What is a good comeback to say when someone says "Come at me thottie?"

I was a popular member of a forum I frequent a lot for almost 7 years. I had a freak stalking me on the site who framed me and set me up then spread on a well known social media page relating to the forum that I am a stalker, harasser and crazy liar. Now every single one of my online friends has blocked me - some of them I've been friends with for years. I've been banned from the forum and everybody believes them and hates me now. The two people running the page have made up a bunch of lies and set me up. I'm feeling very sad :( 

I'm 30 years old. I've recently dropped a handful of my friends due to drug use. My one friend is 28. He just started college and is acting like a 20 year old. He's partying with 18-20 year olds, constantly doing drugs, constantly partying, spent all his financial aid money to go to raves.  My other has 2 kids who he recently gave custody to his parents due to how frequently he was going out and partying with friends after his divorce from his wife. He's 33 he's FINALLY straightening himself out slightly  My other friend is involved with HEAVY drugs she's 29. This is all within the past year or so since she made friends with this new girl at work. In fact she quit her really good job with benefits to take a commission job working from home with no benefits.  What would cause people to go BACKWARDS instead of forward with their lives. I should mention i live in a HUGE resort town with a lot of trashy people, drinking, partying. We see so many tourists during the summer. Could it be the environment? 

There was a girl who I saw at work and she used to come up with her sister to my office and speak with a coworker of mine but I never had a conservation with for 4 months. 4 months later, I ended up helping her a coworker of her and I talked to her but it was very brief about something work related. Eventually my friend called me over to help the girl out. I was helping the girl with work related issues and she offered me candy and asked me if she wanted to sit on the chair she was sitting at while I was helping her out. I asked her if she was related to a girl I knew as she has the same last name as the girl and she mentioned she was her sister. We had a conversation about another family member of hers I knew. After I helped her, my friends said the girl asked my friends for my name and what country I was from? My friends mentioned that this girl is interested in me but I believe she was just being nice to me as I helped her at the time as we didn't talk for about 4 months since she started. What do you think?

I've been plagued with problems lately. In and out of the hospital. I really need someone right now but of course nobody cares. I'm tempted to message the man who used to messages me non-stop, call my house until my family wanted to call the law for me and showed up uninvited. I know he'll listen to me but I'm afraid I'll regret this. I need someone right now. Maybe he's changed and won't do the stalker stuff again. I honestly feel now he's the only one who ever cared or went out of the way to prove it. I just feel so alone.

My friend touched my knee with his hand when we were hanging out what does this mean 

What do I do when my friend is going to get kidnapped? 

On Saturday I told my friend I was moving on, he said he hopes everything goes well with me. On Wednesday I wrote him, just by saying hi to him and hoping he is ok, he read my massage but he didn't replied. Today I texted him back that I was really sorry to say I was moving on, that I wish I could take it back. That I want to still being friends and that I offer my sincere friendship. He hasn't read it yet, do you think he will reply to me? I really miss him

I have a co-worker that doesn't like me. Since I started there she has been reporting me saying to my boss I cant do my job properly etc etc and its not true. My boss just ignores her now and knows exactly what is going on and ive even had to tell my boss about her on numerous occasions. Last week I got a new 2020 car and she seen it and that evening she blocked me on facebook, whats app and Instagram for no reason whatsoever. When I told her this week I was buying a home, she told me not to do so and apply to my local city council for a social house. She knows about my recent engagement also and the fact that me and my partner are serious and moving in together too and has been laughing and making faces about this to staff behind my back at work. Im tired of her behaviour shes a very jealous and spiteful girl and I really don't want to be near her anymore on shifts. How do I go about avoiding her?

I met this girl in my class, and I've been tutoring her since last semester. Anyway, I'm having a hard time keeping my patience with her, because she's extremely ditzy and asks stupid questions. For example, we had a quiz in our singing class, and the directions were to look at the note on the staff, and write the note name (letter) in the space provided. She then turned to me, because she didn't understand what that meant. Another example, we went grocery shopping, and she asked me verbatim, "how do I know if my car is on or not?" How do you drive to school everyday, and not know how to turn on your car? She signed up for a singing class, but went to the wrong class (a music history class by the way) for TWO weeks and didn't realize it. She's 23, but looks like a kid, acts like a kid, and talks like a kid (she has that high pitched, "dumb girl" voice. If that makes sense). She squeals and whines a lot, and one time in class, she looked like she was about to cry, so I asked her what was wrong, and she said that she was sad but didn't know why (in that whine-y kid voice). I can't tell if she has a problem or if she is just acting this way, but I'm running out of patience for her, and I need advice on what to do. 

I am a 16 year old girl and my best friend is a 16 year old boy. I really like him and I want to tell him i love him. However, here are some things holding me back. - His 14 year old brother is one of my close friends and I dont want that to affect our friendship - My best friend used to have a thing with one of my two close girlfriends - I dont think he likes me back (he talks to this girl hes never met but not really a thing but he likes her) - My ex boyfriends sister likes him Tonight when we were texting, I was like i like someone and im not sure how to tell them. He then proceeded to ask me who this person is, if he knew them and why I wouldn't tell him who it is. OOF. I know I am going to get rejected but if your best friend liked you, wouldnt you want to know? And it is too hard talking to him/ going to dinner with him and his brother pretending I dont like him. Advice please:)

Well she has many issues with me but most of all her big issue is my appereance When i feel confidence she hates it and she tries to destroy my self esteem One day she told me that a girl called me ugly and i am very sure she did that only to make me feel ugly What is her problem??? She acts like crazy when i am near to her! She is suppose to be my best friend We are both females I have never done or say something bad to her

My friend said this to me she didn't say anything else apart from this and I got a little offended and asked her to re read the message again and then judge if what she said was rude.. Am I right to be mad or am I overreacting it just came across as a little sarcastic/rude

My close friend is Jewish and we have an ongoing prank war. How should I prank him now? Should I prank him using fake Nazi gas?

I am a 16 year old girl and my best friend is a 16 year old boy. I really like him and I want to tell him i love him. However, here are some things holding me back. - His 14 year old brother is one of my close friends and I dont want that to affect our friendship - My best friend used to have a thing with one of my two close girlfriends - I dont think he likes me back (he talks to this girl hes never met but not really a thing but he likes her) - My ex boyfriends sister likes him Tonight when we were texting, I was like i like someone and im not sure how to tell them. He then proceeded to ask me who this person is, if he knew them and why I wouldn't tell him who it is. OOF. I know I am going to get rejected but if your best friend liked you, wouldnt you want to know? And it is too hard talking to him/ going to dinner with him and his brother pretending I dont like him. Advice please:)

I have this bestfriend that I knew for years. Even though my bestfriend tells me personal things more than that other friend, she just always close with her. I feel some type of way about that. Why is that?

Me and my friends were playing calling eachother names. I then said to one of my friends that "you look like you're going to be a slut when you get older." She started crying. Was I in the wrong?

I don't really care for my birthday tomorrow. I just want my birthday to go by fast. I didn't even tell my friends my birthday was coming up. Can somebody tell me is this normal. I'm a 14 year old teen.

We grew up together, went to school together, college together, same major and ended up working for the same company. Issue is he got a unfair promotion over me. And only reason is because he's dating our bosses son and everyone knows it (they are gay). He doesn't work but spend time with the son all day at the office. Because of this it makes a heavier workload for the rest of us who are ACTUALLY working.  He's throwing a promotion party that's being paid for by our boss ( I wonder why ). And after the invite i told him I wasn't going to come. This was monday And he hasn't spoke to me since. Am I really that bad of a friend for not going? He knows it's a unfair promotion but he doesn't see anything wrong with it.