these guys usually hang out and what type of women are they attracted to? I'd really wanna date one but i imagine they have very high standards Trisha why so bitchy?

This girl takes every chance she can to call me names and insults me in every way possible, even after I ve shown no reaction to her. One time, she and one of her friends basically called me gay, but she actually seemed to care about my feelings unlike my bullies in the past (I was trying really hard not to cry). I m not sure about how she actually feels.

So I have a female best friend that I have a huge crush on for the past 3 years.she knew about it and in the beginning she also had a crush on me but now she friend zoned me.i confessed to her but got rejected me,she only sees me as a friend.We have really become so close we are so inseparable .Even though we are best friend,we do flirt a lot,we a lot of touch,call each other cute names like (boo,etc) and sometimes hold hands and hug each other while we go out(almost kiss twice).now she has a boyfriend(her ex) and of course it did hurt me but she told me she doesn't wanna lose me,loves me and wants me to be there for her because she has realized I'm like the only guy who truly cares about her.i realized after so many times of trying,rejections and different guys she has go out with...I got no chance with her. So I decided to her best friend (because I truly care about her) and move on.Days passed but today, at work, me,her and other co-workers were chilling and out of nowhere she said this "guys I know where (my name) lives,one day I'm gonna wake up on top of him,telling him Good morning butter cup". Everybody was schocked and I was like "wow" because she has a boyfriend but the things she's saying...so later on I talk to her and told her(since she's my best friend) "hey I need a advice from a girl that I like" and I quickly saw how her face changed and she didn't try to keep the conversation. she's was acting kinda weird like didn't wanna talk to me I think.when I was about to leave work she came to me and gave me a huge hug whispering"bye boo" which I found it odd because she doesn't really do this when I leave work..why is she acting like this?im trying to move on but she's acting weird?

Well she's 18 and a senior in high school. She's always coming to my house with bruises and/or an injury. Last month she had a broken jaw but never really told me how it happened. On Thursday she came with a puffy black eye and said she accidently hit herself. She's had broken ribs before. I always ask if somethings happening and she says no. Every time I move or raise my hand (Not at her) she flinches as if I'm Gina hit her. I don't really know what to do..?

To start off I want to apologize if I'm offending anyone... I'm really sorry for those who have been victims of rape & abuse . please don't judge me ... I would love to not want these types of things but I can't control what I want. When I was younger, between 5-7, I was repeatedly raped/ sexually abused by two people (separately). When I would say no to them or when I was being told what the consequences would be if I told anyone, they would hit me. In addition to all of that I come from a very emotionally and physically abusive family . my father has a very short temper and very bad anger problems . physical abuse is considered to be a normal way to discipline in my family . my mother rarely beat me as much as my father but she was verbally abusive. She would always tell me that I was good for nothing... Anything to make me feel as though I was worthless ... I've been with my boyfriend for almost 1.5 years. We are very open to new things but I'm not sure how I can tell him that I NEED & WANT him to abuse & rape me. I've done some research & many answers explained that this is a way of a rape victim to feel as if they are in control. But I don't agree with that because I want absolutely no control . I want my boyfriend hit me during arguments & sometimes rape me & make me feel used afterwards. I dont want to talk about it when its over but just go on with everything like it didnt happen .Sometimes we role play where I've been a "bad girl " and need to be "spanked" but

Okay, let's say Yao has 3 kids: May, John, and Leo. Let's also say Leo becomes estranged from the family in a gambling fiasco, taken away from Yao and put into the custody of guy named Arthur. 15 years later, Leo leaves Arthur's family and legally becomes Yao's son again. You with me? Good. Here's where things get hella confusing, Arthur has an adopted daughter who legally stops being part of his family (after shooting him in the face), named Ava. Arthur and Yao get have a whirlwind romance and get married. QUESTION: What does this make Ava and Leo? Can Ava and Leo date? Moving on to a NEW family tree: Lukas has two kids: Savana and Ernie. Could Savana and John get married, in a scenario where May and Ernie already are? Using generic names to hide my anime obsession. (Note: This question is also in regards to whether or not this anime is full of incest)

Okay so, My aunt makes me feel like ****. My mom works abroad. I have no dad. (He left before I was even born) I tell my mom about what my aunt does to me (I never told her that she hits me with a metal bar though) but all she says is to just ignore her...today when I woke up at 4 am,my aunt was up to take a bath and she went in my room to scold me over the SMALLEST things.. She attempted to hit me with the bar again and I waited for her to leave my room,when she did i turned off thr lights,all I could think of was to get the razor blade I have in my room. So i cut my arm...its the first time I cut my arm. I usually punch myself repeatedly when she gets mad..I don't know why I do it,but my mind tells me to.

I have noticed in the last years that I get excited sexually with almost all types of women. I love sex from the most artistic and conventional to the most filthy. I am 26 years old. Is it outrageous? What do women think about it? I appreciate your sincerity.

I was on my monthly and the whole time he was pressing me to give him a hand job. We have only been together for 2 months and just started being intimate. I didnt becase I didnt feel comfortable nor did I feel like it was madatory. So the first day my monthly ended I was making him dinner(unrelated) I made him an italian sauce he has never tried because he never tries any new food I thought I would introduce him to it. He downed it and said he doesnt eat that even though his never had it. HE SAID HE ONLY EATS RED SAUCE----hes never had any other sauce so I dont get it. I was upset because I had really done a lot to get all of the ingredients to make it and he just dismisses it like that. I dont want to be with a person who is unwilling to try new things or foods ...he just wants to eat burgers and steak, I made this sauce as a wat for him to try something new while having it be familiar. What are you thoughts yahoo?

Hey people. I have a little situation that I need help through. My parents always force me to show affection to them and they don't seem to get the concept of me being my own being (or owning myself). They always think they can make me do anything they tell me to do, even if it includes the dumbest things such as giving people hugs. I tell them I do not wish to and they still keep pushing the envelope until they say they won't talk to me for a while. My parents are basically very immature people for their age; 54 and 55. How can I finally get them to understand that I am my own body and they do not physically own me?

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So there are lot of things happened between my biological family and step family and I wanted to remove myself from step family. I am currently 21 and will be turning 22 this year. I am disowned by my stepfamily and living in an apartment with girlfriend. I do get financial support from my biological family. Anyways, i was wondering how I can disown my stepfamily legally because whenever I look up on the internet, it only says not contacting them for long time is good enough. But i need to be out because they wont provide(obviously) parental information for my FAFSA and I really need to fill this out so i can continue my education. Do I need to go to court for this? If so, do I need some sort of agreement from my step parents as in bringing them to court with me?

so I'm a girl whose parents are not legally married, and I live with my mom and I only get to see my dad through sleepovers and seeing movies together with him I love spending time with him. But the thing is though I'm starting to think it was my fault that they aren't legally married. I'm just wondering is it my fault.?

Any ideas for a username of my finsta? My name is christina (Tina, Chris). It should be something funny/clever like God_bless_Amerika (erika)

I need to borrow some money to help my boyfriend out but I'm afraid my parents won't do it if I tell them why I need it. But I was just wondering will it be possible for me to get it without them knowing why I need it. It's a lot of money, $500 but I don't have it since I'm a full time student and I don't even have any thing in savings and I don't work. But I was hooping to get it without telling her why since I'm sure they'll say no. And I can't think of a good lie as to why I will need that much money. If it was your child would you say yes?

Her friend tells me her husband is fat, mean, and smells bad. And that they are not getting along and their marriage isn't going well. Can I talk to her? Would that be ok? Obviously I wouldn't do anything, certainly not on purpose.

And that the people that have come into our lives, came for a reason?