John John if you can't save me nobody can, LITERALLY. You are literally that guy THE BEST human Christ ever, so you see, please help me... Also im very into spanking...Just saying there is stuff in it for you... I'M SO SORRY, I adore you, THANK YOU for not giving up... If you give up on me I'm stuck in hell and not going anywhere... Thing of me as a lamb crossed with a banshee I can kill predators with my very dark silver tongue but they will slaughter me with rape and assault... As they have... John, it's not your fault...My natural reaction would have been to repel you, as to save you from me... Not coz you're weal but coz I felt I had not right... I was not shot coz you didn't help me, you helped me more than anyone ever could coz you are the only person I mat as crazy as I am...(Passionate) I simply tried to keep you out of it... I didn't want you to end up like my first mate... I didn't want my exes to die... I thought enough people have died trying to save me... I'm sorry...W hat would you do, say well my last mate is a beat of prey now, got that way trying to save me, if we have enough good sex I will off all for of my ex husbands, but other than that I'm a great person... Oh BTW im 33, broke, got PTSD, i don't look like much and i have a female boobs (my beard would be the same as you having breasts like mine) OK yours would probably be prettier than mine, you are so beautiful, it's amazing... I'm sorry John, I love you. You are not abusive... You were just in a very bad situation and you did more than well, your best in the worst possible situation is more than I'd ever expect... I'm not bipolar, I'm quadri-polar... They are all me but I'm still super fragmented... They all love you, neither is lesbian...They just show love in different ways....

Since riding a bike combines both balance and pedaling together why put those both together at the early stages? It kind of doesn't make sense, and they sound more of a way to sneak dollars out of peoples pockets instead. Wouldn't it be better to get something like a balance bike at maybe the age of three or four then at maybe five a normal 14" without training wheels (since there is little room with a 12")? Wouldn't it be better to teach balance then teach pedaling with balance? I agree Nicole, its like learning to play guitar. You don't practice a extreme piece and learning the notes at the same time. You do one then the other.

This morning I woke up but I didnt have a lot of time to eat cause I had to go to a class field trip to a courtroom so for breakfast I ate beans, broccoli brussels sprouts cauliflower eggplant cheese eggs prunes and some of that Jamie Lee Curtis yogurt that makes you poop. I went to the courtroom and my stomach was in bad shape. There was a hearing going on for the sentencing of a murderer and I was in the front row sitting next to my crush. The bailiff said "All rise" as I stood up to rise, I farted. It was really loud and disgusting and smelled like rotten eggs. Everyone was laughing at me including the murderer. The judge said "Before we get started would anyone like to take a Beano break?" Then the wife of the murder victim went to the stand and started confronting the murderer, as this happened I farted and diarrhea shot out of my anus and started squirting onto the floor. Everyone started screaming. The wife of the murder victim yelled "It should have been you" to me. Then she ran over to me and I stood up and farted and knocked my crush onto the floor and my pants and undies ripped, then I tripped on them and landed on my crushes face and I farted and poo came out and went in her mouth. She vomited and said I would hear from her lawyer. The bailiff came to me and told me I was under arrest for being naked and he escorted me to the holding cell where the murderer was. As I went into the cell naked I farted. Im so embarrassed. Do I still have a chance with my crush?

Tengo 14 años, he caído en una profunda depresión, tengo pocos amigos, llevo un excelente promedio. Siempre me he relacionado mejor con gente adulta que con de mi edad. Cada vez me cuesta más disfrutar de la compañía de alguien. Mi familia sugiere que salga, que no piense demasiado, dicen que haga cosas más de mi edad, ellos creen que soy algo asi como prodigio, pero yo sé que no es verdad. Creo soy bastante madura y muy analítica. Estudio los sábados. Hace unos meses conocí a un chico, sentí interés en él, como me pasa con pocas personas, extrañamente se ha dado todo bien, yo sólo quería conocerlo, nada más. Sin embargo creo que poco a poco me he ido enamorando (le tengo mucho miedo a eso, temo equivocarme o que esté mal) soy muy cautelosa con mis compañías. Él es muy parecido a mí, me ha brindado apoyo y parece que sabe que tengo depresión y ha hecho cosas para mostrarme que tengo que salir adelante. Es un buen chico, pero tiene 21 años. No he hablado de esto, pero a pesar de que es muy tímido y reservado, me ha regalado cosas y comenzado a mostrar interés en mí. Creo que ambos nos estamos enamorando, el desde un principio me preguntó mi edad y me dijo la suya. Estamos conscientes de eso. Por el momento no hemos establecido alguna relaxión o así, pero creo que es probable que suceda. Es malo aunque me este ayudando con la depresión? Tenía mucho que jo encontraba una persona con quien abrirme y todo. Mis papas se llevan 10 años de diferencia, y empezaron a andar a mi edad.

I didn't want to end it really, but we'd been gong out 9 months, & it felt like we both wanted different things. I text him about it once & he said maybe we could meet on the weekend to clear the air, but we never did, as he got ill & he was a bit under the weather last time I saw him. I tried to be there for him, but he doesn't say to meet up, just that he's useless & he's been ill & doesn't mention talking about the relationship. I ended it through whatsapp. I really had no other choice, as we haven't seen each other in over 2 weeks & he didn't reply to my call last time, just text back. I didn't finalise a break up, just explained that none of us are communicating & I said at the end of the message, that maybe we should go our separate ways. I sent the message saturday late afternoon & no response. I remember about a month ago, he was worried I was going to break up just because I said I was gonna call him. He was even ?messaging me, saying your delayed response is worrying. Now he's read my message & not replied. I have not been a bad gf, but tired of him avoiding confrontations & he's 32. He hasn't been online. Do I give him time or move on?

I currently commute to my classes. I'm a freshman. In your opinion is it better to commute or live on campus ?

I basically made my self look like an undesirable person by saying lies that I'm the violent child of my family who has assaulted both parents and siblings and being in trouble with the police for doing it (that's actually my eldest sibling) and being a paedophile who had sexually penetrated a child under the age of 15 with my full name mentioned. I also made other parents believe that my own parents blacklisted me when in reality I had only missed out. These people have basically made me look like a person who is to be denied from attending such programs while also being made to look like the epitome of the opposite of them. I didn't actually do any of those lies I said about myself

Especially a few in particular. There's one who's really pretty and she always dressed classy and only had some pics of herself in bikinis when on trips or abroad. But in those pics, she had a cute girl next door look to her that was a turn on for me 'cuz her body is fit and she has soft-looking light skin and a fit belly and cute legs. And another friend of mine got a few tattoos on her back, so she took a pic of herself with just a bath towel around her waste and her hair tied up to show the tattoos, but instead I got so horny over how beautiful she was and I wished I could've tickled and rubbed her back after seeing what a beautfiul bare back and neck and shoulders she has. And a few other friends regularly do pics of themselves in dance costumes or bikinis, and they're fit, so a few of them I got really horny over. Now of course I keep it secret and don't tell those girls or their friends or even my friends that I sometimes tickle the pickle to their pics, but I kinda feel bad since I'm on good terms with all of them

I have been friends with this guy for a little under a year. He was a little introverted and shy, so he found it tough to make friends. So I tried to help him loosen up a bit (we are going to college soon). I know his dad and he was a little concerned about me at first (partly because he was worried about his having too much fun and wanted him to focus on getting into a good college- I was not trying to lead him astray) but later he became ok with us hanging out (another time he let me know that he was worried about his "little boy" going to a far away college and that he did not know how he was going to get by without his smile, but he recognised that it was important to let him grow up and become a man). I guess he's like that because he's a single dad and he's an only kid. Although I tried to make our last few months at school fun for him, something that was at least partially my fault happened that changed our friendship (I still blame myself for it): I urged him to come to a party with me and we were, to say the least very irresponsible in the way we spent our time. I partly blame myself because I was urging him to try new things and I (jokingly) made fun of him for being apprehensive. Since he had not been exposed to this sort of stuff before he ended up in hospital . I went to see him with his dad, and I'd never seen his dad act like that before in front of me. He kept saying "my son", "my boy", "my little boy" to himself over and over and crying over him. Everything worked out in the end, but his dad's attitude towards me has changed completely. A week after what happened I went to see my friend and his dad answered the door and told me to go **** myself and that he never wanted to see me near his house again. According to my dad, they passed each other in the street and he seemed to consider punching my dad but he controlled himself. I understand my responsibility in all of this but I just wanted to mend our relationship.

Do girls look at this at work.

This guy is kind of a player but not really. Anyways, It's been about 4 times he asked me to go to his place or to hang out. ). Every time i said no to his proposals. We don't know each other that well and had real conversations for 2 hours twice (but we used to go to high school together). But yesterday with common friends; we saw each other. He told me that he HAS to pay for dinner sometime, and that he HAS to teach some stuff someday. At about 5 am he went out of his way to bring me back home. I thought he was a weirdo at first but yesterday, i learned that he's actually a nice and cool guy. So my question is: am i just his booty call or does he like me? If it's just a booty call, how can we just stay friends?

I'm 27 and my husband is 30. We have 4 young kids and I'm 6 months pregnant with my 5th. I'm biracial and my husband is a typical white man. He's an only child and very close to his parents. I have never liked his mother. She always gives me the evil eye and makes snide remarks about how I take care of the house or the kids. I've been with my husband for 8 years now and I know she thinks I'm not good enough for him. My husband is just useless, he always annoys me and makes his stupid jokes, he leaves bread crumbs which he knows I hate! I don't want that woman in my house and she comes at least once a week without even calling. He usually takes the kids and visits them quite often. I have cried and told my husband how I feel and he says he will talk to her but she never stops being rude. I don't want her in my house and I never want to visit them. What do I do?

My girlfriend I don't allow her to watch certain things like music channels and I suspect she has been doing . I check her phone and found multiple missed calls from unknown number and when I see this I shout at her and grabb her and ask why is she doing this to me? She says she wants to go and stay with her parents but this make me more angry She got me in trouble last week when she made me push her against the wall so now I shout for half an hour at her and I force her to sit in the corner I see she is crying but I know she is pretending to cry so I watch her with a close eye. Tomorrow I will not let her go to work and I will because she cannot be trusted.

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I just don't know anymore. These girls always come in to my work and ask specifically for me. Like they always want to talk to me about this and that. I always flirt with them, yada yada yada. These girls like to go out a lot (party, smoke, drink). And they hang out with drones of people I don't know and probably wouldn't like. I only do one of these things, smoke. It's really the only thing we share that we do. I asked one if she smoked and she said yeah, then I tried asking for her number so I could hit her up when I had some bud but she never responded. What I'm trying to get at is, I really want to know if these girls are just screwing with me or have a legit interest in me hanging out with them? But there's no way to ask without offending. I really don't want to waste my time anymore if this is the case. I hate to say this but I'm not really good at talking to girls. I have almost no clue of what goes on outside my home. I was damn near shelled out from people my age group for 18 years. I need some help here.

Well she's 18 and a senior in high school. She's always coming to my house with bruises and/or an injury. Last month she had a broken jaw but never really told me how it happened. On Thursday she came with a puffy black eye and said she accidentally hit herself. She's had broken ribs before. I always ask if somethings happening and she says no. Every time I move or raise my hand (Not at her) she flinches as if I'm gonna hit her. I don't really know what to do..?

I guess shes my niece she's my dads brothers sons daughter. We are the same age (28) and share the same last name

So my soon to be ex-husband was hitting me, pushing me, he even held a gun to me....I contacted a divorce attorney and I started dating my good friend. He was consoling me and gave me the strength to file for divorce. Well we had several sexual encounters before the divorce my ex-husband found out and shot my boyfriend. He is out of the Operating Room and is in critical but stable condition. I really love him and I don't know how to justify this happening to him....I really hate myself for getting my boyfriend shot.

I've gone on 5 dates with this guy and it's been clear we both really like each other. He kisses and holds my hands in public But when I brought up maybe a future he says "we still have a lot to learn about each other" then says "leandra you're the only girl for me" Yet he doesn't seem to want a relationship Am I wasting my time?

So you can probably tell by my question that my parents are overly strict. I am literally the poster child. I have straight A s in school, long straight blonde hair and pretty blue eyes. I wear no make up and moderate or I could say colorful clothes. But that s not me being me that s me being the person my parents want me to be. I ll still have straight A s in school but I want me hair all layered and part of it dyed blue. I want to wear gauges and have a tongue piercing. I love to wear black ripped up skinny jeans and band tees along with rubber bracelets around my wrists. I want to wear makeup and go out with my friends. That s me and that s who I want to be. I can t though my parents would flip and go nuts. my dad would mostly. Advice please?? Oh and by the way I m 15.

So in class the other day me & my friend were messing around with his water bottle & he wanted to wet me but I didn't let him so we spill water on the table & we got in trouble with the teacher then the girl I liked ask me if I was okay

Ella me gustaba y yo sentia que tambien le gustaba, hablabamos mucho pero derrepente ella empezo a dejar de hablarme, dejaba las conversaciones a medias hasta que un dia simplemente no me contestó.... segun en una de sus redes sociales ella dijo que tenia novio pero en fb no ha cambiado su estado, nisiquiera tiene fotos con el supuesto novio Yo me senti muy descepcionado y deje de intentar comunicarme con ella y en un intento por llenar ese vacio que sentia empece a interactuar con otras chicas en facebook y curiosamente despues de algunos dias (comentarios y likes a otras chicas tambien) ella me contesto el ultimo mensaje que le habia enviado y empezo a dar like a mis publicaciones... Que opinan de esta situacion? porque ella actua asi?

Okay so this girl always bullies me and my friends, so looking for an easy solution, I sent her dad screenshots of her posts on Instagram talking about us and some other things, like getting tattoos and not telling her dad/drinking and having sex with random guys. Her step mom told her it was me that sent them (not her dad, who I actually sent them to) well she got in a lot of trouble and now basically the entire school is bullying me saying it's not cool to tell on her and calling me names which I'm not going to say, they're very profane. The girl follows me to class, grabbing my bags and such, trying to get me to fight her. My mom told me to go to the counselor and ask them to take care of it. I showed the counselor all the screenshots I had (just got the s7 a few days ago so it was kinda hard to find them) then signed onto my Facebook messenger and showed the woman's what I sent this girls father. I've been called into the office 3 times, they looked at the cameras and saw her grabbing me/ getting in my face. I don't think she got in trouble because at the end of the day they told my mom it was no big deal and that I was just over reacting. They aren't helping me?????? What should I do? This girl keeps getting in my face and grabbing me but everytime I just keep walking to class quickly. I've done all I could think of doing. My school's bullying policy is a joke. Please help. I'm scared to even go to school tomorrow.

I have a loved one who is in Korea who is now being sexually abused by his parents. I wanted to raise money so he can come live in America with me and we can get our own place. I'm on low income now and I can't work a normal job. I built a go find me account which is now active for donations it's at HTTPs://www.gofundme.com/kfxahsf8 and if you know of any one else that can donate to this cause please notify and tell them as well. If you know of any other ideas that is necessary to help him please comment so I can get busy on ideas to help him. Thank-you everyone!

I hate her, I wish she didn't ever exist. She acts like a totally nice person in public but she's a whore at home. She uses me as her punching bag and swears at me calling me a *****...or rude or ugly or disgusting...and I couldn't dare tell her I wish I would die...then she would hit me.....

So on Friday my friend sits next to this girl i liked & he called me over so he could show me something on his phone & I heard the girl I liked that was sitting in the table no don't call him over here. But then she said it again on Monday though

Last summer i tried to commit suicide. My mom is in another country and cheated on my dad which devastated all of us. From then on i basically had to act like a mother to my little sister. It was exhausting with school and i felt lonely and hopeless. After i tried to commit suicide, i started seeing a therapist which i have to admit has helped but theres still days where i feel like i have no energy to get out of bed for that day. But overall i'm doing much better. But it still hurts that my dad doesn't see and understand that I've struggled too. Depression and anxiety isn't easy when you have to wake up at 5 in the morning for school and try to get good grades then come home, help with the cooking, cleaning, take care of appointments etc. I understand that he's tired too because he works a lot then has to come home and finish cooking etc. I know it's hard for him but he thinks I'm just this lazy girl that doesn't do anything. I'm not. I'm tired of him not seeing how hard i'm trying to make him proud, he just sees my flaws. So how can i explain this to him so he can understand? He believes depression and anxiety are like unreal things or things you can control.

What's the point of having any of them if you can't be unique? Why should you want friends if they don't love you for you but for someone else? For instance if they say you remind them of someone that means they are taking away your individualality which means they only like you because of that person because you are the same as that person so why make friends? Why love your family when your own family don't love you for you? I believe everyone in the universe should just be alone like me. ☺

im 16 years old im always home i never go out whats wrong with me. teens my age always go out.

I'm in college. I'm a freshman. (Girl) Before going to college, I thought college would be different. I thought everyone there took their classes seriously and were mature. Everyone was friendly and it was fun. But honestly it's not like that at all. Everyone is still immature. No one takes class seriously. All I hear everyone talk about is the frat parties and drinking. And it's actually hard to make friends. Especially since I commute and don't live on campus. At first I didn't care but now I feel out of place and like I don't fit in. I feel like I'm in high school. Isn't college supposed to be different ? What's your opinion ?

Edit This girl who I really like (she knows that I like her) asked me for my number out of the blue. I never really pursued her because I found out she was seeing someone else. I also found out from someone else that she might moving away for a few months. Any thoughts?

Alright, so my mom has always had this goofy tone towards me most of the time. She'll treat me like some kind of adorable little 4 year old or puppy. You know, like "Awww, look at those little furry legs of yours!" and things like that. It's like when you act overly upbeat towards a dog or small child. That is, upbeat to the point where you're like "Okay, you can let go of my kittyears now." Back when I was about 5-8 years old I was fine with it, but now It's getting really old and I'd like for her to quit. How should I tell her that it's about time she stopped approaching me with this kind of attitude? I'm 14 years old, by the way.

There isn't much time for us to spend with just me & my hubby. How can I show him more love? We would like to be more sexually active (right now its about once a week and would like it to be everyday). My hubby and I both come home from work tired and we want to just relax in bed with each other and not have any interruptions from our son. However, this isn't possible because he's a growing child who needs attention. What are some ways where we can just get away so that we can be more sexually active and more romantic? Perhaps a vacation or cruise would work? Any ideas/suggestions or personal experiences are welcome.

If they are qualified but have pointy small boobs they don't get the job but if they have big ones I hire them lol