My wife is having a bunch of friends over this weekend and I told her that I was going to bake them a cake, but I was gonna hide a Polaroid picture inside the cake of me dunking my nuts into the cake batter. Now she's really mad, should I just not bake the cake now?

Would you date a guy who attends hedonistic nude parties  Plus 45  No children  Never married  Into threesomes , , nudists vacations  Lives with his mother Works in a call center  We used to work together, but was terminated a few months ago ..and think about him every day but the more and more I learn about him.m, I think I may have dodged a bullet or am I being a prude / judgmental 

Hi guys , I have been married for 11 years now  I've been faithful this entire time. But I recently found out my husband has been seeing young women in their 20's . I'm 36 years of age. And my husband is 33. He is NOT and EYE CANDY. And I'm surprised there's YOUNG MEN IN THEIR 20's who hit on me all the time. Very attractive young men. I can't believe it. So anyways when I found out about his infidelity, i decided to go through his bank account statements, and I couldn't believe how much money he has spent on escorts for two long years. I'm talking by the thousands. He was very mean and cold to me over these two years and I couldn't understand why. But now I do. When I confronted him he just said ALRIGHT YOU CAUGHT ME. With a SMILE on his face.While I was crying the whole time. HE Wanted to take my MERCEDES- BENZ that he got me for our 10 year  anniversary. And told me that the married life isn't for him. With a smile on his face. I WAS SO HEART BROKEN by how cold. He was to me. I even ended up in the hospital for not sleeping for days. He told me he didn't feel anything about what he did. Then I said I want a divorce. The next day he went to a Lawyer and came back and told me he was sorry and we should work things out. He even told me that by Law half of everything is mine. I haven't gone to a lawyer because my husband controls all the money. And he told me he will not pay for a Lawyer. NOW HE CLAIMS HE LOVES ME and wants to work things out. But I don't trust him. 

I just found out my husband of 11 years of marriage has been cheating on me with very expensive young women in their 20's I'm 36 years of age. I found a sex pill cartridge in his car and a receipt for Lingerie. He travels a lot out of states.  And I noticed he would start arguments and fight with me out of no where. I cook and clean wash his clothes and have been faithful all the way. When I confronted him about his infidelity he denied everything. I asked him to let me in on his bank account. And he did. I found out he kept on pulling money from ATMs. Every time he wants Sex I give it to him anyway he wants to.HE IS A VERY UGLY LOOKING GUY. HE has a small penis, and he smells horrible, like he doesn't care about himself anymore. I am a very clean woman.  Always smell good. Take my showers and make sure I am very clean. And I don't understand why he's been doing this for 2 years . I CRIED ALOT  and he didn't care. He even laughed about it . Almost as if he's proud of what he did. And told me that the married life isn't for him. But once he went to a lawyer he changed his mind and wants to work our marriage out. Because half of everything belongs to me. HE CLAIMS HE LOVES ME. But I don't believe him anymore. And when it comes to Sex He seems to be having a hard time wanting me. I'm so confused PLEASE HELP!!!! I don't love him anymore after this, and he has told me he's not going to give me a divorce. Or pay for my lawyer. 

A long time ago I had this guy friend who was divorced from his wife. They had a son together. She divorced him soon after she gave birth to their son! They had been married about three years at that time… She didn't have papers and he was the one to even petition her… She claimed that he was physically abusive towards her… but I talked to him and he told me then why was she with him for over three years? ! Why did she say yes to him when he proposed? ! Why after she gave birth to their child, she filed for divorce? ! Seems like she is a bad person for doing that if you asked me!

wives can divorce them? Does initiating an inevitable divorce have any legal benefits?

It was weird the first time he came to my mind, I even said to myself... WTF? I never thought about him at all.  So there's this guy I met a few years ago.Long story short we both are married (not to each other) but I can't shake him off. I think about him all day long and it's irritating. I deleted all his contact info, and deleted him off my social media. He took offense to this! How could I tell him that he is my weakness and I could not afford to lose my marriage over temptation? It's been several years that we've spoken and I have tried to contact him once to at least keep him as a friend, but he is not at all forgiving. He won't speak a word to me.  It makes me sick that I want him so bad and I feel that my feelings are deeper than lust. I get so caught up in those feelings that I breakdown and cry. I love my husband so much and I hate that I feel this way towards this other person.  How can I get rid of him from my mind if distance and no contact have not worked for years? I have had issues within my marriage, and most couples with those issues have resorted to infidelity.  I do not condone cheating, that is why I avoided this other man for so long. I feel my husband is cheating or getting there.  I'm bringing it up to see if maybe someone may find of connection to my thoughts and this other guy.

Even though I am divorced I am still on friendly terms with my ex wife and her parents. We did not have any children. Her parents are very much into sports but they do not have much money to attend sporting events. I have a box seat at the local stadium and I sometimes invite her parents to watch a game with me as my guest. They really enjoy watching these games with me and are very grateful that I remained friends with them. I did not know it but my ex wife's new husband is also a big sports fan. He must have heard my ex wife's parents talking about going to games with me. He told them he thinks he should be invited to come along with them to these games and they told me about his request. I asked my ex wife's parents what they thought about that idea and they asked me not to invite him as they don't like him. Has anyone ever heard of a husband wanting to be with his wife's ex husband. THAT IS JUST WEIRD. Does sports make people do strange things? I don't think I will invite him to join us AND I don't want to intrude into my ex wife's life. I wish her and her husband the best life in the future but I don't want to get involved in her life. Does what I am doing seem like a reasonable thing to do?

How come?

I was married to my husband for 2 years and got legally divorced due to some differences we had at the time with work, school and socially. 3 years later we decided to give each other try again and found ourselves remarrying. When we were first married, we filed a green card petition, but never went through with the remainder of the process or even notified immigration of our divorce. If I want to continue with the process, how would this look for us? Is it possible for us to continue at all? Thank you very much.

So my wife is a carer and she works with another colleague going to various houses as a team. My wife believes that the person she works with shouldn't have to pay anything towards fuel or maintenance as her work covers fuel costs which it doesn't cover what our car uses. We have just had to pay a huge bill for the car to be fixed.  Should she have to pay or at least offer to pay towards the bill or fuel cost?  She has been working with her for 2 years at least 4 days a week and not given her anything

Is this modernism and maturity and freedom? What should the husband do after hearing all these things? Will people support the wife for it and call the husband loser n insecured for minding aboyt his wife talking about past sex openly?

I saw him and my body reached new levels of arousal my husband never made me feel. I would do anything to have a night with him. I have known the husband for 6 years ago before separating 

I was sent a proposed letter for child support but my income is high due to working a lot of overtime, can I specify that my income differs because of overtime as a response or?